SporkMan's First Birthday Party!!1!

Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 2:56 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
It's not.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I dunno.....------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 4:08 am

Well, there's no actual bus smackage going on. So, I think I'm gonna have to draw some more spork-suited women to appease The Monkey.------------------
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Davos Tyme · Post by **Davos Tyme** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 5:50 am

Or just women.
But don't go overboard (I'm just full of puns tonight, aren't I?).Dark Knight <A HREF="http://dk.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://dk.keenspace.com/</A>

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Fri Jan 26, 2001 9:06 am

Hurrah for Sporky! This means he gets to vote! Um...He gets to smoke! Um...
He gets to drink! Um...
He does get a Zweiback, right?[This message has been edited by Screwball McGoo [gDC] (edited 01-26-2001).]

Screwball McGoo [gDC] · Fri Jan 26, 2001 9:06 am

Hurrah for Sporky! This means he gets to vote! Um...He gets to smoke! Um...
He gets to drink! Um...
He does get a Zweiback, right?------------------
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Rtist54 · Post by **Rtist54** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 9:08 am

Or just Spork Suits.....Hmmmmmm. Spork Suits!!!Happy Birthday, SPORKY!!!!!!!!Pauly------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 10:39 am

Hey kiddies! Wednesday, January 31st, is SporkMan's first birthday! Historic, I'm know, and we're having a party to celebrate. Well, not so much a "party." There's no booze. But it's still gonna be fun! On Wednesday at <A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>, we're celebrating by posting everything SporkMan-related from the pre-webcomics era! What's this mean to you? It means that you get to mock and ridicule the work of a wormie high school student in his early years of creativity! Sounds like fun, huh? It is! You'll get scripts detailing the mind-dumbingly stupid origin of Sporky! You'll get stories featuring the ever-amazing adventures of FoonBoy! You'll get comics in which Steve 'the Steve' Stevenson almost gets hit by a bus! And let's not forget the horribly pixelized wallpaper I made in 1998, when SporkMan was still packing a gun! HA! So stop on by on January 31st for a birthday party like no other. Give Sporky a link on your site if you want, too! I want his first birthday to be a SMASH! Also feel free to drop by ahead of time and wing your way through the archives. You've gotta know what all the hub-bub is about. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> So, until Wednesday rolls around - EXCELSIOR!------------------
John Troutman
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"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!![This message has been edited by John T (edited 01-26-2001).]

Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 11:18 am

YAY SPORKY! As somebody who is STILL wallowing in the archives (damn you use a lot of words!) of your comic strip, I promise to make a concerted effort to finish them for your birthday!------------------
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Joshua_w · Post by **Joshua_w** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 11:42 am

Wow!! Sporkman and my dad have the same birthday!Are they twins or something?Happy birthday, Dad!! I mean, Sporkman!!WhooT!!
--josh(P.S. - No, seriously. Sporkman is sweeeeeeet.)------------------
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Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 11:54 am

i still want that booze.*grumble grumble*that steve/bus thing better be worth it.------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 12:54 pm

It's not.------------------
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"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

Seven3 · Post by **Seven3** » Sat Jan 27, 2001 1:38 am

Sporkman is one year old? Ah -'Toons these days, they grow up so fast. One minute they're some crude sketch, the next they're being 'Spotted.
*sniffles*Happy first birthday Sporky.
*wipes eyes*------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sat Jan 27, 2001 2:11 am

Ahhh.. Sporkman.
the most cameo gotten type superhero of web comics that I never got around to cameoing.
Does that sentence make sence?
Oh well, I hope for his birthday he meets his evil clone again, but it turns out that he's actually the clone, and then they join together to become one massive force of destruction that kills everybody, but then everybody comes back in another dimension, in another time.
That'd be cool.------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Sat Jan 27, 2001 2:27 am

Josh: Um, sure, there'll be pie. I think. Unless it all gets eaten. By me. Or Shannon. That bastard.SupaJoe: This is why you're the master of things that make no sense. Excelsior!------------------
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"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Sat Jan 27, 2001 4:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
Josh: Um, sure, there'll be pie.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Free pie. Viva la resistance! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Go Sporky!------------------
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And buried, deep beneath your feet."
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Joshnickerson · Post by **Joshnickerson** » Sat Jan 27, 2001 8:00 am

Will there be pie? I'll only come if there's pie.------------------
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Bonk · Post by **Bonk** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 2:00 am

Free pie... mmm... I bought cake for my grand opening, and I bought way too much. Make sure you don't buy too much pie!!- bonk------------------
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PDI · Post by **PDI** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 11:17 am

<A HREF="http://pdi.keenspace.com/d/20010124.html">Who's sporkman?</A>------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Mon Jan 29, 2001 1:30 am

Atta boy! I really need to get back into the swing of things and start linking again... *sigh* So much work...------------------
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"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!" ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!

Scrubbo · Post by **Scrubbo** » Mon Jan 29, 2001 2:08 am

Okay, I've just finished August, 2000! Thank God for bigger fonts! Yay!WOO HOO!Um, I like <a href="http://www.sporkman.com/d/20000901.html">Sporky's T-shirt</a> there. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
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