WARNING: If you haven't seen the new Disney Movie Lilo And Stitch, you probably should before reading this list.
10: She's an Elvis fan.
9: Rather than accept that she doesn't have dolls, she makes one. Not only that, but she comes up with a delightfully off-color explanation as to why the head is too big.
8: When confronted with a huge, menacing man, she doesn't actively display fear. She stares, awed, and then asks calmly: "Did you ever kill anyone?"
7: "Oh. San Francisco."
6: Even if she'd seen the other dogs, she would've picked Stitch anyway.
5: She takes pictures of mainland tourists, not because it's funny, but because they're beautiful to her.
4: "I'm sorry I pushed you. And punched you in the face. And bit your arm..."
3: Ariel missed the big recital because she didn't really care. Lilo NEARLY missed a REHERSAL, but only because they were out of peanut butter.
2: "Do you KNOW what tuna is MADE of?"
And the number one reason Lilo is the Best Disney Character Ever:
"Oh, good. The dog found the chainsaw."
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