it's 4 am ha.ha.ha

Doublespeak · Post by **Doublespeak** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 12:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Godai:
So He wants the evil cat to leap out of his trucker costume?Now it's 5 am bwahahahahahaGodai<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Who doesn't want the evil cat to leap out of their trucker costume?Ha, at so late/early potholes don't really show up in your ideas. Well I could say that the trucker costume and the artist costume were costumes of necessity. (Hey and everyone knows any good artist has a little darkness in their soul <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> ) Hyperman is a good point, and I

Doublespeak · Post by **Doublespeak** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 12:57 am

it's 4 am ha.ha.ha
it's 4 am ha.ha.hai like 4 am
mind numb mouth taste
bad time not 4 amit's 4 am ha.ha.ha
it's 4 am ha.ha.haStay up all night
Sleep all yea
Mcdonalds is not
open mind words biteit's 4 am ha.ha.ha
it's 4 am ha.ha.hafirst elation, then
comes pain, no meaning
numbs the stain.it's 4 am ha.ha.ha
it's 4 am ha.ha.hamake your hand numb
then touch your hair
club death star it's 4 am ha.ha.ha
it's 5 am ha.ha.ha
All of Will's costume choices are characters with a beast within, a vicious dark side. Wolverine, Klingon, Darth Vader, Blade, Combat Fatigues,Hyperman

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 4:29 am

No, NOW it's 5am*What about his "artist" costume that he wore to Mount Rushmore? *plus 20-odd minutes------------------
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T Campbell · Post by **T Campbell** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 8:10 am

Will THINKS he gets away from himself a lot more than he actually DOES...

Nicolas Juzda · Post by **Nicolas Juzda** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 11:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Doublespeak:
All of Will's costume choices are characters with a beast within, a vicious dark side. Wolverine, Klingon, Darth Vader, Blade, Combat Fatigues,Hyperman <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>HYPERMAN? Hyperman doesn't have much of a dark side at all. He can be duped, yes, but "a beast within" just doesn't hold water.Nicolas

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 3:45 am

I have one thing to say about late night creativity.Budabudabudabu.That is the sound of the Blackberry Bushman that I created one night with my friend Mark. It was the same time that Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck jokes burst onto the scene. I started doing this conversation with a redneck son and his father. It started with the son turning 16 and getting a car, so long as he was able to find one by cutting down the blackberry bushes. QWell the story goes on and he runs intop a tribe of pygmies living in the depths of the bush. The sheriff is called to get them out of there but when he arrives he finds that the tribe's chief actually has the deed to the land. The father discovers that his rent checks have been going to the bushes outside his house for years. The story kept Mark and I up for hours laughing and going "Budabudabuda." at each other.The other late night strangeness story was not made up so I won't tell it here, but it involve the magic powers of a cgi dog on a sattelite feed bingo channel.------------------
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Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 9:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Doublespeak:
 Ah, your reminded me of me! One of my more interesting (weird, little scary) creations at 2:00 am was Paulie the Pizza Snack! All I have is the short theme song. If you have the gramba and ask i'll type it out for ya.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Go for it!I feel like I'm at a Creators of Talking Foodstuffs support group...------------------
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Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 11:00 am

Hooray for staying awake past midnight! I've done some of my best writing after 2 (of course, I've also done some of my worst then...my friends still tease me about Gooberman the Mutant Peanut Butter Sandwich. I think it has something to do with being too tired to be self-critical)------------------
"Sun Ra? He's out to lunch, all right...same place I eat at!"
- George Clinton

Doublespeak · Post by **Doublespeak** » Sun Apr 29, 2001 11:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by gwalla:
Hooray for staying awake past midnight! I've done some of my best writing after 2 (of course, I've also done some of my worst then...my friends still tease me about Gooberman the Mutant Peanut Butter Sandwich. I think it has something to do with being too tired to be self-critical)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ah, your reminded me of me! One of my more interesting (weird, little scary) creations at 2:00 am was Paulie the Pizza Snack! All I have is the short theme song. If you have the gramba and ask i'll type it out for ya.

