Happy BD Hosehead!

Crackerhead · Post by **Crackerhead** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 8:37 am

Hey Ghastly - word on the street is that it's your Birthday today!!!!

Maybe all the ladies should line up single file to give the old pervert his birthday spankings!!!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 10:31 am

Heheheee

Hey everyone. Say hello to my younger and less attractive brother. He, of course, is the real pervert in the family.

I believe I have already told some of you about his plan to sneak into a convent, spike the water supply with roofies, then fuck all the nuns when they're passed out and sit back and watch them get into fistfights later when they all argue about who is giving birth to Jesus, the sequel.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 1:58 pm

Oh, and ladies, he's single by the way. If any of you in the Ottawa area are looking to lower your expectations and settle, drop me and e-mail and I'll send you his number.

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 5:53 pm

At first I think the topic is about bondage and dominance with horse fetishists...

But Happy Birthday, man! Many more to you! *raises empty glass, having just finished it before reading this post*

Tee hee, Friday the 13th for your birthday. Lucky, bastich.

Not a lady or single, but *cracks knuckles* my beautifully alligned knuckles are always willing to deliver birthday "spankings".. >=)

Crackerhead · Post by **Crackerhead** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 7:18 pm

Awwww... Sweet merciful crap - my cover's been blown already, eh?

What was it -- the reference to "hosehead", the location of "Ottawa" the alias "Crackerhead" - or combo of all three?

Ladies - don't let Old Man Ghastly lead you astray - he may have been the one blessed with the gifts of music and creativity... but I was the one graced with rugged, good looks and umm... hmmm.... well there must be something else I'm good at - I'll get back to you on that later!

The Nuns - I completely forgot about that -- I really must check my "To Do" list more frequently!!!

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 8:26 pm

You know... I think I've still got that picture of you here somewhere. You know, the one that might ring a bell.

LeonMcNichol · Post by **LeonMcNichol** » Sun Sep 15, 2002 1:59 am

Holly snit! Your birthday is the same as my older brother's... That's too... Disturbing.

Congrats on living one more year w/o killing yourself, from lack of Buck Kake.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 3:40 pm

Happy birthday to you.. and to each of your perky nipples. and to your sexy buldge!