Floor buffers

[Archae99]

When I worked in "maintenance" (fancy word for janitor) I nver had the trouple Rico is having with a floor buffer.
(Being 6 feet tall helps a lot.) <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>But we used to play with it, sitting on the motor and spinning. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>Could only spin a few times before the cord tangled up, though! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Anybody else do that?

[David Adrian]

Nah, the only time I ever did anything like that, it was with the big zamboni-type buffer.<P>But something occured to me. Weights wouldn't help much, but someone oughta get that chihuahua a cowboy hat and a saddle...

[Jamie Jalecki]

Boy, these guys sure got the work. Good luck for Rico on getting that buffer adjusted, maybe.<P>It makes me wonder if The Boss is a serious perfectionist at *inept* times like these. Consider the following:<P>[Taken from one scene in The 3 Stooges episode "Micro-Phonies" (1945), as the nyuks are supposed be fixing a radiator:]
(*The Stooges stop kissing after watching Alice VanDoren sing "The Voices Of Spring"*)
Moe: "Oh hiya, Boss, I was just starting to..."
Boss: "I know, I know. Look, there's a radiator, and look there's a piece of pipe. But the radiator ain't no good unless it's connected with the pipe. Not one iddy-iddy-biddy good. YOU JUGHEADS, GET BUSY AND FINISH THIS JOB!"
Moe: "We ain't got enough stuff."
Boss: "WELL GO GET IT!"