*gasp*

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 12:44 am

Originally posted by BJ:
Well take a look at Tonja! Compared to her, Jackie might as well be drawn on a piece of paper.
Look at Gabrielle compared to Xena (at least back in the first season). Gaby wasn't much of anything compared to Xena's buffitude, but she had her own horde of drooling fans. (wipes off chin)

Not to mention the fact that it's Tonja's world they're in, and Tonja makes fun of people and their insecurities. It's her job.
I wonder what insecurities Tonja has, and how she'd react to having them made fun of... And don't tell me she doesn't have any. Every hero or heroine has a tragic flaw. That's what drives stories. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker

PsychoBlonde · Post by **PsychoBlonde** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 1:49 am

Well, I think it was more along the lines of making fun of her boobs, but hey.Course, never having seen Jackie's nekkid boobs, I couldn't say one way or another.*glances sidelong at Jackie*-PsychoBlonde
-Flirting with cartoon characters
-"My, what a scaly speedo you have there, Aquaman!"

Dennis K · Post by **Dennis K** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:24 am

It's the red-hair that does it for me really...I'd take Jackie any day of the week. Tonja just disturbs me...------------------
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Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:57 am

Nah, Tonja just speaks from ignorance. She's only seen Jackie wearing her normal baggy clothes.We, the enlightened, have seen Jackie in the shower, as well as flying through the air after slipping on the kitchen floor. Woo!I do think that Tonja is incorrect, though, that Jackie has no figure whatsoever. Jackie has a figure... Just a very petit one. I've seen women who have less curves than Jackie does. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker

BJ · Post by BJ » Wed Apr 04, 2001 7:05 am

Well take a look at Tonja! Compared to her, Jackie might as well be drawn on a piece of paper.Um. Well.What I mean is, Tonja's pretty well built, with muscles and curves in all the right places (why d'you think Darron hits on her all the time? She's desirable!) and Jackie's built like a twelve year old. Not to mention the fact that it's Tonja's world they're in, and Tonja makes fun of people and their insecurities. It's her job.------------------
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BJ · Post by BJ » Wed Apr 04, 2001 8:23 am

Tonja's tragic flaw? She's self-centred, since she knows she's the title character in her comic. If anybody made fun of her for it, she'd mock 'em right back.That's what makes her funny: she doesn't care what people think of her, she just does whatever she wants regardless.Her tragic flaw does come into play in TS Book 3, which went to the printer's today (plug plug). <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Towr · Post by **Towr** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 10:27 am

.. I'd better not say too much, I don't want to insult anyone..
Suffice it to say I find Jackie infinitely better looking than Tonja.. Much more feminine for one.. (and not 12 year old looking)

Joshnickerson · Post by **Joshnickerson** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 10:57 am

Jackie's cute... just the way I like 'em <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... .....er, women, that is...------------------
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W4 · Post by W4 » Wed Apr 04, 2001 11:14 am

Tonya made fun of Jackie's looks.TONYA made fun of JACKIE'S looks.TONYA MADE FUN OF JACKIE'S LOOKS!Break out the pigs, John and zodo! We've some eeeevil to spread! >8D

W4 · Post by W4 » Thu Apr 05, 2001 8:56 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>BJ says:Tonja's tragic flaw? She's self-centred, since she knows she's the title character in her comic. If anybody made fun of her for it, she'd mock 'em right back.
That's what makes her funny: she doesn't care what people think of her, she just does whatever she wants regardless.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well... I must admit that Tonja Steele is a funny strip and a funny character.Nevertheless, I still firmly believe that some form of punishment is required for the shameless and relentless mocking of Jackie.So... [clears throat]ZODO MISSILE![picks up zodo and hurls him at Tonja Steele with every ounce of strength in his body]There. Now stop being mean to Jackie. Start practicing giving wicked suplexes to Bun-Bun. >8D

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 11:08 am

Yikes! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">That's pretty impressive, to be able to throw a 290 pound guy like that... CANNONBALL! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker

PsychoBlonde · Post by **PsychoBlonde** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 12:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BJ:
First of all, if you threw PsychoBlonde at Tonja, I'd have to leave the room. PsychoBlonde would like it too much.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, can I help it if muscular amazons are attractive? Course, petite redheads are attractive too. And so's a certain blonde scotswoman... =)-PsychoBlonde
-Cavorting with ink
-"Oh a scotswoman clad in kilt left a bar one evenin' fair..."

