Really, Really bad poetry...

[TOS]

This is what happens when I get bored... Be afraid, be VERY afraid...<P>In Umlaut House they like to hang,
This somewhat motley, rag-tag gang.
We get to see them
On Tues. and Fri.
And laugh at them,
Until we cry.<P>Rick Hundecoph is doing fine,
Despite the fact he lacks a spine.
He's got his Jake,
He doesn't brood...
But when he eats,
What of the food?<P>Which brings us to our subject Jake,
With Rick, the wildest love doth make.
We know it's loud,
Most likely slick...
When he climbs up,
On Rick's mech' (erm...) lap.<P>And there's Volair, that randy fox,
Who seems to like his chains and locks.
Be careful if you
Make a pass,
He might soon try
To hop your ass.<P>And what of Clavin, last name Gauss?
That poor ol' schitzed out little mouse.
Got kissed and cried,
Away he ran.
With Volair staring,
At his can.<P>Poor Saundra stands there at the door,
Romance escapes her just once more.
'Cause of Volair's
Little romance wrecker,
It's another night,
With Black and Decker.

[Alfador]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good! More! More! AAAAH! *hehe, sorry*<P>------------------
Three-tailed fox, in the <A HREF="http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Alfador" TARGET=_blank>house</A>--<A HREF="http://alfador.8m.com" TARGET=_blank>Fox Den</A>, that is!<P><A HREF="http://umlauthouse.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Rick/Jake</A> Shipper #00017

[TOS]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alfador:
<B>BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good! More! More! AAAAH! *hehe, sorry*
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well, thanks. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> I could not think of a good one for Liz, haven't seen her in a while either. Who am I missing, anyone in particular? The TV possibly... I'll try to come up with one for it.<P>(Had to add a letter 'e' there... whoops)
<p>[This message has been edited by TOS (edited 02-15-2002).]