Okay, so I juts registered a Space account just to say this.

[TheM]

Kewl. JF's back ^_^


the "Oh, and Chet's a bastard. But then, we already knew that" M

[DocMan]

But I could have sworn that Chet was supposed to be a bastard that we never actually see.

Doc

[BJ]

You'll never see Ken Yokote, but it was kind of inevitable that you meet Chet, since he does come into play way later. Hi theM!

[Bo Lindbergh]

As long as Brandy leaving happens soon and not "way later".

[YuG hgiS]

But guys like that have a bad trend of not knowing when to stop... like a bad horror movie villian that keeps coming back... The kinda guy who wont let brandy leave the easy way. Make it difficult. But I'm juss baseing this on what ive seen and heard of Chet so far... yeah. Jerk.

[Kendrakirai]

I wonder if, somehow, while for some reason moving the Fridge, Jackie, Shannon, et al. 'accidently' drops it on him...Or telling the Pig that that thing there is actually a *really* tasty carrot and he should go over and just dig right in....


Seriously, beej, this guy needs a swift kick in the balls, at the *very* least. He makes Carl look like a new age sensitive feminized male.


Gin's the right size, why don't you have her careening down a hill on a skateboard just as Chet's walking accross the street, and winds up with her helmet crammed into his crotch?

[Appendix Q]

Nah, too humane. Personally, I'm rather fond of the "Caryn lops his arm off with a lightsaber" solution.

[Insanityxvii]

FADE IN: A dark alley, night. We see Chet strolling along the deserted streets, hands in the pockets of his jacket. A blockish shadow looms behind him. Chet becomes uneasy, starts to turn around. A voice-
"Hello, Chet."
We hear Chet gasp...

FADE OUT/FADE IN: Jackie's apartment.

Jackie: "Fridge, where did these oddly-shaped leftovers crammed under the tuna casserole come from?"

Fridge: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

[Hbomb]

Or you could just let Pig swallow his soul.

-H

[BunnyStompthePig]

FADE IN
Pig eatin' his poop,
singing...

And I said what if I
swallow your soul today?
You said I think not,
I like where it is..

I said what the hell
I'll swallow it anyway,
And you said urkkkk.....

CUT TO FRIDGE
"What are you talking about?"

CLOSE UP ON PIG
Hehe I swallowed some dude from Weird Science today!
But he didn't look like a giant toad!?!
I TOURED WITH DEEP BLUE SOMETHING!!!!