Wacky search strings for October

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:58 am

I was very dissapointed in the lack of bizzare searches that lead to EOI in Sept. Of course, I don't have as many rants as other people, so I guess that limits what draws in the weirdos.

2 3.17% naked klingon
1 1.59% 'elf only inn'
1 1.59% anime blob icons
1 1.59% anime elf sex
1 1.59% anime elf with beer
1 1.59% dungeons and dragons sayajin
1 1.59% elf
1 1.59% elf gods
1 1.59% elf picture
1 1.59% elf picture dungeons and dragons
1 1.59% elf's picture
1 1.59% elves only inn
1 1.59% male elf picture
1 1.59% naked klingon woman
1 1.59% naked klingon women
1 1.59% naked-klingon
1 1.59% picture fantasy elf
1 1.59% related:www.futurepig.com/
1 1.59% tolkien elf picture

WHAT THE **** is with all the naked klingon chicks?!?!? I bet there was one very disappointed horny Trekkie out there. And a D&D sayajin?! WTF?

I know you guys can top this, but still.

Patach · Post by **Patach** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 2:42 am

You noticed that our search strings usually have some sort of sexual preference to them? My top one is "furry sex", now how the heck does one get on top of the search light with "furry sex"?

ZOMBIE USER 11104 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11104** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 3:10 am

where are you checking these?

Tyndal · Post by **Tyndal** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 3:33 am

Go to your keenspace members page, logs, then click on the month. They're under Search strings.

I've only gotten one this one. "Fantasy web comic". Fancy that. Maybe I should rant more, but I'd rather not attract the kind of people putting in Sortelli's strings.

-Tyndal

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 6:04 am

I never get any sex related search strings at all, they usually just have nothing to do with the comic. The closest sex one was "click off cloths hot chicks" which barely makes sense.

My searches include such relevant phrases as:
comic should continue because
how to stay up all night
landscape architecture highest rated graduate
my experience wisdom teeth
popularity gang
promises don't come easy
and of course,
tater tots

I don't rememer ever mentioning landscape architecture. These people are crazy.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 12:47 pm

Mine are mostly related to things I gat on links page, but at the moment my login pages is jammed so I cannot get int it so will be back on it...

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:04 pm

I don't have any yet, but I've searched for myself at random intervals, and I'm actually appearing on search engines now, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time before people searching for left handed racoons or something find me.

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:20 pm

Wow... *blink blink*
I get <i>wierdest</i> search strings! 0_o

comic sex
hentai post
clean sex
fan art sex
how to tell when your insane (<---my favorite)
acid reflux fanart
anthropomorphic sex
bouncing d-cups
breast size and personality
chun li sex
clean
cute personality quiz
force fantasies sex against her will
fuck animals sister
ideal breast size
movie rental and quiz (<---WTF?!)
psychiatric quiz
samus hentai (<---uh...ok...)
sex saturday (<---woo hoo! It's sex saturday!)
tell you personality by the fruits you like (<--- @_@)
turning men on
unicorn fanart (<---there are no unicorns in my site...)
wierd sex com

and that's only some of them!

ZOMBIE USER 8124 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8124** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:25 pm

Ok, this one isn't from October, it's from September, but it's so freakin' funny, I had to share! Ready? It's time to go to...

bondage dairy

What in HELL happens at a bondage dairy?!?!?! 0_0

Nd · Post by Nd » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:32 pm

The cows get tied up and their cream is whipped.

Nd · Post by Nd » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:34 pm

The only search string that I have right now that I don't understand is:

"Hotel Comics"

Is this really a subgenre?

Wiebe · Post by **Wiebe** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 6:37 pm

I still have no interesting search strings to share with you guys.

All I get is variations on "mystery castle."

Maybe that's a good thing?

Ratbert · Post by **Ratbert** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 6:50 pm

I got some for "schwarzenegger"...but it was spelled wrong...guess I did too.

The weirdest ones I got were the few I got for "France France Revolution"...I thought I made it up, but maybe not...

Jamie! · Post by **Jamie!** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 7:50 pm

*looks at stats*
why the hell do people keep looking for
"sexy groin kick" ?!?!

ZOMBIE USER 9264 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 9264** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 7:52 pm

patach wrote:My top one is "furry sex", now how the heck does one get on top of the search light with "furry sex"?

Furry sex is like child slave labour; its awful and shouldn't exist, but there will always be psychos who wish to employ it

Ratbert · Post by **Ratbert** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:57 pm

1 2 22.22% france france revolution (That's a cool one)
2 2 22.22% new traditionalists (Actually, I think it was the name of a Devo album some years ago, which might have been where I picked up the name...I'm not sure, I always thought I came up with it)
3 1 11.11% blackevo (someone who did fanart for me)
4 1 11.11% death of a great techno artist (probably my favorite...it refers to falco)
5 1 11.11% erfinagerfin (that's my email...and I don't know what he was looking for, because I tried it and it doesn't turn up anything else)
6 1 11.11% falco keenspace (last month, I got 16 hits from people looking for falco, or rock me amadeus)
7 1 11.11% schwarenegger (spelled wrong)

Yep, mine are coming along...uh...well, yeah.

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 9:28 pm

I thought I didn't have any weird search strings leading to my site but it turns out that someone found McVille by searching for "ex-pornstar". Hooray!

John D Moore · Post by **John D Moore** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 11:15 pm

Yanagi, I love this one: "acid reflux fanart" Who really wants to see that?
Mine this month are "farm sex comic" and "french sex comic." That and the surprisingly relevant "October 12 comic" (except I don't have a strip for the twelfth).

Careksims · Post by **Careksims** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 12:05 am

1 6 14.63% keenspace
2 4 9.76% onegai teacher hentai
3 3 7.32% strip games
4 2 4.88% cartoon italy
5 2 4.88% onegai teacher
6 2 4.88% onegai teacher images
7 1 2.44% anime
8 1 2.44% anime comics
9 1 2.44% anime.video
10 1 2.44% cartoons from italy
11 1 2.44% cartoons of italy
12 1 2.44% coffee and cartoons
13 1 2.44% coffee video
14 1 2.44% comic spank
15 1 2.44% fifteen hentai series
16 1 2.44% hentai onegai teacher episodes
17 1 2.44% hentai teacher
18 1 2.44% kusanagi kei
19 1 2.44% onegai ichigo
20 1 2.44% onegai teacher episode 1

I know this onegai teacher is an anime!? What does it have to do with my comic!? It doesnt even have a teacher in it LOL! Comic spank!? LOL

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:46 am

darkwood dub download
enky bilal
la quete del oiseau du temps
orthodox celts darko rundek
azra guitar tabs
darkwood dub
mcduffies
my comic strip
onlinecomics net -search -engine
talkin heads tabs

I had funnier but they went away whan old logs were lost. Eeeh. Many nostalgic memories I have from those days. Like, first day of my comic I said: "MAN! THREE VISITORS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THREE PEOPLE RED MY COMIC!"
But let's not turn the subject, this thread is so damn hilarious that I'm gonna save it!