Time for a Revolution!!

[Laemkral]

I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed.

There's a revolution IN my pants. All the women are invited.

I heard that about you...

Do you want to go to the pants party?

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Do you want to go to the parts panty?

Ewww who wants a panty made of unspecified "parts?"

[Bustertheclown]

My campaign motto is: "If you ain't here, you ain't canon!" Change is in the air folks, the long gone legacies of people who haven't posted in a while shall be shattered and a new age shall rise up! Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!
The revolution is here, it is violent, it might even make me try to draw something in GIMP or take a picture or two. I don't ask that you join my side (JOIN MY SIDE DAMN IT!), I merely ask that you join in!
Campaigning begins now, and as soon as I figure out how we can do voting in an apparently fair and impartial matter (Admins, I am willing to pay bribes) then we shall commence with the electing.

Anyone who joins up, and makes their very first post a to throw their hat into the political ring, using the exact words of coup that were written by the very man who has been eyeballing for years the power that President of CG holds, and then tries to sell me fake brand watches, frankly, seems like they might be the right person for the job.

We may have a dark horse candidate on our hands.

[McDuffies]

That's the most weirdly appropriate spam I've ever seen, I don't even know whether to erase it.

[IVstudios]

All hail xiaqinghua1989, our new spam overloard!

[Laemkral]

I'LL KILL THAT PLAGIARIZING SON OF A BITCH!!! I AM THE REVOLUTIONARY, NOT THEM!!! I find this most disturbing, that they are trying to copy me while selling watches. I'm a ruthless, wanna-be military dictator, prone to leading random armies on random expeditions of conquest. If the masses do not fear me enough to respect me, and are brazen enough to actually mock me or imitate me, then I am a horrible dictator indeed.

*shoots Linkara* There, that random act of violence should reinforce that I am violent and prone to executing my enemies or random passers-by. HEED THIS WARNING OR FACE THE EXECUTION SQUAD!!! Once I'm elected that is...

[Risky]

I'LL KILL THAT PLAGIARIZING SON OF A BITCH!!! I AM THE REVOLUTIONARY, NOT THEM!!! I find this most disturbing, that they are trying to copy me while selling watches. I'm a ruthless, wanna-be military dictator, prone to leading random armies on random expeditions of conquest. If the masses do not fear me enough to respect me, and are brazen enough to actually mock me or imitate me, then I am a horrible dictator indeed.

*shoots Linkara* There, that random act of violence should reinforce that I am violent and prone to executing my enemies or random passers-by. HEED THIS WARNING OR FACE THE EXECUTION SQUAD!!! Once I'm elected that is...

Er... according to your manifesto, is Linkara even canon?

[Bustertheclown]

I'LL KILL THAT PLAGIARIZING SON OF A BITCH!!! I AM THE REVOLUTIONARY, NOT THEM!!! I find this most disturbing, that they are trying to copy me while selling watches. I'm a ruthless, wanna-be military dictator, prone to leading random armies on random expeditions of conquest. If the masses do not fear me enough to respect me, and are brazen enough to actually mock me or imitate me, then I am a horrible dictator indeed.

*shoots Linkara* There, that random act of violence should reinforce that I am violent and prone to executing my enemies or random passers-by. HEED THIS WARNING OR FACE THE EXECUTION SQUAD!!! Once I'm elected that is...

Er... according to your manifesto, is Linkara even canon?

He's a member of the press. This is a surgical strike, taking out the media, in order to better control the people, and keep his coup moving on track. Very clever, Laem.

[Ahaugen]

I'LL KILL THAT PLAGIARIZING SON OF A BITCH!!! I AM THE REVOLUTIONARY, NOT THEM!!! I find this most disturbing, that they are trying to copy me while selling watches. I'm a ruthless, wanna-be military dictator, prone to leading random armies on random expeditions of conquest. If the masses do not fear me enough to respect me, and are brazen enough to actually mock me or imitate me, then I am a horrible dictator indeed.

*shoots Linkara* There, that random act of violence should reinforce that I am violent and prone to executing my enemies or random passers-by. HEED THIS WARNING OR FACE THE EXECUTION SQUAD!!! Once I'm elected that is...

Er... according to your manifesto, is Linkara even canon?

He's a member of the press. This is a surgical strike, taking out the media, in order to better control the people, and keep his coup moving on track. Very clever, Laem.

he sure as hell wasn't employed by my paper, which you may remember has come out in support of the wonderful Junta that Laem wishes to lead

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

junta is the best word in the thread.

[McDuffies]

That's because noone said franga yet.

[Laemkral]

I'LL KILL THAT PLAGIARIZING SON OF A BITCH!!! I AM THE REVOLUTIONARY, NOT THEM!!! I find this most disturbing, that they are trying to copy me while selling watches. I'm a ruthless, wanna-be military dictator, prone to leading random armies on random expeditions of conquest. If the masses do not fear me enough to respect me, and are brazen enough to actually mock me or imitate me, then I am a horrible dictator indeed.

*shoots Linkara* There, that random act of violence should reinforce that I am violent and prone to executing my enemies or random passers-by. HEED THIS WARNING OR FACE THE EXECUTION SQUAD!!! Once I'm elected that is...

Er... according to your manifesto, is Linkara even canon?

He posted in his forum yesterday, so he's like one of those minor characters that exists in the canon but hasn't really been seen in about ten years. That and the whole "clones" thing is tied in to my own character's past participation in a jam, so I'm keeping him alive. Except for the part where I just shot him dead.

You know what I mean. *loads golden AK-47* Right?

[McDuffies]

*shoots Brubaker*

[Ahaugen]

*shoots Brubaker*

yaaaaay!!

[Phact0rri]

*shoots Brubaker*

War kills loads of people.

[IVstudios]

Not anymore he doesn't

[Phact0rri]

Not anymore he doesn't

silly man I think you totally missed the conversation a few posts up.

[Laemkral]

Not anymore he doesn't

silly man I think you totally missed the conversation a few posts up.

Did I become War and no one notified me?

[Phact0rri]

I was mentioning keeping people who are no longer posting or anything still a member of the community through the whole time line continuity business. Like Brubaker.

How I shot webz?

[Laemkral]

I was mentioning keeping people who are no longer posting or anything still a member of the community through the whole time line continuity business. Like Brubaker.

How I shot webz?

*shoots Phact*

How's that for continuity?