Schrodinger's Snow Man

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 4:22 am

Is this hypothetical snow being of any particular species/gender, and if so, anatomically correct? The answer is, if none of us knows, it both is, and isn't! Interesting snowman...------------------
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Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 5:47 am

snowbeing,and how many carrots should I bring? *veg*

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 6:25 am

It snowed all day here in PA. Here's an open invitation to all on the board to help me build an on-line snow man. BUT before you put your jacket and gloves on, riddle me this..Conditions:
1) A snowman is built.
2) It is sunny.
3) The temperature is in the low to mid 30's.
4) The snow man may melt at any time as the result of the weather.Problem:
If the board remains so dead that nobody sees the snow man, does it / did it exist?Anywho...:: Sticks a speaker in the apartment window and puts a Van Morrison CD in the stereo :::: Ventures outside and starts rolling the base of the snow man, looks around for anybody else wanting to join in ::

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 7:38 am

If it's male: 2. (nose + you figure it out)
If it's female: 3. (nose + 2x you figure it out)
If it's a tentacle monster: 17 to 42.------------------
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TOS · Post by **TOS** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 7:40 am

Pardon de moi... SnowBeing! Hmmm... well hampster, what exactly will you be doing with those carrots, after all, it is still kind of cold here. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> This is a group project after all, so the makeup of the snowbeing is up to anyone. Oh and Alfador, I think hampsters carrots are going to answer your question.:: Starts rolling the middle section of the snowbeing, discovers a snow drift nearby and begins making a tunnel for no particular reason. ::

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 7:43 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Alfador:

If it's a tentacle monster: 17 to 42.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow... those would have to be some LONG carrots!:: Looks around ::Hey anyone got some coal?

Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 8:10 am

I didn't get any coal for xmas, I must not
have been naughty enough last year.But I've been off to a good start for 2002. *g*You guys are *so* immature, I was thinking
about a snowporcupine. I was, really.

TOS · Post by **TOS** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 8:27 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by hampster:
You guys are *so* immature, I was thinking
about a snowporcupine. I was, really.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*snurk* Yeah RIGHT! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> So the question beckons, how are we fixed for produce then? What the... DUCK!
:: Inspects the odd package of things that just flew out of left field. ::
Huh, a bag of carrots, some coal, and what's this?
:: Holds up item(s) to be identified by others. ::[This message has been edited by TOS (edited 01-20-2002).]

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 2:39 am

Hmmm...bay leaves, these'll do nicely for ears.Corn...ears?? Agh, the puns!Asparagus spears, these must be for the fingers. NO COMMENTS from the peanut gallery, please. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Starfruit, that'd be a nice top to a hat. And this coconut half will do for the hat itself!Hmmm...what's all this other stuff? *rummagerummage*------------------
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TOS · Post by **TOS** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 5:49 am

Hmmm... What IS this other stuff?
:: Grabs random item ::
Hey, dosen't this look like one of Rick's ray gun thingies?
:: Fires ray gun at produce covered snowbeing ::OH MY GOD! IT"S................