random crap (::The Kinky Topic::)

Gundam · Post by **Gundam** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 7:37 pm

... i can't remember the last pg-13 rated movie that featured a dog bone up someone's bum...

Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy · Tue Jan 21, 2003 7:43 pm

gundam wrote:... i can't remember the last pg-13 rated movie that featured a dog bone up someone's bum...

I can. . . Oh wait, PG-13? Ohhhhh. Never mind. . . I thought you said
NR-30 For sickness and a white dog bone turned nasty. Uggghhh.

Atheil · Post by **Atheil** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 10:16 pm

:: clenches the bone tightly almost having a tug of war with the dog as he does so... Nick starts growling at the dog as they "fight" over the bone::

Grawr... Must win
Lovely covered in Whipped cream.... must WIN
:: holds the bone tight, grunting a bit as he counts the time in his head::
:: laughs a bit::
Damn thats one cold nose.....

:: almost lost the bone to laughing spell::
Darnit...

::hears a ding in the hands of LilWolf::
Yay... thats ten seconds... W00t....
::sighs and lets the bone go, unhooking the vaccum and such, pulling and buckling up his pants, wrapping the his bondage belt around his waist and smilng as he heads over to LilWolf::
Nummy ~.^
::winks as he dips his finger into the whipped cream on her left breast, bringing the finger to his mouth, licking off the cream::
Indeed.... yummy... my favorite desert... but it needs something...
:: takes out a small tall blue bottle in the form of a female body with a long wooden handled brush::
Belgian chocolate body paint...

Gotta love it
~.^ (psst hun, email me k LilWolf :: kisses:: )

Jusein · Post by **Jusein** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 11:26 pm

*debates about whether or not she wants to announce her newbieness...*

*hides behind a couch and squeeks:*

hello... i'm new here...

*grabs her bat*

interesting party you have going on here

Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy · Wed Jan 22, 2003 5:16 am

Jusein wrote:*debates about whether or not she wants to announce her newbieness...*

No, RUN! Run as fast as you can as soon as you can. Don't be sucked into this vortex of sex and kink. Oh wait. Noooo, join us.

;; We love newbies. . . . Lil'Wolf's got a test fer ya.

Have fun.

*Still in pudding.* Mmmm, pudding.

ZOMBIE USER 12341 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12341** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:37 am

*peeks out of her hiding place* nyu? Kitty-chan no been here long time.
*hands out vanilla mint cookies to everyone* Happy kinkyness! Kitty-chan thinks we need to make a Kinkyness holiday. who want to help me?

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:30 pm

Weee!!!! Newbies!!!!! *opens door to video watching room* *locks it tight*
^^ Crystal Kitty!!!!! *glomp*

ZOMBIE USER 12341 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12341** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:39 pm

*is glomped* hi jojo long time me see *huggles and gives jojo a cookie*

ZOMBIE USER 12483 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12483** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:45 pm

heh, now there was a point to that test, I mean come on, think about it, if he can 'hold' a dog bone tight enough to keep the dog from taking it, think what he can do with those muscles

squeeze, release, squeeze, release, squuueeezzee, caress, release. toned muscles, oh how lovely

oh, and welcome Jusein, and don't be afraid, if you dont' want ssomething we won't do it to you *tosses Jusein into the pudding pool with SATG*

oops ^^;

oh and SATG, if your gonna send other people to my test, why don't you try one, and btw, none of them are the same ^_~

OOO!! O.O chocolate body paint! perfect! hon you are wonderful, maybe I should just pretend I'm topless already, then we get to keep all the cream ^_~ *grabs a thing of whipped cream that SATG didn't burst* heh, can never have enough *squirts a little bit on Nick's neck, then licks it off slowly*

wb Neko-chan, yes, we need a holiday, but do we really need an excuse to be more kinky?

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:47 pm

Cookie!!!
Ummm... er.... *composes self* I mean, that sounds like fun! Holiday in celebration for all the newbies!!!!

ZOMBIE USER 12341 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12341** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:52 pm

What shall the holiday-o-kink be named?

ZOMBIE USER 12483 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12483** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:55 pm

Holiday-o-kink?

ZOMBIE USER 12341 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12341** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 2:57 pm

nah, needs to be more exciting. what do you think jojo?
or better yet, what do the newbies think?

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:05 pm

Kinky Day! ^^ That's my suggestion.... Okay.... I'll think of a better one later.....
What day should it be? I'm not gonna be on this weekend......

ZOMBIE USER 12341 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12341** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:10 pm

Ok here's what lil'wolf and I have come up with so far!
1) the day is going to be on KittyGirls's b-day, to honor the crazy girl who started it all, july 22
2) the name of the holiday "fuzzy handcuff day"
what do you all think?

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:14 pm

On kitty's b day? How cool! ^^ If it is to be "fuzy hand cuff day" They should be "Pink" fuzzy handcuffs. We should ask Kitty what she thinks.

ZOMBIE USER 12341 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12341** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 3:16 pm

I agree on adding "pink" to the title. where's kitty when we need her?

Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy · Wed Jan 22, 2003 4:18 pm

Crystal Kitty wrote:I agree on adding "pink" to the title. where's kitty when we need her?

Pink Fuzzy Handcuffs. *Gigggle* I remember this time, when I was. Err, never mind.

YAY! KINKY DAY! Too bad its during school. I could sooo do some kinky stuff to people. Hehehe.

Oh well! I still like that idea. We must all celebrate kinky day and wear our most kinky clothes.

ZOMBIE USER 12341 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12341** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 4:21 pm

Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy wrote:Oh well! I still like that idea. We must all celebrate kinky day and wear our most kinky clothes.

I'll agree to that! Leather bondage clothes for everyone!

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Wed Jan 22, 2003 4:23 pm

*sees the belgian chocolate Atheil's holding* oooh, chocolate^^
*runs past them, snatching the chocolate*
Wheeee!!!
*runs to secret videoroom, opens the door with the copy of the key he has and locks the door when inside*
Jojo: What!? How did you....
draco: Look what I have
Jojo: I asked you how.... ooooh, chocolate^^