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 6:54 am

OK, now that I know we're talking about FOOD weirdness I have another story. In my first year of college a bunch of us freshman would go to the Coffee People* shop a block away. I've never liked coffee so I'd always get a muffin or something. Well I got this one called a Double Chocolate Suicide Muffin. It was a nice chocolate muffin with a thick fudge coating on the top. Well the problem with this muffin is that while eating it, the top layer tends to roll of taking about a half inch of muffin with it. Once when this happened, I noticed it looked a bit like a mouth. I began to taunt my friends with the muffin. I named it the Dark Side Muffin because I would do a Vader voice. It would say "Give in to the ooey goodness. There is no escape, it is your desssstiny. Just oooone little bite. Search your feelings, you know it to be true, you want me." Just the other day a friend and I were driving around running errands before the night's game. She bought lunch at Carl's Jr.** and I was pretty full by the time we got to her house to pick up her membership card so that we could go to a store. Her mom was home and we chatted for a bit. My friend mentioned that her mom had made Strawberry Rhubarb Pie earlier (the same pie we had gotten earlier that week when the gaming group went to afters) and there was som left. I was really full but her mom just shoved it at me. On the ride to game I just sat in the car staring at the pie. It looked like it was sneering at me, as if it knew I couldn't eat it. I started speaking as if I was the Evil Slice-o-pie. It was scary, I had to put my hand up to keep myself from seeing it.Of course, the pie wasn't at 2 AM.The only other 2 AM food story isn't that spectacular. In high school me and my gaming buddies would often party at my friend charlie's house. He lived a couple blocks from a 7-11 so we'd all hike down there and buy stuff, acting all crazy and hassling the clerk. Our signature move was tofill upthe slurpy cups all the way until no more slurpee would come out. Then, when we took the cup away from the nozzle, the last bit would splurt out of it due to the pressure. We called it the "Sweet taste of overflow." and it became a tradition. It's hard to do it with the new refill cups but it can be done very messily.OH! I just remembered another food tradition!
Every Friday night game we have a tradition that involves chanting to a Nestle Crunch bar. It started when I picked one up from the game shop's snack rack (the highest selling part of the shop) I opend it up and found it had a crack running between the R and the U. It picked up the first piece and noticed that the other piece spelled UNCH. I said it to myself a few times and thought it sounded rather German. So I held up to the guys and said "Hey guys look." then with a thick accent, "Unch, the greatest German chocolate bar in America." It became a weekly ritual to make the proclaimation (sometimes calling it the ONLY bar in America) and chant "Uuuuuuuunch." We had varients too, such as "Crun, the greatest barbarian chocolate bar in America" the white chocolate Unch, "The purest Aryan chocolate bar in America." It's getting hard to get my friends to participate fullynow though. No sense of tradition! Hmph!PS
*Coffee People was
later run out of that
place by a Starbucks
that moved in down the block.
Cursed Starbucks.**This is a place known for it's messy and hearty burgers. It's not quite a national chain but I noticed that it uses the same cups as Hardee's (with a grinning star) so I think they might have the same owner.------------------
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Doublespeak · Post by **Doublespeak** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 10:24 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by gwalla:
 Go for it!I feel like I'm at a Creators of Talking Foodstuffs support group...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Your a brave soul.
(it's sing songy, typical children show/old sitcom stuff)Paulie the Pizza Snack
Heeee's Paulie the Pizza Snack.
He is cool, but has no sac.
He's Paulie the Pizza Snack.
He is cooooool, but still no sac!
"I can hava no keeds!"
So what did you all think? Guys? Guys? HEY WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU? *throws smoke bomb, but when the smoke clears he is still there*..Damnit!
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Isobelfox · Post by **Isobelfox** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 10:46 am

My favorite 2 am creation was a play entitled "The Untimely Death Of Captain Bra-Strap" with his sidekick, Wedgie Bear. it was a huge hit in playwriting class. heh. Really wacky. I owe the title character to my friend Ebo- most of the things he comes up with sound like they originated in the middle of the night on a sugar high.

