Next MySTing?

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 2:53 am

I know the next will be "The Matrix", then that'll be it (most likely, anyway), but how about WE do one?I put in my vote for the live-action Street Fighter movie. (that is, if anyone can find a transcript)

Czhorat · Post by **Czhorat** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Blackjack:
I know the next will be "The Matrix", then that'll be it (most likely, anyway), but how about WE do one?I put in my vote for the live-action Street Fighter movie. (that is, if anyone can find a transcript)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Neat idea, but I have almost as little interest in the Street Fighter flick as I did in Pokemon (which is why I didn't add any comments to this Mysting). If we were to do:Star Wars episode IV,
Batman,
The Highlander (this one REALLY begs for it)
Contact
2001
Gattaca
Any Star Trek movieI'd certainly be in!

Nicolas Juzda · Post by **Nicolas Juzda** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 6:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Czhorat:
 Neat idea, but I have almost as little interest in the Street Fighter flick as I did in Pokemon (which is why I didn't add any comments to this Mysting). If we were to do:Star Wars episode IV,
Batman,
The Highlander (this one REALLY begs for it)
Contact
2001
Gattaca
Any Star Trek movieI'd certainly be in!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>There is a fan made MST3K about Star Trek V already out there on video.But I'd definately be in on any of the above flicks!Nicolas

Nicolas Juzda · Post by **Nicolas Juzda** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 7:10 am

It occured to me that 2001 would probably be a bad idea, since so much of the movie is dialogue free.But the others all still sound good.Nicolas

T Campbell · Post by **T Campbell** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 8:53 am

Great idea!Making a transcript was certainly the hardest part of the two Pokemon MiSTings. I'd recommend either startin' with an already-transcripted or scripted film or committing to a whole lot of "pause-rewind."

ZOMBIE USER 1252 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1252** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 9:05 am

Like dialogue-free is an issue. You should have heard me in the theatre during "Cast Away." You should also have heard the guy sitting two seats away from me. He was pretty damn clever, too.I'm personally leaning toward THE MATRIX as well, although I'd like to see what the fans can do with something along the lines of the newest Highlander (don't know if that's what Czhorat was hinting at) or MISSION TO MARS.... although I do recall suggesting a MST of the DOCTOR WHO 1996 TVM with the beautiful and talented Paul McGann (and the ugly and struggling Eric Roberts). Why haven't we started that, T?Oh, right ... because it's my responsibility to get the transcript. I'm on it. *salutes*

Nodrog · Post by **Nodrog** » Thu Jan 11, 2001 10:07 am

Count me in... my nomination: Starship Troopers. The book was so much better.Possible line:Telepath: "It's afraid!"Nodrog: "Oh, great, Dougie Howser's been taking lessons from Deanna Troi."

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 4:50 am

Here's <A HREF="http://www.detonate.net/matrix/" TARGET=_blank>a pretty good Matrix MiSTing</A>...in comic form! It's best if you're familiar with IRC. On the same site they've also got a <A HREF="http://www.detonate.net/wazzup/" TARGET=_blank>Matrix/Wazzup movie</A>.My three favorite bits from it: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
Neo: What do you want from me?
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know why you try to pick up IRC chicks. Why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer listening to MP3s.
Neo: Because I'm a dork?
Trinity: No. You're searching for it, Neo.
Neo: Ops in #nerds?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>/wallops They're in the walls!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>(police cutting the telephone line to the abandoned building)
*** Neo has quit IRC (bldg01.matrix.gov *.freei.net)
*** Apoc has quit IRC (bldg01.matrix.gov *.freei.net)
*** m0rpheus` has quit IRC (bldg01.matrix.gov *.freei.net)
*** Switch has quit IRC (bldg01.matrix.gov *.freei.net)
*** mouse has quit IRC (bldg01.matrix.gov *.freei.net)
*** tr1nity has quit IRC (bldg01.matrix.gov *.freei.net)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>(For those not familiar with IRC, that last one consists of the sort of message you get when two servers in an IRC network disconnect from each other. It's called a netsplit.)------------------
"Truth hides on the other side of a two-way mirror
In countless documents sent straight to the shredder
That might finally give us the whole of the picture
But until the day we decide to dig a little deeper
We know that truth will hide
Under fallen rocks and stones
At the end of a disconnected phone
Down an unmarked street
And buried, deep beneath your feet."
- Asian Dub Foundation, "Truth Hides" from Community Music

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Fri Jan 12, 2001 12:36 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nodrog:
Count me in... my nomination: Starship Troopers. The book was so much better.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I absolutely agree. I loved the book but the movie was a great action flick. I don't know if the mix of psychology and tactics would have made a good (ie successful) movie. But it would have been nice.My friends and I have plenty of jokes about the film as well. Most of which have to do with the "Brain bug".
*
*brain bug drags itself up to the heroes*Tom: Aggghhh!!! It's the female reproductive system gone horrible wrong!!!!*later when the proboscis emerges*Tom: Oh I see, it's just and inside out view.
*We had some others but I'm not typing them here.The films we always planned on doing were Logans Run and the Princess Bride. Consequently each was a different group of friends.------------------
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Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 3:03 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by My name is Kenny:
It would make me happy if, for the Matrix Misting, you display, reference, or somehow involve this picture:
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Heh heh heh
*Morpheus sits in front of Pee Wee*
Take the blue pill, and it's back to stand up comedy. Take the Red Pill, and see how cracked out the Playhouse really is.------------------
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Nicolas Juzda · Post by **Nicolas Juzda** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 5:55 am

