For those who dont know how to skank, and for those who are

Savethehissingcockroaches · Wed Nov 28, 2001 4:11 am

Ok, so ya wanna look cool at the Christmas Dance, and that dude/chick that you like will be there. But there is a problem, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE! Well, lucky for you, good 'ol Kathryn's here to help you. These are the simple rules to skanking.
Ok, pretend you got these two midgits, Bob and Evans,(Bob is in front, Evans behind)and you're all like "Man, Bob, you're a midgit!", so you knee him in the tummy. And then, there's Evans, ya can't forget him, so you go "You're too tall, buddy." So ya elbow him in the face. Now, you follow those steps repeatedly, and delete the dialog, and you have the art of skanking. But you've gotta remeber, you have to twist so that you can keep an eye on Bob, and an eye on Evans! Cause you never know when one of 'em can turn out the lights and try to kill you!
~Kathryn------------------
WOOOHOO! SAVE THE EMOS!

Rico Underwood · Post by **Rico Underwood** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 5:28 am

*covers face in embarassment*

Crazykid · Post by **Crazykid** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 6:06 am

Are you two related? Or is this a really stupid question thats been asked and answered already and I'm too tierd and sad to notice/care?

Rico Underwood · Post by **Rico Underwood** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 6:19 am

Ironpaw · Post by **Ironpaw** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 7:42 am

Very true, very true! Actually, I saw Gloria skanking a little today and it was very similar! *snickers*

Rcawley8 · Post by **Rcawley8** » Wed Nov 28, 2001 10:39 am

oh I see...(who is actually trying it out <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> )

Gloria · Post by **Gloria** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:40 am

umm....yeeeeaaahh.....

Rico Underwood · Post by **Rico Underwood** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 6:20 am

*still has his face covered trying to muffle a laugh*

Anillennium · Post by **Anillennium** » Thu Nov 29, 2001 6:31 am

i'm only comfortable skanking when i'm with other skankers.
otherwise, heh.....i skip and skank in the hallways at school! and out to the busses, ....oh how they think i'm crazy!*thrashes around*

Rico Underwood · Post by **Rico Underwood** » Sun Dec 02, 2001 6:07 am

Wouldn't that be a little dangerous on a bus?

Rico Underwood · Post by **Rico Underwood** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 1:19 am

lol. That makes more sense... I think... o.o

Anillennium · Post by **Anillennium** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 12:42 pm

no, not on the busses...lol. TO the busses. like, out of the school, TO the busses, you know when they load?
oi i feel like skanking!

Savethehissingcockroaches · Tue Dec 04, 2001 3:39 am

Howdy! Well, now that you know how to skank, let's move onto waltzing.....------------------
WOOOHOO! SAVE THE EMOS!

Simply_da_Best · Post by **Simply_da_Best** » Sun Dec 23, 2001 2:31 am

If you want to waltz, do a very fancy skank. Easy enough!

Tundra · Post by **Tundra** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 2:29 am

Whargle!! I tried it... and yet... I had no luck! I am the Unskank. *covers face in shame*

Ironpaw · Post by **Ironpaw** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 3:00 am

Being a skank and skanking are ENTIRELY different things. And... I'm trying to picture how a waltz and skanking are similar. I can see the Charlston, but...

Tundra · Post by **Tundra** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 6:07 am

Whattabout a skanky skanker!

Savethehissingcockroaches · Sun Dec 30, 2001 6:25 am

no. do you want to be a skank? *hint* don't be a skank and go to a (punk) show, i promise you, you will get smacked, and pelted with food. Yes, it happens......It's funny! ~Kathryn

Savethehissingcockroaches · Sun Dec 30, 2001 6:28 am

BTW, what did that crazy kid mean about being related?? I is lost!