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Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Mon Apr 22, 2002 9:04 pm

A: Yes she does, and Yes everyone does

Q: If we got every fur on the planet in one place and held a rally, would we then get to see Volair in a few compromising situations?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 10:12 am

A: Yes but only if you are close enough to him in the thronging masses.

Q: Would you want to be close enough to Volair in the middle of the thronging masses?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Wed Apr 24, 2002 9:18 pm

A: Hey, I'd want to be PART of the compromising situations Volair was in!

Q: Have you snuggled someoen today? (If not, shame shame on you)

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sun May 05, 2002 8:39 pm

A: Hmm... posted on the 26th. No, not then. Not on the 27th nor the 28th. 29th is a no. Ditto for 30th. 01May, no. Negative on the 2nd. 3rd is still no. 4th nope. 5th... wait, wait... no.

Q: Are frisbees really where its at?

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Fri May 24, 2002 3:55 pm

A: No, but if you fling them hard enough, they'll get there.

Q: What is your favorite quality in each UH character (or just Volair, if you think the questions's too broad)

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat May 25, 2002 8:45 pm

A: Jake's waffling, Rick's evilness, Volair's outlandishness, Leonard's bluntness, Saundra's conservative nature and... and... oh there's somebody else but I forget who.

Q: Who am I forgetting?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sat May 25, 2002 9:20 pm

A: You're forgetting Amanda(Amy) and Liz!

Q: Why is it that I can remember comic characters off the top of my head (from many, many different comics, including but not limited to: UH, Acid Reflux, Kevin and Kell, Ozy and Millie, The Class Menagerie, Sluggy Freelance, College Roomies From Hell, Associated Student Bodies, and 8-Bit Theater), but I have trouble memorizing the names of real people?

...

Okay, okay: "Volair, Rick, Saundra, Jake, Liz, Leonard, and Amanda. Anathus, Roxy, Scoot, God, Irving, Manami, Kit, Allison, the Dread Pirate Westley, and Tuque. Kevin, Kell, Rudy, Lindsfarne, Coney, Vin, Ms. Aura, Nigel, Fiona, and Ray. Ozymandius, Millicent, Llewellyn, Ms. Mudd, Stephen, Ms. Sorkowitz, Felicia, Isolde, Dread Pirate Locke, and Dr. Wahnsinnig. Riff, Torg, Bun-Bun, Kiki, Sam, Gwynn, Zoe, Dr. Lorna, Santa Claus, Aylee, Oasis, Dr. Schlock (old), Dr. Schlock (young), Dr. Crabtree, Shirt-Guy Tom, and Secret Angel Princess-Princess. Roger, Mike, David, April, Margaret, Marsha, Steve, Waldo, Pepe, and Fluffy. Danny, Marcus, Ricky, Tiny, Alex, Thomas, David, Vince, Gerald, Steven, Nigel, Timothy, and Tina. Fighter, Black Mage, Thief, White Mage, Red Mage, Black Belt, Garland, and Princess Sara."

Is it not nifty? Is it not PATHETIC?!

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Mon May 27, 2002 10:18 pm

A: Because very often those characters, and the comic worlds that surround them, are far more interesting then real people in the real world.

Q: What's the best cure for the lonelyness one feels occasionally when they realize almost all their friends live several hundred miles away and they desperately need a hug?

TwoDifferentSox · Post by **TwoDifferentSox** » Tue May 28, 2002 3:49 am

A: Find ones favourite childhood plush-toy and give it a hug.
(mine's a Snuggle-bear-teddy, yepyep

)

Q: Most unusual thing you ever experienced?

ZOMBIE USER 8511 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8511** » Tue May 28, 2002 7:40 pm

A: After-hours party with members of clubs in the American Uniform Association. If anyone in RL in a cop uniform ever asks if you want a mind f**k, say no.

Q: Where is the strangest place that you have had sex?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Wed May 29, 2002 2:30 am

A: The tool bench of the auto machine shop at Naval Air Station North Island. Not that it was safe, mind you. I still have a few scars from that experience.

Q: Were you tempted to answer that last question with "the most unusual place for me to have sex is in the bedroom!" and is it true?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Wed May 29, 2002 12:07 pm

A: No. Reason? I've never had sex. Never.

I WAS tempted to answer with the strangest (and only) place I ALMOST had sex. A hotel room at Conifur 2001. I simply didn't feel right about it. Didn't feel ready. I let the others (plural!) involved know about it, and they informed me I should NOT feel guilty about that, that it was my choice whether or not to join. We parted as friends, and friends only. And I'm still a virgin. Both ways.

Q: If you had the chance to do anything in the world over again, what event would you change (if any!) and why?

BrainchildJeff · Post by **BrainchildJeff** » Thu May 30, 2002 2:08 pm

A: I wouldn't change anything, everyone knows that changing the past would have an unknown effect on the present, haven't you ever seen Back to the Future?

Q: Hey, where did I put my car keys?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Fri May 31, 2002 6:05 pm

A: They're in the pants you wore the day before.

Q: Was I right?

BrainchildJeff · Post by **BrainchildJeff** » Fri May 31, 2002 9:55 pm

A: No, I left them in the car. It's a good thing I keep a spare key in the trunk.

Q: How many fingers do I have up?

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sat Jun 01, 2002 6:54 am

A: Hmm...Eleven!

Oh, wait...

Guess I make a terrible psychic.

Q: Who here has heard of the game "E.V.O.: The Quest for Eden"?

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Sat Jun 01, 2002 8:30 am

A: Yes, and I obsessed over it for quite some time and never even got to play it.

Q: What's your favorite Shakespearean play?

Andrick · Post by **Andrick** » Sat Jun 01, 2002 10:01 am

A: For its two-faced treachery, base greed and simply complex jealousies I choose... aw hell, that doesn't narrow it down. Um... gotta think of something clever... King Lear (I really liked its adaptation into the movie Ran)!

Q: Before you exact your revenge upon another, which of the following books would you read up on to get ideas: Machiavelli, the Art of War or the Anarchist's Cookbook? Why?

WolfFur · Post by **WolfFur** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 5:31 pm

Andrick wrote: Q: Before you exact your revenge upon another, which of the following books would you read up on to get ideas: Machiavelli, the Art of War or the Anarchist's Cookbook? Why?

Maciavelli, because I run more towards nonviolent revenge. (I don't like getting my hands all sticky with blood.)

Q: Ya wanna?

Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Fri Jun 14, 2002 7:16 pm

A: hypothetcically? Definitely.

Q: 'Non-slutty bi boy' contradiction in terms?

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