Furry Porn Thread (NSFW)

[Cope]

So then, what's this other comic? CTRL+ALT+DEL? Hathor the Cow Goddess? Um... MegaTokyo? Unicorn Jelly? Boston and Shaun?

I think mcDuffies meant Pupkin.

Wiat, I mean P*****! I meant to say P*****!!

[McDuffies]

It's this one.

[Bustertheclown]

Oh! The answer was staring me square in the face this whole time! I feel foolish. The incomparable Sonichu, by the immortal Christian Weston Chandler!

Both CWC and MSP have something in common, in that they both have remarkably larger page counts to their comics than I do. I feel conflicted about this. Perhaps I should stop caring about what my comics look like, or whether they make any sense at all, and just churn that shit out, so as to get all the boyfriendless girls and CG ad revenues.

Yes, perhaps I should....

what is Hathor?

Your life will never be the same again.

[Cope]

Both CWC and MSP have something in common, in that they both have remarkably larger page counts to their comics than I do.

I thought you were going to say they both have wild delusions about the size of their fanbases.

[McDuffies]

Both CWC and MSP have something in common, in that they both have remarkably larger page counts to their comics than I do. I feel conflicted about this. Perhaps I should stop caring about what my comics look like, or whether they make any sense at all, and just churn that shit out, so as to get all the boyfriendless girls and CG ad revenues.

What they have in common is, something is wrong with them, mind you not in the same amount. On top of my head I can recall several previous posters on CG who were just as weird as MSP is, after all internet does unleash the dark side of people, and what might look merely as egocentrism in real life, can turn into full blown deranged internet persona. It's up to anyone to decide whether he thinks the real-life or internet version is the genuine one.
Msp has some potential to be an internet celebrity, but does he have a longetivity, hmmm? Or would people get bored of his hijinks soon? It's possible that some of his 87 twitter fans are trolls, though they may be genuine for all I know.
Noone would be happier than me if people like you were getting to be internet celebrities instead of people like them, but that's internet for you, disabilities are much more popular than abilities. Think about this though, for all the pageviews, attention and sacrificing of his privacy, cwc's never earned a dime of his internet popularity.

I thought you were going to say they both have wild delusions about the size of their fanbases.

Cwc apparently has a very huge fanbase. Just not the kind that he thinks.

Your life will never be the same again.

What about Shredded Moose? The elusive comic that more people have heard about than seen? Seeing as it's nowhere to be found on internet, we can only listen to the legends about it's badness.

[Cope]

I thought you were going to say they both have wild delusions about the size of their fanbases.

Cwc apparently has a very huge fanbase. Just not the kind that he thinks.

CWC is pretty e-infamous, so he's at least widely-known as far as that goes. MSP, on the other hand, is just a nobody among nobodies.

Your life will never be the same again.

What about Shredded Moose? The elusive comic that more people have heard about than seen? Seeing as it's nowhere to be found on internet, we can only listen to the legends about it's badness.

Having actually seen Shredded Moose before it vanished into the mists of time, I can affirm that the legends are true.

[McDuffies]

That only makes me more curious. Did noone save pages of that comic?

[ChaosBurnFlame]

So when do I get my penny-and-a-half I've generated?

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<.<
...I may have exaggerated that figure by about a penny-and-a-third.

Interesting note: A half a penny is called a ha'penny.

[STrRedWolf]

Having actually seen Shredded Moose before it vanished into the mists of time, I can affirm that the legends are true.

Was that on CG?

[Cope]

Nope.

[IVstudios]

There used to be some pages on "Your webcomic is bad and you should feel bad." But that doesn't seem to exist anymore either.

[Cope]

In further Isaac M Baranoff Is Fucking Insane news, our favourite ruler of the underground has now decided he has a vendetta against some cute raccoon comic. He is the gift that keeps on giving

[ChaosBurnFlame]

In further Isaac M Baranoff Is Fucking Insane news, our favourite ruler of the underground has now decided he has a vendetta against some cute raccoon comic. He is the gift that keeps on giving

Aww, that comic looks so cute!!!

