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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B> I've heard like 3 or 4 differant interpatations of what Raiden says (like Ponta mentioned, he's hard to understand a lot of the time), so I just picked the one I thought was the funniest. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>The ever-growing SNK quote mix sigline: "I'll dance on the brain of anyone who can't escape extending my house with your long death, but hey I'm a punk rocker, and I fight for justice!"<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>I personally think he's saying "I'll dance on your brain.", but dazzle is pretty funny, too. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>And now, a few more questions:<P>Shingo Yabuki: Why wasn't I in Capcom vs. SNK?<P>Son Son: Whywasn'tIinSNKvsCapcom? COFFEEEEEEEEE!!<P>Cable: *sniffles* Why does everyone hate me so?<P>Big Cheese: Who called my nose a banana?

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Sam: I miss my gun.<P>Goomba: *squash*<P>Robbie: WOF!<P>Felicia: Mew?<P>Shaggy: Man, why am I like so hungry all the time?<P>Blue Mary: *points finger at JIrish and acts like she shoots him* Ba doom!<P>Terry: Burn Knuckles!<P>Mai: Me bouncy!<P>Yuri: Why does everyone like Mia so much? I think she is soooooooooooooooooooooo annoying! Also why does Ryo treat me like a kid all the time?<P>Robert: If I'm Italian why is my last name Garcia?! And why the hell do I speak fluent Japanese?!<P>Dan Hibiki: Why don't I get any respect?! I'm just like that Dangerfeild guy?!<P>Yamcha: Same question as above.<P>------------------
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Ralf Jones: When will SNK program sound effects so I don't have to do them myself?<P>Sie Kensou: When will someone on my team learn the Heimliech maneuver?<P>Ponta-kun: Nyu?<P>Ri Kohran: Why is this little blonde girl following me around?<P>Dee Dee: Ooooo! What does this button do?!

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Raiden: I will dazzle your brain! I am Raiden!<P>Ryo: Ora ora!<P>Terry: Hey you!<P>Chun Li: Okay!<P>Guile: Sonic-a Boomu!<P>Geese: Prepare for Death!<P><P>------------------
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Sasami: Ain't I cuter than Ryoko and Ayeka?<P>Mario: Okey Dokay!<P>Meowth: Meowth, that's right!<P>Lum: Why doesn't Atura chase after other women when he has me, et ja?<P>Robbie: Wof!<P>Yamcha: Mmmmm.... Lum.<P>Felcia: MEOW!<P>Chun-Li: Why did Ibuki call me thunder thighs?!<P>Ibuki: What do you think of my ninja skills?!<P>Iori: Mmmm.... kitty.<P>Poly: Huh?<P>Mega Man: Tornado holdo!<P>------------------
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Poly: Why do all the guys like Lucille and not me?<P>Speedy: Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?<P>Cham Cham: Got a bananna?<P>Galford: That was a close one. Eh, JIrish?<P>Son Son: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Shizamaru: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Pinky: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Rio: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Amigo: Why are the marraccas for my game so damn expensive?!<P><P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ponta-kun:
<B> The ever-growing SNK quote mix sigline: "I'll dance on the brain of anyone who can't escape extending my house with your long death, but hey I'm a punk rocker, and I fight for justice!"<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>I personally think he's saying "I'll dance on your brain.", but dazzle is pretty funny, too. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>And now, a few more questions:<P>Shingo Yabuki: Why wasn't I in Capcom vs. SNK?<P>Son Son: Whywasn'tIinSNKvsCapcom? COFFEEEEEEEEE!!<P>Cable: *sniffles* Why does everyone hate me so?<P>Big Cheese: Who called my nose a banana?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*cracks knuckles*<P>To Shingo: Blame Kyo.<P>To Son Son: I, personally, don't think you really fit the "non-super crazy" style of the game. If they ever put in the Metal SLug characters and Magical Drop cast (were they SNK?), though, you should get a call.<P>To Cable: It's so sad, seeing a militant telekinetic cry. But, to answer your question, your tactics are too easliy abused.<P>To Big Cheese: Not me, having never seen you before in my life.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B>Poly: Why do all the guys like Lucille and not me?<P>Speedy: Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?<P>Cham Cham: Got a bananna?<P>Galford: That was a close one. Eh, JIrish?<P>Son Son: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Shizamaru: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Pinky: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Rio: Am I a guy or girl?<P>Amigo: Why are the marraccas for my game so damn expensive?!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>To Polly: *shrugs*<P>To Cham Cham: *tosses her a bananna*<P>To Galford: Not really. All I did was toss a bananna.<P>To Son Son, Shizamaru, Pinky and Rio: Girl, guy, depends, and don't know.<P>To Amigo: Because Sega knows people will shell out the big $$$ to get the full experiance.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JIrish:
<B>To Son Son: I, personally, don't think you really fit the "non-super crazy" style of the game. If they ever put in the Metal SLug characters and Magical Drop cast (were they SNK?), though, you should get a call.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> MAgical Drop is by Data East, not SNK.<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sakuya:
<B>Princess Violet: Wher is Prisoner Island anyway? And you better answer my question or I'll send you there!<P>Chun Li: Why does Yamcha keep talking about and staring at my butt?<P>Ayeka & Ryoko: Which of us should Tenchi choose?<P>Ranma: Why is it that whenever I'm out in the rain I change, but snow never seems to affect my curse? It is frozen water, after all.<P>Kiyone: Why am I stuck with Mihoshi as a partner?<P>Usagi (or Serena from Sailor Moon): Got any food on ya?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>To Princess Violet: It's just accross from the local Dairy Queen.<P>To Chun Li: *ahem* He's an Ass-Man!<P>To Ayeka & Ryoko: Umm... can I declare diplomatic immunity before answering this question?<P>To Ramna: I guess it's hardly enough moisture to do the trick.<P>To Kiyone: Don't you know? Police departments take personality profiles, and match them with your complete and total opposite.<P>To Usagi: *Tosses her an orange.*

