soooo... who's the gargoyle?

Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Tue Jan 01, 2002 5:35 am

this new guy, mouse?Will Saundra finally get some?
and more importantly, how long has it
been since Volair had sex with him? Or if
he hasn't, how long will it be until... the
inevitable? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:25 am

As could almost be called a tradition would have it, I will deliver a breif biosketch on the Mouse in question:Calvin GaussCalvin is the first straight male to enter the cast! I'd say he's a bit of a geek, but that'd be like saying that the Barron von Massoc is a bit kinky. His attitude towards technology is that if you can't attach it to your body and carry it around with you, it hasn't been miniaturized enough yet.
...
Inevitable, huh?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 9:40 am

A straight male! Now all we need is a lesbian and we'll have all six possibilities represented ("confused" is an add-on, not a separate category; for the sake of simplicity I'm classifying characters as hetero, homo, or bi rather than, as is usually the case, somewhere in a gray area near one of the three. [Digression rocks!]). That is, unless the universe of UH allows hermaphrodites, in which case we'd have one more category (what else can they be but bi?)------------------
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Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 6:47 am

Well, OUR universe allows hermaphrodites, actually. Some humans are born with characteristics of both sexes (usually operations are performed to change this), and others actually use hormones to develop a second characteristic, although they usually end up removing the first.Looks like SOMEbody hasn't been watching enough "Sex in the City".

DetailBear · Post by **DetailBear** » Sat Feb 23, 2002 6:48 pm

On 2002-01-02 09:40:00, Alfador wrote:
That is, unless the universe of UH allows hermaphrodites, in which case we'd have one more category (what else can they be but bi?)

If they identify as male, they could also be straight-male or gay. If they identify as female, they could also be straight-female or lesbian. If they identify as both they could be straight-male/lesbian, or straight-female/gay or bi/bi. Beware the unnecessarily exclusive assumption!

PS. I'll post my intro shortly.