Virtual convention

Maboo · Post by **Maboo** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:33 am

Meanwhile, the British guy looks nervously down the corridor, across the Boarders and Sisters table, at a rumpus at the end table... and odd noises from behind the tables....In true British spirit, he just calls the tea trolley and orders a cuppa tea.... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Mab------------------
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NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 8:59 am

Geez.. nothing's going on by my table...
I'll have to do something about that!...hmm.. don't know what though...------------------
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Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Napoleon:
 Her defenestration apparatus, thank you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You know, it's funny, but "Napoleon" has become a feminine name for me now. I'm sure Monsieur Bonaparte is turning in her grave. HIS. His grave.

Joshua_w · Post by **Joshua_w** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:24 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
AISLE ONE RULES!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Damn straight!Umm....I AM in aisle one, right?
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
You know, Aisle One doesn't make this kind of mess. (We make an entirely different kind.)
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's right, and it had better not get too close to the working model Subsonic Grenade Blaster I'm keeping next to my garbage can....we all know <A HREF="http://insidejoke.keenspace.com/d/20010105.html" TARGET=_blank>what happened to Nettboy</A>....WhooT!!
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:33 am

Oh, my. What hath Todd wrought?I thought this would bring us all together! Instead, all it's done is rip us apart.I'm going to make sure the concession stand is only stocked with caffeine-fre Pepsi. Maybe that will calm down you rapscallions.------------------
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Joshua_w · Post by **Joshua_w** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:35 am

Torn us apart? No way! I think we're in one really big aisle. Those little spaces in between? Spill space. We need SOMEWHERE to make a mess.WhooT!!
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:37 am

DAMMIT! Which one of you hooligans stole the 'e' from my caffeine-free Pepsi in the post above!I'm going to turn my back for one minute. If it's returned, no one will be kicked out of the Keenvention.------------------
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NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:37 am

Eeeww.. pepsi! ^_~*erects a life-size cardboard cutout of her main character outside her table in hope it will appease the masses* <IMG SRC="http://eattheroses.keenspace.com/images/minirhea.gif">
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Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John T:
 but isn't Bastage slang for Bastard?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's used in "Johnny Dangerously" a number of times by the evil gangster lord (whose name I forget at the moment..."You fargin' bastages!" (this useless bit of pointless trivia brought to you by X-Lax~~ for those hard times...)------------------
"Woohoo! I FINALLY thought of a witty qu~~
DAMMIT. I can't remember what it was now...
But, man. It was witty. Whoo.
Honest.
...
...
OK.
So I got nothing."
--damonk13
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Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:44 am

By superimposing the 2nd Floor layout over the 1st Floor layout, I deduce that, if thrown with enough force, I can put this Jart through the ceiling and right into BJ's foot.

Dennis K · Post by **Dennis K** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
*erects a life-size cardboard cutout of her main character outside her table in hope it will appease the masses*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*Notes the Chaos on the other side of the convention hall, then notices lif-size cut-out at booth in front of his, sets about calling his female lead to appear live to get fans to come over*I'm too lazy to draw something right now, okay?B)
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Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 9:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
By superimposing the 2nd Floor layout over the 1st Floor layout, I deduce that, if thrown with enough force, I can put this Jart through the ceiling and right into BJ's foot.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Woohoo!I'm not the target anymore!I'm not the target anymore!*takes off his "4th man" red shirt*
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"Woohoo! I FINALLY thought of a witty qu~~
DAMMIT. I can't remember what it was now...
But, man. It was witty. Whoo.
Honest.
...
...
OK.
So I got nothing."
--damonk13
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Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
 You know, it's funny, but "Napoleon" has become a feminine name for me now. I'm sure Monsieur Bonaparte is turning in her grave. HIS. His grave.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yup, Napoleon's a girl.Just like you, Lee. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by damonk13:
Woohoo!I'm not the target anymore!I'm not the target anymore!*takes off his "4th man" red shirt*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*defenestrates damonk... mmm, alliteration*

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by damonk13:
 Woohoo!I'm not the target anymore!I'm not the target anymore!*takes off his "4th man" red shirt*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I got two hands, hoser. *THWOCK!*

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
 I got two hands, hoser. *THWOCK!*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, come on, at least let the poor guy climb back in through the window before you nail 'im!

Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by damonk13:
*takes off his "4th man" red shirt*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*Schulz Center erupts in raucous laughter at the conspicuous absence of nipples**Embarrassed, Damonk attempts to put shirt back on, but shirt won't go over Jart protruding from the spot where a nipple should be*
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
Hey, Todd...
If I gave you the URL of my message board, or of a guest book, would you link to it on my page? It might be cool to give visitors to the table something to sign, just to say hi...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Can do. Once the flow of initial sign-ups has gone down a bit, I was planning on announcing that people can contact me with changes to "customize" their tables.In the meantime, easy things like adding a link are fine! Just let me know.------------------
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 10:55 am

Screwball McGoo had a question: he wanted to know if people could "sign" their own nametags. I think that's a pretty cool idea.So if you want to, you can send me ( <A HREF="mailto:keenvention@yahoo.com">keenvention@yahoo.com</A> )an image of your signature -or your name in your preferred font- that's 198 x 39 pixels with a white background, and I'll slap that on your nametag.------------------
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Maboo · Post by **Maboo** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 11:03 am

Three stunningly beautiful girls walk into the room. One has long blonde hair, floating about her shoulders, and very cute round glasses, and exudes an atmosphere of sheer goodness and innocence. Her presence is enough to make even the most hardened pornographic comic creator flush, and strategically conceal the naughty bits on his posters as she walks past. The next female slinks and sashays rather than walks, clad in a clinging gown and gloves, auburn tresses flowing down her back, twinkling green eyes and dazzling good looks drawing every male-hormonally-overladen eye. The third, though slightly cast into the shade by her precedessor, yet finds admirers of her long shining dark hair and her big brown eyes. A truly ravishing threesome, the ladies glide through the centre, and pause beside a table, where they arrange themselves elegantly around the stall, and start handing out leaflets and generally attracting the crowds.The comic supported by these pultrichidinous damsels is suddenly surrounded by gawping gentlemen striving to avoid drooling and gawping obviously. Why bother with cardboard cutouts, when you can just call in the real thing to talk in sexy British accents and hand out leaflets and sign... Oh dear, Myra just fainted when someone asked Letty to sign their belly, and Tess is threatening to jeopardise their ability to father children unless the offending person gets lost... AT ONCE. Excuse me...Mab
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 11:27 am

So I'm feeling a bit sheepish.It's all a joke, so I shouldn't have cluttered up this board complaining about someone. I'd delete that post, except there are too many replies.So, Bas Tage (and any others who are annoyed at yet another flame war -albeit a micro flame), I apologize for getting bent out of shape. I do have a sense of humor, but my defenses were down. I'm sorry.To paraphrase the great orator Abraham Lincoln:
"Be excellent to each other ... and-
parody on, dude!"------------------
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