Nip's Re-entry

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Landing on the buffet...<P>Gives new meaning to the term "an ear of corn....."<P>J (ducking and covering) T

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"Turn the key on my mark...three, two, one, <I>mark</I>. We have launch commit on the tuna caserole...and...<B>we have launch!!</B>"<P>J (serious weapon time) T

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-Grabs a napkin, folds it into a sling, and chooses a platter of hot, sticky, barbeque chicken "buffalo wings"... Then, instead of slinging wings, he sits down and starts eating.<P>"Hey, this stuff is too good to waste!"<P>A local farmer's wife, who'd spent all day making food for the dance, nods once and assumes a less threatening stance...

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Hey, just be glad this ain't down on the Gulf Coast - gumbo makes a truly <I>dangerous</I> weapon. Besides, someone might starts chuckin' crustaceans... those little crabs make <I>wicked</I> throwing stars...

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*wings a medium-sized quantity of potato salad at jt, then runs for her life before he finds the jello salad*

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Potato salad? Jello salad? What are you guys, Lutherans? <P>*Hefts a pan of mac and cheese and looks around thoughtfully*<p>[This message has been edited by mothspiral (edited 01-28-2002).]

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Well, Nip's trip to the buffet table DID begin with a serving of punch.

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*hucks a handful of green bean casserole at WolfFur*<P>You have the audacity to say 'Ouch' to Elliot's pun then make one of your own that is even worse. Tsk, tsk.<P>This has been a special night for Nip; he did say he was shooting for the moon (and just about made it, too). Of course now he is truly Gussied up.<P>*wipes his hands, turns around and immediately throws his arms up in front of himself*<P><B>Not the Palenta!</B>

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