It begins....

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 1:12 am

I know how it ends too! And I'm going to spoil it!The Evil Spammer will see that he has trouble with Sporkman arriving so he decides to take Shannon hostage... the rest of the crew from Hobb's Court arrives, and Shannon begs for Spammer to do anything he wants to him, but to not harm Melissa. Seeing the value of a female hostage, and even greater value of a blind female hostage, he takes Melissa hostage instead. But it's not Melissa he takes, but rather her evil twin sister Brandi, who subdues Spammer, and gives a recipe for Spam Casserole to Shannon, so he can make it for Melissa. Meanwhile, Guanoman encounters JoBeth and they start going steady. Sporkman arrives on the scene too late to save anybody, but inadvertently reveals that somebody in in the vicinity is actually bisexual. Nobody really cares, because sexuality isn't an issue among good friends, and they all go home.-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker

Jackiesfridge · Post by **Jackiesfridge** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 1:55 am

(Bonus points to anyone who gets the reference)"And so it begins."There is a hole in your shoe."What do you want?"No one here is exactly what he appears."Nothing's the same anymore."The Sporkman...is being reassigned."Why don't you eliminate the entire city of Utinseattle while you're at it?"I see a great spork reaching out of the stars."Who are you?"Mayor Wescott has signed a decree today declaring martial law."These orders have forced us to declare independence."Produce supplies."Unless your people get off their blue-suited butts and do something."You're the one who was."If you go to Stevens Point, you will be bored."Why are you here?"Do you have anything worth living for?"I think of my beautiful produce department in flames."Like eating utensils in a playground."Get the hell out of our supermarket!"We are here to place The Spammer under arrest."Sporky's Fridge <A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A> <A HREF="http://jackiesfridge.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://jackiesfridge.keenspace.com</A> The last, best hope for funky crossovers.-Shannon

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 2:31 am

Looks to be a parody of the montage of quotes for the Promo of Babylon 5 that ran on TNT when that show as associate with that network.In addition to being a Jackie's Fridge Superfan, I'm quite the B5 geek, too.-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate TroublemakerIf you want, I'll try to provide the original quotes that were parodied. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

Joshnickerson · Post by **Joshnickerson** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 5:44 am

I can't wait to see how this seizure enducing crossover turns out!------------------
- Josh Nickerson
<A HREF="http://thenolans.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Nolans</A>

W4 · Post by W4 » Mon Mar 19, 2001 10:00 am

I know how it'll end! Caught up by the battle of good vs. evil before them, Jackie and Shannon will discover each other, fall in love, get married and have 47 children named "OmniFred." It'll be a glorious thing. >8DOkay... now that I've scared poor BJ.. ^_^;;;So far, I like this very much. ^_^

Dennis K · Post by **Dennis K** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 10:17 am

As usual, I really do know how it ends...It's sad how important this will be to Sporkman Continuity...------------------
Dennis K.
<A HREF="http://fogclub.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Fanboy Otaku Gamers Club</A>
<A HREF="http://dragonstarcomics.8m.com" TARGET=_blank>Dragonstar Comics</A>
"I'll try anything twice, once to see if I like it and once again to see if I did it wrong the first time"-The Great Gatsby

BJ · Post by BJ » Mon Mar 19, 2001 11:48 am

See, I don't even know how important it is to John's continuity! All I did was go along with it! I'M INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!Nobody ever tells me nothin'. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">------------------
I'm a slave to karma, I'll be coming back--yeah I'll be coming back--but <A HREF="http://www.jobeth.net" TARGET=_blank>for the last time</A>.

John T · Post by **John T** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 12:15 pm

YAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!
The <A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> must die!

