random crap (::The Kinky Topic::)

[Atheil]

starting to die again... :: pouts::

~ Nick
weave

[ZOMBIE USER 12483]

I don't know about you guys, but I have been having royal troubles with Keen both yesterday and today. Yesterday it didn't exist (where have I see that before -_-) and today, this morning, it was three days in the past, everything went back to saturday's posts, and all the links didn't work, so I couldn't even get to saturday's posts...yeah, maybe just my comp screwing up, not sure, but I'm just praying this holds out and continues to function...*crosses fingers*

now, where was I

so initiation first eh, hmm...now which toy to use first... *borrows vaccum from Draco* gracias, since he wants torture first this will be useful ^_^ *sets vaccum down by Atheil and runs out the door for a second* *comes back with a rotweiler (I give up on spelling, its the vicious dog, that is the point, ne?) and a very large, smooth, dog bone* ^_^ now, hon, I need you to turn around and bend over that chair, pantless, and while I do this, I need you to stick that vaccum to yourself and turn it on ^_^ *lets the dog slobber on the bone a little then ties the dog up so it can't reach it* tell me when your ready ^_^

[Gundam]

hey i understand completely. i never had a problem with your point, just the way it was expressed.

... now what did you say about asses? *stares at yours and drools*

[ZOMBIE USER 12232]

*head pops up out of a plant pot* *looks around*
>.>
<.<
hmm.... looks safe enou--
O.O... *see's someone bended over, pantless and lil'wolf with a slobbery dog bone*
....
i think i'll go back to my underground room now.... *pops head back down* *closes metal hatch that protects her*

[ZOMBIE USER 12716]

Jojo: Hi Kitty! I just dug a path from my video watching room to your underground plant pot lybrinth!
Now we're connected to both kinky forums!

[Gundam]

.... you're hiding from your own topic? O_o

[Atheil]

o.o;;;
:: complies, a bit worried and curious at the same time...::
heh, ready?

[Aelice6]

Paddles? Ff-shaw Leather whips, barbed wire, and bondage equipment are the only way to go!

[Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy]

Since october. . . wow. . . you people are kinky.

>_o We noobies get bad impression. *Tries to resist urge to become kinky.*

Yaknow, kink is better left in bedroom. . . *Has a really odd first impression now. . . * I am so scared. . . .

*Pulls out kink repelent and reads a good yaoi manga instead.* I'm done with being kinky. You can have my good toys.

*Pulls out box labled "Good Toys"* Go wild. Use your imagination on some of those things, cause I don't even know what some of them are used for. . . Yea, scary. . . *Hides in closet.*

[ZOMBIE USER 12483]

*wiggles and shoves the bone into his tush, so that about three inches is still sticking out* that feel good? think of the smooth blubs on either end up there, twist it this way *twists a little* pull it this way *pulls it out a little* turn it like this *turns it back the way it was* push it in like so *pushes it in and out a little* yes..you like? *slightly evil sarcasm* now comes the real test *grins very evily* stay where you are, if you move, you fail my test, and you wouldn't want to fail the last part of the initatin, ne?

*walks over to the dog* you see this dog here? he hasn't been fed in three days, and he's already gotten to sample that bone with a few licks...now he's gonna want the real goods...now that vaccum on your cock is for your own safety, a hungry dog may not know the difference between one treat and another ...now, I'm gonna let this dog go, and the test is for you to keep ahold of that bone with yoru butt muscles for as long as you can, ten seconds and you pass...but remember, he is one very hungry dog, licking, biting, drooling, cold nose, hot breathe, yes, all so close, so hungry, so filled with passion for that food...enjoy my love ^_^ *unclips the dogs leash and starts the timer*

[Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy]

*wiggles and shoves the bone into his tush, so that about three inches is still sticking out*

Oh gawd now. My virgin eyes did NOT have to see that. I am scared. *Runs away crying.* Waaaai!!!

