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W4 · Post by W4 » Tue Feb 20, 2001 3:02 am

FRIDGE: In A.D. 2001, a comic strip was continuing.[Cut to JACKIE'S APARTMENT. JACKIE, ADA, MELISSA and GIN sit on the couch, drinking hot cocoa and talking pleasantly. Suddenly, the entire apartment shakes.]JACKIE: What happen?ADA: Somebody set up us the supporting cast![There is a knock at the front door.]MELISSA: We get signal.[JACKIE gets up.]JACKIE: What![JACKIE walks to the front door.]JACKIE: Front door open.[JACKIE opens the front door. Behind the door are LOU, ALKA-SELTZER MAN and PIG.]JACKIE: IT'S YOU!!LOU: How are you ladies!!ALKA-SELTZER MAN: All your punchline are belong to us.LOU: You are on the way to stagnation.[ADA, MELISSA and GIN jump up from the couch.]ADA: What you say!!PIG: You have no chance to humorize make your time.LOU, ALKA-SELTZER MAN, PIG: Ha ha ha ha....[JACKIE falls to her knees and folds her hands as if in prayer. MELISSA poses dramatically, pointing at LOU, ALKA-SELTZER MAN and PIG.]MELISSA: Take off every "Gin"![GIN run towards LOU, ALKA-SELTZER MAN and PIG.]ADA: You know what you doing.[GIN punts PIG like a football. She then growls at LOU and ALKA-SELTZER MAN. They run. GIN follows.]MELISSA: Move, "Gin". For great justice.

BJ · Post by BJ » Tue Feb 20, 2001 11:10 am

You get the single raised eyebrow of concern. Never mind that I laughed even though I have no clue what the <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/mad.gif"> you're talking about!You scary!------------------
I'm a slave to karma, I'll be coming back--yeah I'll be coming back--but <A HREF="http://www.jobeth.net" TARGET=_blank>for the last time</A>.

W4 · Post by W4 » Wed Feb 21, 2001 1:21 am

This time, there's actually some method to my madness. That in itself is scary enough, but I digress.Once upon a time, there was a video game called "Zero Wing." It was rife with translations that were so horrible, they were outright hilarious.Recently, there's been a "Zero Wing" revival on the Web. Many of my online pals have been saying "All your base are belong to us." and "What you say!!" like mantras. And when Poe's "Exploitation Now" pointed me in the direction of <A HREF="http://www.detonate.net/newsitems/01021601/ayb.swf" TARGET=_blank>http://www.detonate.net/newsitems/01021601/ayb.swf</A> and I watched... inspiration hit me."Take off every Gin. You know what you doing."The rest just fell into place at that point (though I shamefully admit that I STILL can't get the hang of Ada's accent! How the heck do you do it? @_@;; <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">.Now I better get to bed before I start thinking of REALLY odd stuff like "Gin Rummy." @_@;;

BJ · Post by BJ » Wed Feb 21, 2001 4:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by W4:
The rest just fell into place at that point (though I shamefully admit that I STILL can't get the hang of Ada's accent! How the heck do you do it? @_@;; <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... QUOTE>I haven't yet! But I'll let you know when I finally do. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Now I better get to bed before I start thinking of REALLY odd stuff like "Gin Rummy." @_@;;<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey watch it--she's under 21! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">