<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Adrian:
<B>Ben wouldn't be the ideal one to deal with Drezzo. Imagine his reaction when he starts chatting up the cute kitten, only to look over at the counter and see Lily glaring at him, and reaching for the phone... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin ... CKQUOTE><P>
Hm. The only reason I could see for her reaching for the phone at that point would be to place it in a location where Drezzo would have to have it surgicly removed.
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David Adrian
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Oh, no, Wolffur. Lily and that phone have already proven themselves <I>far</I> more dangerous to Drezzo and his ego than an entire football team of chainsaw-wielding psychos. Why, just the sight of her picking up that handset ought to induce in him a case of spontaneous albinism, followed by a rapid bolt for <I>terra incognita.</I> <P>In fact, <I>that</I> would be the ideal time for him to run into Ben - literally. Can you picture it? Ben picking the rat up and dusting him off, saying "Why, Drezzo! What's the rush?" - while Drezzo tries to squirm past him, muttering "Sorry man! Gotta go! Got an appointment in... um... Algeria! Yeah! Algeria..."