Little Things We May All Relate To

[spoonyliger]

Like when you take a giant booger out of your nose with your bare fingers and the thought of how disgusting that was, being overpowered by the great feeling it is to be able to breathe freely out of you left nostril again... and then you remember you have to go clean that booger off your fingers, !

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

oh, my. /georgetakei



I have a headache, but I want to eat a sugary treat. Decisions, decisions.

[McDuffies]

If I sqeeze soap too hard, it may end up riquosheting across the bathroom, and of course it always ends up in a toilet. Why toilet? What are the actual odds?

[MariaAndMichelle]

65,729,385:1.

[Dutch!]

Like when you take a giant booger out of your nose with your bare fingers and the thought of how disgusting that was, being overpowered by the great feeling it is to be able to breathe freely out of you left nostril again... and then you remember you have to go clean that booger off your fingers, !

You, my friend, need to be introduced to what we down here in Australia call the 'Bushman's Hanky'.

In short, you put one finger over the free nostril to block it, and then blow out as hard as you can through the blocked one, firing that little offending snot projectile out of your blocked nostril and to the ground at a nice rate of knots.

Best bit... no cleaning your hands afterwards!

[spoonyliger]

Why toilet? What are the actual odds?

"It's like one in a fucking million! It's not even fucking, remotely imaginable!"
- Onyxia Wipe Animation, YouTube

In short, you put one finger over the free nostril to block it, and then blow out as hard as you can through the blocked one, firing that little offending snot projectile out of your blocked nostril and to the ground at a nice rate of knots.

Oh, man! I had a friend who did that as we were passing by a fair! That thing came shooting out of his nose, I thought it was gonna ricochet and hit someone in the face! I swear!