Yar, Matey's prepare to be boarded!

Kevin Day · Post by **Kevin Day** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 9:59 am

This is an official notice of an intent to purchase fat-jesus.com by the fine upstanding people at <A HREF="http://www.stileproject.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.stileproject.com</A> We don't intend on changing much, except that Jesus will be replaced by a busty midget porn star, Mike will have a webcam, and all Simpsons references will be changed to "All Your Base" references.Thank you for your consideration.Kevin Day
kevin@stileproject.com

Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 10:33 am

That puts one in the mind to say something like "That's what you get!"Bob "Or 'Tacos for sale.' I always mix those two up." Scott------------------
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MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sat Apr 07, 2001 11:06 am

This is where one of the ladies just gives Kevin their phone number and/or photographs!Mike "I'm selling Fat Jesus! Turn it into a porno wing for Stile!" Leffel
--Let the son of man guide you through the world of horny teens and animal sex! EXTREME!
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"FAT JESUS" <A HREF="http://www.fat-jesus.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fat-jesus.com</A> <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fatjesus.keenspace.com</A> by Mike Leffel(c)2000 - 2001

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sat Apr 07, 2001 11:18 am

You know, on second thought, this message was probably just to plug your website! Sheesh! Quit riding my tail! Why don't you do something for ME for a change!??!!?!?!?!?!
Mike "And then the shame of life killed Mike forever" Leffel
--sob!------------------
"FAT JESUS" <A HREF="http://www.fat-jesus.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fat-jesus.com</A> <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fatjesus.keenspace.com</A> by Mike Leffel(c)2000 - 2001

Kevin Day · Post by **Kevin Day** » Sat Apr 07, 2001 11:43 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by MikeLeffel:
 You know, on second thought, this message was probably just to plug your website! Sheesh! Quit riding my tail! Why don't you do something for ME for a change!??!!?!?!?!?!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*sigh* Am I that transparent? -- Kevin "TRABOPOLINE!" Day

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sat Apr 07, 2001 11:56 am

SAXAMAPHONE! SAXAMAPHONE!
<A HREF="http://psx.ign.com/previews/15035.html" TARGET=_blank>http://psx.ign.com/previews/15035.html</A> Mike "They're not busty, but it was short notice!" Leffel<center> <IMG SRC="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/images/Band3.jpg"> </center>But it made these folks happy...<center> <IMG SRC="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com/images/happyglasses2.jpg"> </center>------------------
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Sun Apr 08, 2001 12:26 am

I had something to say about this, but decided against it.Dave "I sell midgets for discount at discountmidget.com!" Smith
--Half off sale! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sun Apr 08, 2001 2:12 am

You should always say what you feel.
Mike "That way, it's easier for me to hate you!" Leffel
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MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sun Apr 08, 2001 2:16 am

I'd just like to say, I'm not one of those 'OOOH!! MIDGETS!' people that you can find so easily in our world.WHY do I have a photo of midgets easily available on my HD? WHY do I have several pictures of pornography featuring a midget that I COULDN'T find in a hurry because the universe hates me? So I can post them like this.Mike "And that's what I'll tell the authorities when they ask about the 3GB of text files regarding how exactly I plan to alter the past." Leffel
-- I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME YET, TOM ARNOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Mon Apr 09, 2001 1:04 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by MikeLeffel:

-- I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME YET, TOM ARNOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>But his love is only for Tampon! And the servers of my site seem to be down at the moment, or I'd post the hilarious scene from "Tom Arnold and the Tampon" from the WB promotional video!Bob "Instead, you'll all just have to go to <A HREF="http://www.puterweb.com/vilarif/other.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.puterweb.com/vilarif/other.html</A> and click on the link that goes to the page that it's on. It's on my Crazy Joe page." Scott------------------
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Mon Apr 09, 2001 2:43 am

When the site is back up, I wanna see more tampon! And more Tom Arnold! And you best be getting some mirror sites!Dave "23 of them!" Smith
--Or else!

Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Mon Apr 09, 2001 8:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dezro:

Dave "23 of them!" Smith
--Or else!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's people like you what done cause unrest!Bob "I replied to nothing, essentially!" Scott------------------
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