This is not a love song... OR a serious thread.

ZOMBIE USER 10925 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10925** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 2:38 pm

Untitled!

Untitled! is a strain of bacteria that's monogrammed (up to three letters)! It crushes ice and blocks spam email.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Untitled%21

ilona is a hi-fi that can go from 0 to 60mph in three seconds!
eric is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee.

tobi is like a normal pair of shoes, but it emits harmful gases.
tobias is a lunchbox that sorts your mail! It talks.
sheepdog is like a normal billboard, but it can heat a small house.

hmm

W.M.Y.L.G. Joe · Post by **W.M.Y.L.G. Joe** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 2:51 pm

I know you are but what am I?

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:02 pm

According to Bono, Neil Diamond's "I am I said" is not a declaration of existence, but a call to God, using God's Old Testament self-reference, "I am"...

MongooseQuarrel · Post by **MongooseQuarrel** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:18 pm

Mongoose is like a normal beermat, but it never gets tired.
....
.....
......
and I don't get tired!

Wiggy is a telephone that's built and maintained by tiny nano-robots, knows your name and makes virtually no noise whatsoever.

I think Im in love.....*stares at site*
OOGABOOGA!

((is a fizzy drink! It collects litter! ))

Gloria · Post by **Gloria** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 3:19 pm

The Prior-Art-O-Matic is a pair of shoes! It jams mobile phone frequencies!

The previous grandma the TIC of the art is a connection of the ice-slides! She obstructs the frequencies of mobilophone!

Hurrah!

One beautiful loser · Post by **One beautiful loser** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 4:14 pm

Cotton is a rickshaw that sticks to the ceiling like a Gecko! It can be used on the move and recharges itself at night.

That is Crazy!
which is a Computer moniter that is heavier than it looks, its completely reversable and it squirts water

weird huh? A hearing aid with no moving parts. it cannot be moved, and it feeds your pets

ZOMBIE USER 10925 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10925** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 4:22 pm

W.M.Y.L.G. Joe is a spanner that fires plastic darts! It contains a tinier version of itself and hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet.

That's what you are, joe! (I copied the text directly from your avatar) :)

Gloria is a breakfast cereal that sounds better than it looks! It is invisible to the naked eye and rotates at high speed.

the_insane_protagonist is an oven that plugs into the mains and is fully recycleable.

MongooseQuarrel is a marker pen that produces hot tea or coffee!

I wonder if this stuff has any relevance at all? :)

ZOMBIE USER 10915 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10915** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 5:52 pm

Eric Funk
Eric Funk is a digital camera that doubles as an electric drill!

This is a blast

Thanks TwoDifferentSox

Too bad I can't post the funniest one so far

Rowan Bristol · Post by **Rowan Bristol** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 1:52 am

Jem (Jem is excitement) oh
Jem (Jem is adventure) oh
Glamour and glitter
Fashion and fame

Jem (Jem is truly outrageous)
(Truly, truly, truly outrageous)
Oh whoa Jem (Jem)
The music contagious (outrageous)

Jem is my name
No one else is the same
Jem is my name

But we're the Misfits
Our songs are better
We are the Misfits, the Misfits
And we're gonna get her

Jem (Jem is truly outrageous)
(truly, truly, truly outrageous)
Oh whoa Jem (Jem)
The music contagious (outrageous)

Jem is my name
No one else is the same
Jem is my name

TwoDifferentSox · Post by **TwoDifferentSox** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 2:33 am

Sheepdog wrote:Thanks TwoDifferentSox

You wouldn't believe how much time i have wasted with that site over the past few days. *g*

Rowan Llwellyn · Post by **Rowan Llwellyn** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 3:38 am

Sorry for Ms Bristol's latest outbreak of song, folks; couldn't find a pharmacist who'd give me some prozac for her.

However....

Rowan Bristol
Rowan Bristol is a strain of bacteria that shreds documents! It can speak twelve languages.

Whereas....

Rowan Llwellyn
Rowan Llwellyn is a pillow that looks like a pot-plant! It quacks like a duck.

erm....what can I say but... "QUAK!"

ArraSkysong · Post by **ArraSkysong** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 11:07 am

William
William the Magnificent
William the Magnificent went forth to battle.

Unimaginably
Unimaginably proud
Unimaginably proud was his courage.

Competent
Competent and beautiful
Competent and beautiful were his forces.

Strategically
Strategically placed
Strategically placed where William's bastions.

Millions
Millions in number
Millions in numer were his escapades.

Conscientiously
Conscientiously malevolent
Conscientiously malevolent were his intentions.

Running
Running open mouthed
Running open mouthed the conqueror milks the fight.

Alas
Alas the conqueror
Alas the conqueror will never win.

Until
Until abashed
Until abashed he apprehends the battle is within.

(by Roy Hanschke, presumably)

ZOMBIE USER 7262 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7262** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 6:30 pm

I think it's fitting... attention, Rowan Bristol... the zombie song has been sung by a trio of silly furries, myself among them. Also, this weekend is the monthly furmeet in Vancouver, and we may be singing it there. We improvised on the tune.