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WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 12:49 pm

A: No mistake. Miey is, if nothing else, very intelligent and doesn;t say anything until he is sure about what he's talking about... even when he is overwhelmingly irritating about it. I'm still waiting (hoping) to learn that he has an actual boyfriend.

Q: If Mikey had a BF in the UH cast, who would it be?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 10:32 pm

A: Volair. No no, hear me out here... going beyond my Mikey/Volair Shipper feelings, I honestly think the two would get along well. Volair is naturally friendly and curious, and has at no time shown himself to be a slacker, so would benefit from the 'roo's teaching/lecturing. Mikey, being the studious one that he is, would probably find it very stimulating (mentally, you perverts (just kidding) 8) ) to learn about Volair's most likely impressive sexual catalog of posisions, techniques, and accessories.

Q: Which of the Class Menagerie men would be Saundra's boyfriend?

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 10:47 pm

A: Biff? she would kill em

Brad? no, same as biff

Scott? well, he is a math major.....

Tony? Cindy

Kevin? my best guess... wise cracking feline and a sometimes sarcastic bear... would certinly make the most fun for us readers

Q: do you know anyone in real life that reminds you of a UH character?

ZOMBIE USER 8511 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8511** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:48 pm

A: Strangely enough, my friend Mike in Pittsburgh reminds me of all of the characters. He'd never read the strip, and two of his favourite phrases are:

"Ewwwwwwwwwwww" and

"Running madly about going 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!' "

Q: What unusual device would you install on your vehicle, given the time, talent and resources that Sandra seems to have?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 6:12 am

A: Laser beams that could be directed at idiot drivers.

Q: What happens once in every minute and twice in every moment, but will never happen in a hundred thousand years?

(Supplementary Q to DetailBearCA: Being that I live in the Burgh area, how much is your friend Mike like Volaire?)

BrainchildJeff · Post by **BrainchildJeff** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 7:59 am

A: The letter M

Q: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does anybody care?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:18 pm

A: According to the rabid eco-terrorists, "yes, and for every one that falls one machine of man should be destroyed".

Q: What will be THE revelation from EvilCon?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 6:36 pm

A: That the incredibly nefarious plot to take over the world (now with added Dun Dun Duuuun! for your ominous onomotopoeia pleasure) is thwarted when all the would-be rulers try to decide who will be Supreme Evil Overlord/Overlady by a game of Naked Twister in room 303.

Q: Will said Naked Twister game make so much ruckus on the floor that the ceiling of Rick&Jake's room (room 203!) shakes, highly disturbing them?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 7:15 pm

A: No, the floor will collapse, depositing those competing in the game squarely into the room below... more exactly, Jake and Rick's room, while the two are in rather compromising positions.

Q: Even though he's not a mad scientist, how will Volair weasel his way into the game (cause we all know he will)?

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 9:27 pm

A: I've got just one utterance for you:

BWA HA HA HA HA HAH A AHAHA HAHA AHA HA!!!

Q: How can I convince Vince to do a crossover?
(Subanswer: I strongly suspect that TCM happens in the *same* time period as UH; the tech level is nigh-equivelant, except maybe for the grav-foiling development, courtesy James Seuss... But perhaps I've said too much.)

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 9:19 am

A: Simple - tell him what you're planning and why you want to do it. If you want him to make some strips too then it'll be even easier. Y'see, he's having trouble with scripting and if you could write out his end as well as yours he'd be more inclined to go with it. That will be your most convincing argument.

Q: How about them Bears?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:20 pm

A: I think berars are very sexy. All that fur....

Q: Is Volaire going to be in danger from all the power-hungry meglomaniacs at Evilcon who recognize him as a secret agent?

Fallwind · Post by **Fallwind** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 4:49 pm

A: no way, Volair is the master of disguise.... right now he could be anyone... heh, maybe he is decked out as Rick

not like he doesnt have a motive : http://umlauthouse.keenspace.com/d/20020920.html

Q:what kind of evil-con gadgets will Saundra come home with?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 1:00 pm

A: A 1.21 GW Mr. Fusion generator attatched to a quantum-string flux capacitor DIYK.

Q: How many people know what I'm talking about?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Fri Sep 27, 2002 1:25 pm

A: pi

Q: If someone (not saying who) were to come up with a way to use 0 and infinity in normal algebra, and the math always worked out to give the answer it SHOULD give, of what practical use would this system be?

JackalOfAllTrades · Post by **JackalOfAllTrades** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 2:20 am

A. That person could then devise a way to make the universe fold in on itself to roughly the size of a marble, perfect for those times when you absolutely MUST have a universe in your pocket.

Q. When would you need a universe in your pocket?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:56 am

A: When you want to get away from it all, I guess...

Q: What's Leonard up to?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 8:57 am

A: About 5 burbons and half a dozen beers.

Q: What.... is your quest?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 6:13 pm

A: "To seek the Holy Grail"

Q: "What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Sat Oct 05, 2002 9:43 pm

African or European?

Q: What is your favorite colour?

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