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JIrish:
<B> To Chun Li: *ahem* He's an Ass-Man!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Chun Li: Really? Always thought he was a breast man. *shrug*<P><B> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
To Ayeka & Ryoko: Umm... can I declare diplomatic immunity before answering this question?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Ayeka: Yes, you certainly may.
Ryoko: But answer us already, dammit!!<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sakuya:
<B> Chun Li: Really? Always thought he was a breast man. *shrug*
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> Actually, J's right. Why else would I not be attracted to Mai (no offense, Spira). I be a ass and thighs man, and I like it that way <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B> Actually, J's right. Why else would I not be attracted to Mai (no offense, Spira). I be a ass and thighs man, and I like it that way <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin ... OTE><P>*is confused*
*is trying to figure out what this says about her*
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BTW J, I think you forgot to anser my second set of questions above.<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sakuya:
<B> *is confused*
*is trying to figure out what this says about her*
*facefaults*
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> Too much B, not enough A.<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B> Too much B, not enough A.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*glares at Yamcha* Thanks so much for clearing that up. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/rolleyes.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"> I'd rather be top heavy than have a fat ass.<P><P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B>Sasami: Ain't I cuter than Ryoko and Ayeka?<P>Mario: Okey Dokay!<P>Meowth: Meowth, that's right!<P>Lum: Why doesn't Atura chase after other women when he has me, et ja?<P>Robbie: Wof!<P>Yamcha: Mmmmm.... Lum.<P>Felcia: MEOW!<P>Chun-Li: Why did Ibuki call me thunder thighs?!<P>Ibuki: What do you think of my ninja skills?!<P>Iori: Mmmm.... kitty.<P>Poly: Huh?<P>Mega Man: Tornado holdo!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Y'know, a lot of these are hardly what I'd call questions...<P>To Sasami: Yes, easily.<P>To Mario: (I'm really running out of cleaver comments)<P>To Meowth: (see above)<P>To Lum: Beats me.<P>To Robbie: Here, chew on this. *tosses him a chew toy.*<P>To Yamcha: Predictible.<P>To Felicia: Oh, cripe, it's time to change her litter.<P>To Chun Li: Hey, don't complain. At least she isn't calling you "amazing ass!"<P>To Ibuki: Considering you're in the room, and I can't see you, I'm impressed.<P>To Iori: Uh-oh, this can't be good.<P>To Polly: RUN, POLLY!<P>To Mega Man: I thought that was "Hold-o."<P>(guys, I'm running out of answers, it might be a good idea to lay off this for a while)

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B> BTW J, I think you forgot to anser my second set of questions above.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I was on the phone w/ my parents.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sakuya:
<B> Ayeka: Yes, you certainly may.
Ryoko: But answer us already, dammit!!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Ok, I hereby declare diplomatic immunity, meaning NEITHER OF YOU CAN HURT ME ONCE I'VE ANSWERED THIS QUESTION, UNDERSTAND?<P>And Ryoko's my answer.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JIrish:
<B> Ok, I hereby declare diplomatic immunity, meaning NEITHER OF YOU CAN HURT ME ONCE I'VE ANSWERED THIS QUESTION, UNDERSTAND?<P>And Ryoko's my answer.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Ayeka: *her guardian block things start to appear, but she begins to calm and they disappear* *ahem* Very well then....<P>Ryoko: Ha ha! *wraps her arms around J-chan* My kinda guy. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>(I really can't say which I like better of those 2, but my favorite girl from Tenchi Muyo! is Kiyone.)<P>------------------
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