Hi,Okay, assuming this idea is going to work and we (that is, the FANS message board regulars) are actually going to do a Misting...I'm sorry to subvert democracy, but I say we just go with Star Wars (Episode IV: A New Hope). The reason for this is that I think everyone has seen it, and also because I found a transcript on-line. It looks accurate enough, but I take no responsibility for errors.
<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/8549/4.txt" TARGET=_blank>http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/8549/4.txt</A> So, what we have to do, I suppose, is each go through it individually and put jokes in. Then we all mail our versions to one of us, who will amalgamate them into one shared Misting.Nicolas

My name is Kenny · Post by **My name is Kenny** » Sat Jan 13, 2001 9:10 am

It would make me happy if, for the Matrix Misting, you display, reference, or somehow involve this picture:
<IMG SRC="http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/pee16.jpg">

Maccabee · Post by **Maccabee** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 2:17 am

It fooled me for a second too. I think the big breakthrough is in the hair -- it's starting to look like individual strands rather than a big plastic headpiece.------------------
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Nodrog · Post by **Nodrog** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 5:29 am

I like the idea of doing Star Wars, a New Hope. Only question is, who would be the misters? Us guys?If so:-opening credits- STAR WARS CHAPTER 4: A NEW HOPENodrog: " 'A new hope' - The unknown subtitle"(Most people in USA have no idea what you meen when you talks about 'A New Hope')

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 8:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nodrog:
I like the idea of doing Star Wars, a New Hope. Only question is, who would be the misters? Us guys?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Totally! OK, I'm definitely in on this one. I'd lose quite a bit of honor and rep if I didn't. Though it'll be hard since I don't have that many private jokes round here.The funniest call out ever was when me and this guy named Scott were watching Empire in our school's chapel.Tom: Hey, anyone else think Yoda looks like Ed McIndoo?
Scott(as Yoda): Mmmm! More color!Heh heh heh..you SO hadta be there.
 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
-opening credits- STAR WARS CHAPTER 4: A NEW HOPE
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Tom: As in "We hope Jar Jar's dead by now!"I got a question though, how much of the draft should we include? Are we going to leave ALL the visuals in or what? I've never hadta WRITE one.I did get some practice tonight while making a bunch of "Joe vs the Volcano" jokes during Castaway.
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T Campbell · Post by **T Campbell** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 11:36 am

So far, this whole idea seems bang on target. I'm just gonna sit back and watch this develop.

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 11:38 am

Well, it looks like it's decided...In the meantime, check this out... <IMG SRC="http://www.pocket-bishonen.com/dex/imag ... kmike2.jpg">

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Sun Jan 14, 2001 11:43 am

Oh, and the greatest bit from that Matrix MiSTing...*Neo looking upwards as the bulky shadow of the helicopter passes over him*
Neo: You can do it, Willy! Be free!------------------
"Truth hides on the other side of a two-way mirror
In countless documents sent straight to the shredder
That might finally give us the whole of the picture
But until the day we decide to dig a little deeper
We know that truth will hide
Under fallen rocks and stones
At the end of a disconnected phone
Down an unmarked street
And buried, deep beneath your feet."
- Asian Dub Foundation, "Truth Hides" from Community Music

Tom the Fanboy · Post by **Tom the Fanboy** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 1:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Blackjack:
Well, it looks like it's decided...In the meantime, check this out... <IMG SRC="http://www.pocket-bishonen.com/dex/imag ... kmike2.jpg"> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>AAAAGH!!!
I saw that site! I read stuff and I couldn't understand enough of it. I wanted to play but...it was girl stuff. I couldn't contact my pal Bob (whose site I found this on) and ask her because I didn't have her Email.Help.....or something.------------------
Tom the Fanboy
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The House of Tee-Moss, home of Billberg University.

Nicolas Juzda · Post by **Nicolas Juzda** » Mon Jan 15, 2001 4:44 am

Hi,Okay, it looks like we have a lot of people who want to do this, so I think it will work.As I understand it, the idea is to do a shared Misting. I think that this is the best way to do it:I've already provided a link to a transcript. I think it's best if we all work off that, as it will make amalgamating them easier. Of course, if anyone wants to watch the movie and comment "live" go ahead, but insert your commentary into that transcript.I hereby volunteer, incidentally, to be the guy who puts it all together. So once you're done e-mail it to me. Does the end of January sound okay as a due date?One last thing: don't feel obliged to Mist EVERY line. We will have more than one person doing this, remember.Nicolas[This message has been edited by Nicolas Juzda (edited 01-15-2001).]