KEENSPACE PERSONALS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED!!

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Are you gettin' it? I mean, really gettin' it?

What am I getting? Is it contagious?
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Go to hell you mangy, knee-knocked goober-gabber!
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Yes, and with plenty of sour cream
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*sigh* It ain't here, it ain't there, it ain't anywhere
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KEENSPACE PERSONALS HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED!!

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Come on, ask Dr. Wrecked. How can I be of service?
Tired of not making that romantic connection? Well those days are over! Now you too can have a big lot

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Nothin' says lovin' like Pop'n Fresh dough, and WreckedHead on a bender.

Lovin' so good an' HOT, you'll slap yo' mama!
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You know, I'm bummed about being lonely enough. I dont need this. :-?
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EVERYONE needs LOVE!

Try the YaHoo personals! Say you're a stripper! You'll get lots of hits then!

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Jamie! wrote:You know, I'm bummed about being lonely enough. I dont need this. :-?
I'll join you in tossing him off a bridge, Heeeeechjamie.
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fil3r wrote:
Jamie! wrote:You know, I'm bummed about being lonely enough. I dont need this. :-?
I'll join you in tossing him off a bridge, Heeeeechjamie.
Oh another couple of lost souls have washed up on the beach of Dr. Wrecked searching for answers to their woes and misery!

The doctor is in, how can I help? You look famished, perhaps I can offer you a knuckle samich! :P

Take heart young friends, help is on the way! (Remember, Dr. Wrecked takes Paypal)

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 12644 »

Cure me, doc. I seriously need a date.

No, come to think of it, I think I need a dog.

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Maladroit wrote:Cure me, doc. I seriously need a date.

No, come to think of it, I think I need a dog.

(More strange drumbeats start up in the distance, the rhythm grows infeciously) *Boom-chicka Boom-chicka Boom-chicka* Oh my lady *boom-chicka boom-chicka* it is not a dog you need *Boom-chicka Boom-chicka* It is an almost 30 year old house boy *boom-chicka boom-chicka* Your man hath arrived..

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Iz dere a dawcter in da haws???

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Don't you know? If you draw good bishies the girls will flock to you ^^
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Nothin' says lovin' like a tentacle in the oven.

I'm married. I get it and all the neighbours know.

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 11784 »

WreckedHead wrote:
fil3r wrote:
Jamie! wrote:You know, I'm bummed about being lonely enough. I dont need this. :-?
I'll join you in tossing him off a bridge, Heeeeechjamie.
Oh another couple of lost souls have washed up on the beach of Dr. Wrecked searching for answers to their woes and misery!

The doctor is in, how can I help? You look famished, perhaps I can offer you a knuckle samich! :P

Take heart young friends, help is on the way! (Remember, Dr. Wrecked takes Paypal)
Doc, I'd like to join, but
1) I'm underage, and
2) I don't think my H.M.O. will cover it.

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 12015 »

What is this "bishies" you refer to, might I ask? I hear this countless times a day from the likes of lovelorn folk such as yourselves: "I yanna get up on it dat, yo!" Yes indeed, we all, at times want to "get up in that", but is this truly what our hearts are earnestly yearning for?

Let us *cough-paynowdamnitt-cough* further investigate *cough-cheapbums-cough* this question... :-?

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Ghastly wrote:Nothin' says lovin' like a tentacle in the oven.

I'm married. I get it and all the neighbours know.

Poor, poor Ghastly.. I don't know how many times I've told him a slinky, leather riding crop, and a blow up sheep does not constitute a "sex life" much less a marriage..

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It wouldn't be a blow-up sheep if those asshats from PeTA would just leave me the fuck alone. :evil:

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 12015 »

You'ins jus' need tah comes down to Ken-tucky. They don't care what yah stick your wang in down here, be it man, mouse, cousin or sheep. :o

I'm my own cousin fer chrissakes.. :o

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 12015 »

Don't yeh be staring down yer nose at me blasted Aussie! Tell 'em cuz!

*proceeds to drool uncontrollably against the monitor for the next fifteen minutes*

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It all makes sense now!!!!!
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Wait, no it doesn't.
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Post by ZOMBIE USER 12015 »

I am ze doc-ter! Heir doc-ter! Do not heckle or confuse or try to unconfuse ze doctor!

Meh, fuck it. It's cocktail time.

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