So he hates that smackjeeves advertised it? Oh boy, that mean he's gonna post on their forum

[Spaceprincess]

In further Isaac M Baranoff Is Fucking Insane news, our favourite ruler of the underground has now decided he has a vendetta against some cute raccoon comic. He is the gift that keeps on giving

that comic looks really cool, I bookmarked it. thanks Isaac

I got a response from DA

Your Problem Content Violation Report on Constipated Grannies was reviewed by a member of the staff and action was taken, marking the report as Invalid.

Additionally, the following comment was provided:

Thank you for attempting to bring this deviation to the attention of the staff.

Unfortunately this deviation does not meet the current definition for "Hate Art".

It is important to remember that actual "Hate Art" expresses clearly racist ideals, such as the genocide or enslavement of a certain race or class of people.

A work which simply expresses a dislike or negative opinion for a subject is not "Hate Art" regardless of how strong that opinion might be expressed, neither are deviations which you simply find offensive because the beliefs or opinions are the opposite of your own.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Hey you guys. I feel kinda weird. I actually dreamed last night that I went and looked at this guys comic. Now I haven't looked at it at all, don't really care to increase his impressive pageviews, but in my dream it was a really stupid comic. It was like, really average line art with no backgrounds and then some accompanying caption or comment that was like... okay, I think I know how to explain it- Do you ever think of a joke or something to put in your comic, so you write it down, and then later when you go to actually draw it you think "Wait, this isn't funny after all, in fact it's very convoluted and barely makes sense" so you decide to scrap the idea? The captions were like if he kept continually having those moments but just drawing the comics out anyway. Like it would read "Sometimes a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do" while the image was of the character getting out of bed or something. And in the dream I was very unimpressed.

To anyone that had already looked at the guy's stuff- was my dream accurate?? I was really freaked out this morning. I fucking dreamed about the forum. I fucking dreamed about reading someone's mediocre comic.

[Bustertheclown]

Hey you guys. I feel kinda weird. I actually dreamed last night that I went and looked at this guys comic. Now I haven't looked at it at all, don't really care to increase his impressive pageviews, but in my dream it was a really stupid comic. It was like, really average line art with no backgrounds and then some accompanying caption or comment that was like... okay, I think I know how to explain it- Do you ever think of a joke or something to put in your comic, so you write it down, and then later when you go to actually draw it you think "Wait, this isn't funny after all, in fact it's very convoluted and barely makes sense" so you decide to scrap the idea? The captions were like if he kept continually having those moments but just drawing the comics out anyway. Like it would read "Sometimes a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do" while the image was of the character getting out of bed or something. And in the dream I was very unimpressed.

To anyone that had already looked at the guy's stuff- was my dream accurate?? I was really freaked out this morning. I fucking dreamed about the forum. I fucking dreamed about reading someone's mediocre comic.

Fairly accurate, except it's a multipanel affair, and there's more juggaloisms, profanity, and sexual situations involved.

[McDuffies]

In further Isaac M Baranoff Is Fucking Insane news, our favourite ruler of the underground has now decided he has a vendetta against some cute raccoon comic. He is the gift that keeps on giving

Aww, that comic looks so cute!!!

So he hates that smackjeeves advertised it? Oh boy, that mean he's gonna post on their forum

I've read that comic.
Impressive, it took him a single day on a new server to start making trouble.

What everyone thinks of "Sandra and Woo", but is afraid to say.

Why would anyone be afraid to say anything about Sandra and Woo? Are it's creators so powerful that they can track you over the internet if you say something bad about them?

To anyone that had already looked at the guy's stuff- was my dream accurate??

Actually very accurate.

[MariaAndMichelle]

You must be the Forum Prophet. It was said you would come.

[Risky]

In further Isaac M Baranoff Is Fucking Insane news, our favourite ruler of the underground has now decided he has a vendetta against some cute raccoon comic.

Eh, looks cute, but I'm not going to read it with dialog like that, needs moar bewbs too.

[Laemkral]

If I were actually registered at any of these places (I don't even have a Twitter account), I'd be stalking him with comments reminding him that no one cares.