[ZOMBIE USER 12483]

sleepy cutie don't be scared of us, you just caught us at a very...uhm...evil time...most of the time we're only cleanly kinky...do you like pudding? *tosses SATG (sleepy asian tennis guy) into a vat of chocolate pudding* its fun, really if you just relax and enjoy yourself ^_^ plus, you can choose how kinky you want to be, and just ignore the rest...or hide in the tunnels like jojo and Kitty...but you don't have to run, really

(and btw Gundam, if your gonna drool, at least use a mop )

[Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy]

*tosses SATG (sleepy asian tennis guy) into a vat of chocolate pudding* its fun, really if you just relax and enjoy yourself ^_^ plus, you can choose how kinky you want to be, and just ignore the rest...or hide in the tunnels like jojo and Kitty...but you don't have to run, really

Uhhh. *Takes out giant spoon, starts fligning pudding at everyone.* Wheee. This is fun. ^^ Can we get marshmellows here or maybe whipped cream? Mmmm. . . I like white cream. >XD Seee, seee. I can be kinky if I want.

*Reads biology book while in pudding, still flinging with one hand. Starts giggling.* I love bio books. Its like, free prono. Nono, I kiddd. Really, I duu. ^^;

[Gundam]

well i WAS going to clean it up when i was... done drooling... but now i'm afraid i'll end up like alice in wonderland, just drool a river rather hten cry one... *tries to mop up all the drool*

[ZOMBIE USER 12483]

SATG, see, we're not so bad *gives him several cans of whipped cream* go crazy ^_^ see, most of the time, fuzzy pink handcuffs, chocolate body paint, and pudding are what we play with...I'm just giving my baby Atheil a 'special' treatment...plus if hurt him I get to kiss the boo-boo all better afterwards

lol, and Gundam hate to tell you babe, but its not that good *wiggles her bum to tease* now if you really wanna drool at something....nah, no, can't do that, this forum is supposed to be pg-13...heh, nvm

[Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy]

is supposed to be pg-13...heh, nvm

Keyword there is supposed.

*Waves around pink fuzzy handcuffs.* Please be careful with them. Their my favorite.

[ZOMBIE USER 12483]

heh, Kitty, we've found the perfect newb for you *calls down the plant tunnel labyrinth thing* look, he even brings his own fuzzy cuffs *chuckles and grins*

[Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy]

I really should be doing homework. . . Really. . . >>; Gosh darnit.

O.O; Uhh, should I be scared? Cause I feel scared. . . (subject change) Like my avatar?

<---That's really me. Its how I look like. Friend drew it. ^^ I like it. Hehe. Though, I recently dyed my hair and changed color contacts. So, that's the old me. Woooo! Really, the only type of kink I like is bandage.

Oh gawd. Mom, looking at screen. SHE SAW WHAT I WROTE! Thank god I she only read the first line. O:-) So really it made me look good. Hehehe. *Cackles loudly and continues shoveling pudding into his mouth.* Mmmm, chocolate. Whipped cream. *Pokes a giant hole in it with thumbtak. Points hole to nearest person and pulls out thumbtak. Whole room is covered in whipped cream.* Hmmm, looks like the only way to get it off is to lick it clean.

[ZOMBIE USER 12483]

lol, and you said you were not kinky? and actually thought of running? tisktisk, crazy newbie, you BELONG here, heh. oh, and look, I have whipped cream all over my shirt and neck

(and I'm assuming bandage is bondage? heh, either that or you just into first aid )

[Sleepy_Asian_Tennis_Guy]

(and I'm assuming bandage is bondage? heh, either that or you just into first aid )

You assumption is correct. I was typing while not looking because my mom was looking over my shoulder. Heart beating 5 miles a second. Yes, a second. Rawr.

First aid isn't bad. I mean, you see the wrappings around Holden. Mmm, sexy. But whats really cool is I have Slaone's hat! XDXD!!! HEHEHE!