Poe · Post by **Poe** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 7:59 am

*Sniff* I wanna do a crossover now...------------------
Poe
"Happiness exists only in love, sex, and death

Joshnickerson · Post by **Joshnickerson** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 8:10 am

Heh heh, hey Poe. Find the cleanest, most non-offensive comic on Keenspot/space and do a crossover with that one. That would be hilarious! ^_^------------------
- Josh Nickerson
<A HREF="http://thenolans.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Nolans</A>

Joshnickerson · Post by **Joshnickerson** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 8:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by W4:
Suggestions for Mr. Poe:Exploitation Now/Thin H Line
Exploitation Now/ <A HREF="http://www.fluble.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fluble.com/</A>
Exploitation Now/Krazy Larry
Exploitation Now/WendyAnd while I'm on the subject:Jackie's Fridge/GPF
Jackie's Fridge/Cool Cat Studios
Jackie's Fridge/Tonya Steele
Jackie's Fridge/RPG World<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Of course you're forgetting
The Nolans/The Nolans.... wait..... that's not quite right.... DAMN IT!!
------------------
- Josh Nickerson
<A HREF="http://thenolans.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Nolans</A>

Poe · Post by **Poe** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 8:33 am

Heh... not much chance of that happening, actully all the g-rated spot (*cough* 'g-spot'?) people have been getting really prissy about anything they consider.. umm less that pure and family friendly lately. Infact they've even gotten so bad as to bitch about the content of what few ads KS still runs. Whoo boy... and the reaction they had when sombody suggested KS start a pay adult site... heh, now that was priceless. ------------------
Poe
"Happiness exists only in love, sex, and death

BJ · Post by BJ » Fri Mar 23, 2001 8:57 am

Come on, now! I've got basically a g-rated strip, and I have no problem with any of that. I think some people have gotten way too complacent, here--they've started LOOKING for stuff to offend them.If they're so worried about all that, they're free to go start their own g-rated hosting service with all the iron-fisted rules they like. We'll see how long they last. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">------------------
I'm a slave to karma, I'll be coming back--yeah I'll be coming back--but <A HREF="http://www.jobeth.net" TARGET=_blank>for the last time</A>.

Zodo · Post by **Zodo** » Fri Mar 23, 2001 9:47 am

G-rated strip, huh?Apparently you're forgetting the little jaunt to the Adult Bookstore. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">And Nekkid Ada. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> (woo hoo!)Let's not forget this <A HREF="http://jackiesfridge.keenspace.com/d/20001127.html" TARGET=_blank>strip</A>.-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker
Continuity Police[This message has been edited by zodo (edited 03-23-2001).]

W4 · Post by W4 » Fri Mar 23, 2001 10:15 am

Suggestions for Mr. Poe:Exploitation Now/Thin H Line
Exploitation Now/ <A HREF="http://www.fluble.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fluble.com/</A>
Exploitation Now/Krazy Larry
Exploitation Now/WendyAnd while I'm on the subject:Jackie's Fridge/GPF
Jackie's Fridge/Cool Cat Studios
Jackie's Fridge/Tonya Steele
Jackie's Fridge/RPG World

BJ · Post by BJ » Fri Mar 23, 2001 11:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by zodo:
G-rated strip, huh?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>BASICALLY, g-rated. Basically.

W4 · Post by W4 » Fri Mar 23, 2001 12:03 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Chief Morality Officer zodo reported:G-rated strip, huh?
Apparently you're forgetting the little jaunt to the Adult Bookstore. And Nekkid Ada. (woo hoo!)Let's not forget this strip.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Let us not forget:-naked Fridge.-naked Pig.-naked Jackie. (WOO HOO! ... I mean... GASP! ^_^)-Phantom arrows wantonly assaulting cast members. (see the second "Beethoven" strip)Such things are shocking and unheard of. In fact, I think that we should act on it right now. I think we should demand that BJ and company provide more of the things that Chief Morality Officer zodo and I listed so we can enjoy... er... show to the world the dark underbelly of online comics. Yeah. That's the ticket. ^_^[This message has been edited by W4 (edited 03-23-2001).]