Killer Jokes Bitches

W.A.T.C.H · Post by **W.A.T.C.H** » Wed Aug 09, 2000 1:21 am

Once more the jokes on this forum disgust me. How can you men treat women like objects? Like sexual objects which are abused and mistreated. Not only that, you make it look like women are stupid blow-up dolls just made for sex. I think Travis needs to grow up, along with this comic of filth. ------------------
Making more women hate Chad Huculak each day.

Angel_Gurl · Post by **Angel_Gurl** » Wed Aug 09, 2000 7:24 am

God damn WATCH bitch shut the fuck up. This comic is funny, and these are just jokes who gives a fuck. I am blonde and i could care fucking less about the stupid blonde jokes that have been posted on here.
I mean get a fucking life, the rest of us on here like this comic, that is why we come here. and if someone is against one of the posts they usually just don't say anything. So why don't you just get lost, like you said you were gonna do.

W.A.T.C.H · Post by **W.A.T.C.H** » Wed Aug 09, 2000 8:40 am

Angel_gurl I already have a low view on you, and its getting lower each time you post. You sound like one of those girls who are so pretty and well agree to anything what the general population will say. You sound like you'd make fun of the Religous people at school to impress some boy you wish to have pre-maritial sex with. Think about what you say next time.

Darkness · Post by **Darkness** » Wed Aug 09, 2000 9:04 am

Yea,, well, WATCH!!! I know angel gurl. And she is sooo much cooler than you. You sound like a fucking , uh, fucken, fucken spice girl. And a hanson. You ...suck.

Angel_Gurl · Post by **Angel_Gurl** » Wed Aug 09, 2000 9:14 am

well i don't give a fucking rats ass what you think of me, and that goes for everybody. i could honestly care less what a person thinks about me, and i don't say things to impress people,i say things because its what i think. i could also care less on what the "general population" thinks. they can have their views but i have my own, and i'll express them any fucking way i want to. I mean fuck,your the one trying to change peoples views on here. why don't you just GET LOST!!!!!

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Wed Aug 09, 2000 11:20 am

Q-why do girls have belly rings?
A-so you can hang an air freshnerQ-how do you know theres a gay president in the whiye house?
A-all the cigars taste like shita fellow says to a girl at a bar"i'm a car salesman and if i don't sell some cars i'm gonna lose my ass"
the girl says"i'm a hooker and if i don't sell some ass i'm gonna lose my car"Q-who puts a hillbilly through college?
A-the tooth fairya whore says to a polish guy"would you like to sleep with me for 50 dollars?"
the polish guy says"i'm not very tired but i could use the money"Q-where do midgets go to school?
A-not so higha college co-ed says to her roommate"jimmy's penis is like a peanut"
her roommate says"why is it shaped like one?
the first girl says"no it tastes like one"the female patient says"doctor,kiss me"
the doctor says"i can't"
a few minutes later she says"doctor please kiss me just once"
the doctor says"i can't"
a few minutes later she says"doctor oh doctor please kiss me"
he says" no really, i can't kiss you, i probably shouldn't even be fucking you"------------------
from the man who brought you the word "fuck

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Thu Aug 10, 2000 12:04 am

you know this topic was for jokes and shit but since we're all sticking it to that bitch i might as well join in. you my flat chested friend are nothing but a hipprocratacil(i'm not a good speller) self centered,domineering bitch. forcing views on people was what nazi's did and looked what happened to them------------------
from the man who brought you the word "fuck

W.A.T.C.H · Post by **W.A.T.C.H** » Thu Aug 10, 2000 2:14 am

Haha, I do not have a flat chest. You sound like you have no penis. I dont try and change yoru views, just open your eyes. Chad is a freakin geek who likes to put down people in his comic. I think you people need to grow up. ------------------
Making more women hate Chad Huculak each day.

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Thu Aug 10, 2000 10:40 am

grow up? never!! i will insult people as i see fit to the day i get liver poisoning for downing 40 shots of jack daniels. ------------------
from the man who brought you the word "fuck

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Fri Aug 11, 2000 1:08 am

ok i got some kick ass jokes for us guys:The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you done?"

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Fri Aug 11, 2000 2:00 am

Picture if you will, a mountain high on top of the world with a sharp cliff that provides an excellent jump to your death. There are three men standing by this cliff and remarking at what a long way down it is.
Suddenly, a good fairy appears and says: "Good gentlemen I will give you one wish. As you jump off this cliff, call out your wish, and I will grant you your wish and safe passage to ground level."
So, the first man, who by the way was Italian, took a running start and jumped off the cliff. As he plumetted to almost certain human death, he called out,
"An IROC CAMARO with big fuzzy dice hanging in the window and a gorgeous girl to go along."
And just as the good fairy promised, he landed safely in between his new "car" and gorgeous blond girl, where he proceeded to run from one to the other, not knowing which one to kiss first.
The second man, being an East Indian by the name of Raj, saw what happened to the Italian Stallion and ran off the cliff happily screaming with his distinctive accent: "Riches and fame."
It was a short and simple request, but that was all the English he could handle while jumping off a cliff. Well, low and behold as he reaches the bottom safely he is swarmed by dozens of adoring fans, while a limousine full of money arrives to pick him up.
Well, the last fellow was a short, stout fellow from a faraway place in a most northern country called Canada. This fellow is commonly referred to as a NEWFIE. The Newfie was so impressed at how the other two gentlemen had prospered in life that he gave grave and careful thought to what he would say as he plumeted off the cliff at break neck speeds. So, he began to run, and just as he neared the edge of the cliff he tripped on a stone and fell off the cliff, yelling with disgust:
"Shit!!!"
And thus, he safely landed. ------------------
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Blue_Sky · Post by **Blue_Sky** » Thu Aug 31, 2000 12:06 am

You know what you fuckin WATCH bitch...you have no Idea who these fuckin people are so Why the fuck are you judging them....you know what I bet your one of those people who trys to be just like everyone else and can'd have a mind of your own....So how about you run along with your other little mindless friends and leave us the fuck alone!!!![This message has been edited by Blue_Sky (edited 08-31-2000).]

Darkness · Post by **Darkness** » Thu Aug 31, 2000 9:30 am

Um, a little late Blue_Sky

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Fri Sep 01, 2000 5:12 am

ya man, we booted that fuckin bitch out of here a long time ago. stop trying to look cool in this forum by badmouthing her when its obvious she hasn't been in here for awhile------------------
i'd slap you in the face but it looks like God beat me to it!

Caster13 · Post by **Caster13** » Sat Sep 02, 2000 8:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by W.A.T.C.H:
 How can you men treat women like objects? Like sexual objects which are abused and mistreated. Not only that, you make it look like women are stupid blow-up dolls just made for sex.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>But then again, this also makes men look like a bunch of fat ass sex addicted slobs.I think we're even ^_^-Caster------------------
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