W4 · Post by W4 » Fri Apr 06, 2001 1:59 am

BJ says:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>First of all, if you threw PsychoBlonde at Tonja, I'd have to leave the room. PsychoBlonde would like it too much.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>True, but what a Jackie's Fridge/Tonja Steele/Exploitation Now crossover THAT would make. Can you just imagi-...why are you rocking back and forth again? ^_^;;;BJ says:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Second, if Tonja didn't like Jackie, she'd just beat her up. She's taking the time to mock her, which means she finds Jackie worthwhile.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Deep in my heart of hearts, I realize that. But if I said something to the effect of "HAW HAW HAW! You tell her, Tonja!," that might make people worry about me. And I don't want people to worry about me. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">BJ says:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Third, that was really twisted, trying to smite Tonja with her own creator just now. Really, really twisted.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Twisted? Me? Nooooooooooo... >8DAnd Tonja's not exactly helpless. Any moment now, I expect to scramble for my life from the onslaught of Darron Missiles and Julie Missiles. Or maybe she'll just get old-skool on me and hit me real hard 'till I fall over.But it'll all be worth it. BECUASE I DID IT FOR JACKIE!...okay. So maybe I'm a LITTLE twisted. But who isn't nowadays? ^_^;;

Tonja · Post by **Tonja** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 6:42 am

Whoa. Never had a man launched at me before...Hmmm.Gee, Zodo. I think you found my weakness (jobeth giggle) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

ZOMBIE USER 195 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 195** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 6:49 am

Oh, for crying out loud. First, we have PsychoBlonde flirting with Jackie, now the amazon's getting all out of hand. RUN Zodo! RUN! Zodo. You're not running. Zodo! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif">

W4 · Post by W4 » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:51 am

Gasp! Tonja fails to be smited! And she continues her relentless assault on our fair Jackie!(turns to thefiretrap)[dramaticmonologue similarto="Lina Inverse"](sniffle) thefiretrap... I will never forget your brave sacrifice.[/dramaticmonologue]
(picks up thefiretrap)So go forth and get sacrificed already!(flings thefiretrap at Tonja)THEFIRETRAP MISSILE!(pant, pant) I hope this works soon. Because soon I'll run out of MB regulars, and things will get messy (for me) should I even think of throwing PsychoBlonde or Poe. ^_^;[This message has been edited by W4 (edited 04-06-2001).]

BJ · Post by BJ » Fri Apr 06, 2001 9:43 am

First of all, if you threw PsychoBlonde at Tonja, I'd have to leave the room. PsychoBlonde would like it too much.Second, if Tonja didn't like Jackie, she'd just beat her up. She's taking the time to mock her, which means she finds Jackie worthwhile.Third, that was really twisted, trying to smite Tonja with her own creator just now. Really, really twisted.

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 10:19 am

Originally posted by thefiretrap:
Oh, for crying out loud. First, we have PsychoBlonde flirting with Jackie, now the amazon's getting all out of hand. RUN Zodo! RUN! Zodo. You're not running. Zodo! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif ... gle*She giggled at me! Hee! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker

Tonja · Post by **Tonja** » Sat Apr 07, 2001 2:10 am

Oh, I wouldn't launch a Julie missile on anyone. She'll be launching herself at Jackie shortly (Pun? Yup! Ha!)anyway.
Oh, and Psycho Blonde, tonight at seven. I'll put out the eight year old, you bring the crate of dynamite. We'll break open the dessert wine and twinkies, watch Xena, and destroy other people's property ALL NIGHT LONG.And bring Zodo, too. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Mindy, take that off.
[This message has been edited by Tonja (edited 04-07-2001).]

BJ · Post by BJ » Sat Apr 07, 2001 2:18 am

Mindy, put it back on!!! Oh, fertheluvva...*throws a robe on the 8-year-old*