Wacky search strings for October

THECapedCaper · Post by **THECapedCaper** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:09 am

mine's sorta messed up as well.

1 23.68% high school rpg
2 13.16% avril lavinge pics
3 7.89% avril lavinge
4 7.89% pics of avril lavinge
5 7.89% sonic sprites
6 5.26% rittz sprites
7 5.26% http://www.highschoolrpg.keenspace.com
8 2.63% animals sprite for rpg
9 2.63% avril lavinge sucks
10 2.63% download rittz sprites
11 2.63% kazaa late
12 2.63% mario rpg sprites
13 2.63% rpg high school snes
14 2.63% rpg sprites how to make
15 2.63% school rpg
16 2.63% sephiroth sprite
17 2.63% sk8r boi video download
18 2.63% wavebird coupon

sheesh. Just because I had a rant that included two paragraphs about why I hate Avril Lavinge so much, it dosen't mean it should account for 13 search engine hits. I don't use Super Mario RPG sprites. Everyone knows to go to DPI for rittz's work.

wtf is kazaa late?

Melancholy Chinese · Post by **Melancholy Chinese** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 9:28 am

After the utter silliness of my search results from last month, October's been an incredibly slow month for me. I only got 7 boring search referrers. No weird sexual phrases or completely unrelated terms. :\

DunnBoyz · Post by **DunnBoyz** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 5:54 pm

1. 20% Goddamn Mongorians

ZOMBIE USER 10963 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 10963** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 6:59 pm

1 5 27.78% paragon fishing
2 1 5.56% abercrombie nude pics
3 1 5.56% belana torres nude pics
4 1 5.56% buttlust paragon fishing
5 1 5.56% cornicopia pics
6 1 5.56% dunn boyz comic (this guy was disappointed)
7 1 5.56% everquest fairy dust
8 1 5.56% fishing fucks
9 1 5.56% life's so rad (This guy also disappointed)
10 1 5.56% paragonfishing
11 1 5.56% sesame street clips
12 1 5.56% stumpfuckers
13 1 5.56% the paragon of comedy
14 1 5.56% why he wants to be friends with his ex girlfriend

That last one makes me laugh, then I get sad when I realize that we've gotten at least one hit a month with someone looking up "Buttlust" and "Belana Torres nude pics." Who the hell is Belana Torres?

Krazy Krow · Post by **Krazy Krow** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 7:05 pm

Mine are getting dissapointingly normal now. Some even look like they were trying to find my comic:
1 45 47.87% krakow comic
2 19 20.21% masturbate
3 6 6.38% krakow keenspace
4 4 4.26% tgs 2002 booth babes
5 3 3.19% how to masturbate
6 3 3.19% krakow
7 2 2.13% 2002 tgs booth babes
8 2 2.13% girls from krakow
9 2 2.13% krakow 2.0
10 1 1.06% are you a bad enough dude to rescue
11 1 1.06% booth babes at tokyo game show 2002
12 1 1.06% demoness
13 1 1.06% ganguro girls
14 1 1.06% krakow girls
15 1 1.06% krakow.keenspace.com
16 1 1.06% tokyo game show 2002 babes
17 1 1.06% venus envy comic

Kim-chan · Post by **Kim-chan** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 6:27 am

My sole search string for October(yea, my barely-updated comic is popular, sure. *cough*):

sparkly background

(Someone really badly wanted one, 'cause I don't show up until like... 48 on yahoo's list. And I won't any more. Bwaha!)

And all the ones on my extreme tracker are boring. In July I guess I misspelled Exploitation Now on my links page, and I got two people with that...

*shrug*

Hardware · Post by **Hardware** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 11:47 am

I finally got my first real search string (one I didn't do myself just to make sure it worked) and it's not horribly exciting, but here it is:

"hardware the comic"

This string currently brings my comic up as #1 on yahoo. Interestingly enough, "comic" doesn't apear on my front page anymore.