So Alisin's ears are virgin...

Bo Lindbergh · Post by **Bo Lindbergh** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 1:51 am

... but what about her nostrils? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Czhorat · Post by **Czhorat** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 1:55 am

Virgin ears? I guess this means she's never had aural sex?Sorry, I simply could not resist.

Drooling Fan Girl · Post by **Drooling Fan Girl** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 3:40 am

Or as the electron said to the copper wire, "Resistance is futile."Take Care
DFG

FrustratedPilot · Post by **FrustratedPilot** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:26 am

1) I thought Ali was being sarcastic. She's probably heard every four-letter word that you can't use in Scrabble.2) I remember reading in Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love" that the proper way to answer the question "Are you a virgin?" is "Yes, in my left ear!" This may not be an exact quote...I'm too tired from a recent runaround to go upstairs for my copy of "TEFL".

Maccabee · Post by **Maccabee** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:43 am

Poor girl, never to have experienced eargasm...As for the nostril thing: T won't let me tell that story anymore.Maccabee------------------
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Doublespeak III · Post by **Doublespeak III** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 8:59 am

Nasal Sex: Good enough for Sigmund Freud, good enough for you!Is your ear still virgin if you put a q-tip in it? What about a electronic device?

Wish · Post by **Wish** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:19 am

I think the nostrils can't be considered 'virgin' either.. after all, who amidst us has managed to get through the winter flu season without more than one blow job? That's what Kleenex are FOR, man! >:)-Wish
Mwahahahaha! My pun is worse than yours! >:)

Seth Warren · Post by **Seth Warren** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:53 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Doublespeak III:
Is your ear still virgin if you put a q-tip in it? What about a electronic device? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, since virginity is technically defined by biological penetration, her ear would still be a virgin in either of those cases. Fingers (and other such organs) are a different matter. However, it has to be someone else's finger. Using your own doesn't count.------------------
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Athene Parthenos · Post by **Athene Parthenos** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 12:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Seth Warren:
 Yes, since virginity is technically defined by biological penetration, her ear would still be a virgin in either of those cases. Fingers (and other such organs) are a different matter. However, it has to be someone else's finger. Using your own doesn't count.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>So, if someone's given her a "wet willy" then her ears are no longer "virgin ears"?Athene
(who has just realized that she doesn't have virgin ears <img src="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/icons/icon7.gif">)[This message has been edited by Athene Parthenos (edited 08-10-2001).]

Pirate Dave · Post by **Pirate Dave** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 1:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by FrustratedPilot:
1) I thought Ali was being sarcastic.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>What gave you that idea?------------------
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Seth Warren · Post by **Seth Warren** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 10:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Athene Parthenos:
 So, if someone's given her a "wet willy" then her ears are no longer "virgin ears"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
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