Doublespeak · Post by **Doublespeak** » Tue May 01, 2001 3:32 am

Blackberry Bushman
Captain Bra-Strap (with his sidekick, Wedgie Bear)
Dark Side Muffin
Cherry Chapstick and Crew
Paulie the Pizza SnackDo I smell Fanfic, well DO I?
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No wait

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tom the Fanboy:
The only other 2 AM food story isn't that spectacular. In high school me and my gaming buddies would often party at my friend charlie's house. He lived a couple blocks from a 7-11 so we'd all hike down there and buy stuff, acting all crazy and hassling the clerk. Our signature move was tofill upthe slurpy cups all the way until no more slurpee would come out. Then, when we took the cup away from the nozzle, the last bit would splurt out of it due to the pressure. We called it the "Sweet taste of overflow." and it became a tradition. It's hard to do it with the new refill cups but it can be done very messily.OH! I just remembered another food tradition!
Every Friday night game we have a tradition that involves chanting to a Nestle Crunch bar. It started when I picked one up from the game shop's snack rack (the highest selling part of the shop) I opend it up and found it had a crack running between the R and the U. It picked up the first piece and noticed that the other piece spelled UNCH. I said it to myself a few times and thought it sounded rather German. So I held up to the guys and said "Hey guys look." then with a thick accent, "Unch, the greatest German chocolate bar in America." It became a weekly ritual to make the proclaimation (sometimes calling it the ONLY bar in America) and chant "Uuuuuuuunch." We had varients too, such as "Crun, the greatest barbarian chocolate bar in America" the white chocolate Unch, "The purest Aryan chocolate bar in America." It's getting hard to get my friends to participate fullynow though. No sense of tradition! Hmph!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ooh! Gaming group traditions!My group had the "Die of Awakening". Any time somebody started to nod off mid-game (we played late at night), we'd chuck a specific D20 at their head to wake them up. Hence, the Die of Awakening.------------------
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Wish · Post by **Wish** » Tue May 01, 2001 10:01 am

It was while slogging through an impossibly borring MUSH RP at about 1 am that I started playing with some of the varrious clutter than 'enlivens' my desk just to stave off brain death. From these horrifying late hours came the Saga of Cherry Chapstick and her boyfriend the Evil White Tiger Figurine. Accompanied by the Nefarious Japanese-English Dictionary of Doom and Cherry's own brother Little Tin of Mints, Jr. They roam the world trying to defeat the Tumbling China Unicorns and end their quest for world peace and kindness to all living creatures. Obviously, this story should be turned into a screenplay and released for national consumption as soon as possible.-Wish
Shut UP, Urga!

Bellebet · Post by **Bellebet** » Tue May 01, 2001 11:05 am

2 AM wierdness, eh? Try this... 
My friends and I were up until 3 am during our Changleing Run/Mayday party a few years ago. Finally, since I was supposed to sleep in the common room, I kicked everyone out, except for one person. (But that's a different story! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">)
Anyway, this person and I were talking and talking and talking until 5 AM. You know. THOSE talks. Finally we ran out of things to say. After a long pause, he says, "Fug." 
After a giggle fit from the two of us, we realized that "Fug" was the exact sound your brain makes at 5 in the morning.
Guess you had to be there. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> 
Bellebet

Wish · Post by **Wish** » Wed May 02, 2001 6:41 am

Hahaha! I have Thief of Time! Hahaha! I am laughing! Look at me laugh and laugh and laugh! I got it for 20 bucks instead of the regular 25 because I am a souless drone in the employee of an evil chain bookstore, but I don't care because I have new Pratchette... IN HARDBACK! Hahaha! Finals cannot hurt me! I have a new book! I'm invincible!!! Hahaha! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">-Wish
Books should be a controled substance. I'm far, far too happy to be legal.

Doublespeak · Post by **Doublespeak** » Wed May 02, 2001 7:36 am

I am just happy that the new book is out, and that someone warned me of this fact. I'll pony up the five bucks in order to keep my soul. Actually, It's just because I's rather kill myself then work in a large chain anything, Barnes and Noble, Stapels, i'd be to broken of a man to fully enjoy Terry's (I call him Terry, because me and him are like this: thats right, nothing) work.

Isobelfox · Post by **Isobelfox** » Wed May 02, 2001 7:40 am

man, that pratchett can really crank 'em out, can't he?

Wish · Post by **Wish** » Wed May 02, 2001 7:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Roscoe Mathieu:
If you were any other wish, I would *kill you* where you stand, first with a sword or three than maybe following up with a nice thick bound edition of the Foundation Trilogy and rounding it off with those nasty playing cards I know how to use.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Umm.. Thanks? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">I'd offer to purchase books for folks at my employee discount rate and send them out to those in need, but I think I'd probably make up the cost in shipping. However, if anyone wants to come down to my bookstore, I'll use my considerable clout (heh.. considerable. Riiiiight) to extend to you the same discount. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">-Wish
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