Dear god! What kind of monster am I?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:23 pm

What have I done? Dear lord what have I done!?

CafePress has just offered a whole bunch of new products. I added them to my stores.

The products are....

toddler/baby T-shirts
baby bibs
kid's lunch boxes.

It's funny but I can't help but wonder if someone is going to buy their baby a "Tentacoo Wape" or "My Penis Makes Me Genki" T-shirt. I suppose some people might buy them to put on their favorite teddy bear or something.

Now that they offer lunch boxes I'm going to actually have to make that Lolita Akiko Sakharov lunch box I had once joked about.

CyanideBreathmint · Post by **CyanideBreathmint** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 4:11 pm

If I was of the mothering disposition, I might get my kid said bib.

That just goes to show how thankful people should be, for my non-motherly bent.

I'd be traumatizing my own children.

-Mel

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 9:15 pm

I will burn in hell for sure.

Poe · Post by **Poe** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 3:09 am

Can that bib even fit on an adult?

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 7:47 am

If you sew a fabric eleastic across the opening in the back instead of using the snaps then you can make a bib fit any sized adult neck.

Errr... so I hear...

This interview is over!

The Eagle and Child · Post by **The Eagle and Child** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 9:17 am

Gahaha, just saw the bib you posted on fark. Had to congratulate you on being one of the more insane Canadians out there.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sat Sep 28, 2002 9:30 am

Heheheh! Thanks. I never imagined that my humble "Happy-time Blow-job bib" would be a source of national pride. But then again, our national animal is a beaver.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 7:00 pm

Ghastly wrote: Dear god! What kind of monster am I?

Tentacoo monster, of course!