You know what we need!? (no, not that)

Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 7:38 am

Mr. Ecker, you should start a cafepress store
with UH T-shirts that also have cool
slogans printed on them!Like Alfador's: 50% Arrow, 50% Apple. I
*heart*
lesbianism_{it's my 2nd favorite

kind of homosexuality}Yours/Ricks: Fruit. Period.Mine: (In upside down writing on the front
of a shirt)Bisexuals
can be
monogamousor. So
Would
I
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">(A girlfriend of mine had an "I'd Rather Be
Cuffing Krycek" T-shirt. I'll always regret
the fact that I never had the chance to go to
a sf Con with her, especially one with
Nick Lea attending. I would have made one
myself; Waiting in the autograph line with
her would have been a kick. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> ) I'll post more as I think of them.Those slogans I've thought of may not be
used for profit without my express
permission and me getting a percentage
of the gross. No, I'm serious. ------------------
<A HREF="http://umlauthouse.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Rick/Jake</A> Shipper #00001

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 7:46 am

The minute I get a printer and some semblance of a clue as to how I would operate an online store, you may consider things of that nature done.Umlaut House:
Queerer than AdvertisedOr, if this thing blows up into a nation wide phenomenon (Odds at 2 to the power of 3141 to one against and falling):Image of Volair with that clever material that shows two different images on either ear so that the earring switches sides depending on how you look at it.And of course there will also be copies of my "nordic pride" line of shirts:My anscestors looted and pillaged Europe for centuries and all I got was this lousy teeshirt.Har har.

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 9:14 am

I'd buy an Umlaut House T-shirt. Yeah!------------------
Three-tailed fox, in the house--<A HREF="http://www.alfador.8m.com" TARGET=_blank>Fox Den</A>, that is!

Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 8:37 am

Blame this on a few too many Rum&Ginger-Ales.Blackground.
There is an old joke in the queer community I heard at Toronto Trek 2001 that goes:
What is it bisexual women really want?
-Men.
What is it bisexual men really want?
-Men. ::drum riff::UH T-shirtWhat is it bisexual women really want?
-Men.
What is it bisexual men really want?
(Picture of Volair dressed as Uncle Sam)
You!Next!Not all bisexuals are sluts!
<html>I just happen to be one of the lucky few who are <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... tml>Pic of Volair on the back.
UH mini comic on a T-shirt.
Volair and Saundra, 2 girls holding hands in the BG: V: "Lesbians, it's such a shame; the one group of people I share an incompatible orientation with."S: "What about straight guys?"Next Panel: Volair giving Saundra The LookLast Panel:
V: "Oh please, I stopped believing in straight guys at the same time as Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny."
[This message has been edited by hampster (edited 12-16-2001).]

TruePisces · Post by **TruePisces** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 2:56 am

Since he hasn't done so in the last 4 years I've known him, I don't think we need to worry about him doing so now! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Another one here that would buy a T-Shirt in a heartbeat. I just wish I had enough imagination to come up with some good ideas for a shirt or three.....

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 12:37 pm

Don't you EVER stop being totally sick and evil hammy!

Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 7:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by TwoDifferentSox:
 4 years?
Bet you could tell some stories 'bout him...Relax Hampster, I'm kidding! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gi ... OTE>I'm not worriedNot because you're kidding, but because I've also known her 4 years. *veg*Of course, us each having stories on the other is pretty relative. As I think we may both be almost unblackmailable.But more than that, I'm wondering if she thinks I'm just naturally this totally sick and evil- because I've always considered myself to have a couple of mentors.

TwoDifferentSox · Post by **TwoDifferentSox** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 11:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by TruePisces:
Since he hasn't done so in the last 4 years I've known him, I don't think we need to worry about him doing so now! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>4 years?
Bet you could tell some stories 'bout him...Relax Hampster, I'm kidding! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Wed Dec 19, 2001 12:50 pm

Image of rear-veiw mirror, in which we see Volair, earring in left (reflected to right) ear.Caption:
Objects in the rear view mirror may appear gayer than they are.This is one of my candidates for a book title, if ever one comes out. Remind me to get plan 9 publishing on the phone two or three years from now...

Callie · Post by **Callie** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by hampster:
...because I've always considered myself to have a couple of mentors.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*happily considers herself to be one of the mentors*/waveCallie------------------
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."

Hampster · Post by **Hampster** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:02 am

:

:welcome Callie.uh..Sorry I ruined your bragging rights- I got a straight guy to read slash.I'll make it up to you one day in VHS <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:51 am

I said it once, I'll say it again:Don't you EVER stop being totally sick and evil, Hammy!