Dis post be containin' no haikus...

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Post by W.M.Y.L.G. Joe »

FIGHT THE TREND!












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Too many syllables
to produce a proper haiku
I have written down here

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Post by MongooseQuarrel »

Yeh!*goes off to fight it- then remembers that she is uncool so it don't matter what she does trend-wise* mawf!! (. .);

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Post by ZOMBIE USER 10925 »

So you don't like haiku
not at all, do you?
We'll do none of those here
chat and words will appear.

:)

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There once was a man from Perdue
whose limericks stopped at line two


Additionally:

There once was a girl from Verdun

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This isn't a poem at all. I am talking. I'm just speaking. That's right. No special rhyme, meter, pattern, or intellectualness here. This is flat out pointlessness. Yay.
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You're not talking. That's writing you're doing there.

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zing!
~Gloria~

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Touche...
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Yaa Boyeee. Keep it real my cracker!

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Post by W.M.Y.L.G. Joe »

*eyes Shadowfox*


riiiiiiiight...
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Careful Shadow... he's undressing you with his eyes. :roll:

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Post by W.M.Y.L.G. Joe »

Oh, I'm sorry, you must be confusing YOUR fantasies as being mine for some reason...
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Rowan apologizes for starting the Haiku madness. She'll stop.
Silly little fool
Rowan lives her simple life
in 5-7-5

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*looks at Rowan*
Don't surrender! Don't let Joey's fit of wanna-be rebellion stop you! (no offense to you pal) Endless Haiku from everyone on every thread would get a bit annoying, but I found your artistic touch wistfull and refreshing. : ) So no need to stop the Haiku all out, or God forbid leave us! For a moment, I almost thought we were becoming intellectual! Perhaps being preped to mass migrate over to the Albion Fuzz message boards! ; )
Anyway... carry on, by all means!

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Ironpaw wrote:*looks at Rowan*
Don't surrender! Don't let Joey's fit of wanna-be rebellion stop you!
*grin*

Dear friend, look again.
Map out Rowan's sad sentence
To witness the truth.
Silly little fool
Rowan lives her simple life
in 5-7-5

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Ironpaw wrote:So no need to stop the Haiku all out, or God forbid leave us! For a moment, I almost thought we were becoming intellectual! Perhaps being preped to mass migrate over to the Albion Fuzz message boards! ; )
Anyway... carry on, by all means!
::a collective shudder is experienced throughout Britain::

::looks around::

Huh! What was that?
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Post by W.M.Y.L.G. Joe »

Yeah, I don't mean to say NEVER do them. It's just when people start speaking in strictly Haikus that it begins to get on my nerves...

Otherwise, yeah. Yours seem to be more on the intellectual end of things, Rowan.
Don't let Joey's fit of wanna-be rebellion stop you! (no offense to you pal)
: P

Ah, you're just jealous, Devon. :wink:
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Rowan Bristol wrote:Rowan apologizes for starting the Haiku madness. She'll stop.
no! rebel against the rebel!

he may have disbanned the senate, but the tighter he makes his grip, the more forums will slip through his fingers!

*flips through his notes* That may have been the wrong speech.

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Rowan Bristol wrote:
Ironpaw wrote:*looks at Rowan*
Don't surrender! Don't let Joey's fit of wanna-be rebellion stop you!
*grin*

Dear friend, look again.
Map out Rowan's sad sentence
To witness the truth.
Rowan apologizes for starting the Haiku madness. She'll stop.
17, but not in 575, 755, ? ("apologizes" alone is 5)

*boggles a bit*

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