Just Ask Joe

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Psiogen:
If God exists, how can you explain "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>If there is a God there must also be a Satan.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
will you do my homework for me?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I would, but... Wait. No I wouldn't. I don't even do my own homework.Incidentaly, what grade are you going into?
HEY WAIT! YOU GUYS ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:43 am

What's the difference between an orange?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 2:47 am

Junior? OH HO HO... I'm a senior. So...
Uhh... There...LOOK OUT! KILLER BREAKFAST CUBES!

Yamcha Hibiki · Post by **Yamcha Hibiki** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 3:24 am

What would happen if I used a temporal displacement beam to change James Wilkes Booth's gun into a rubber pig so he couldn't kill Abraham Lincoln?------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
 What would happen if I used a temporal displacement beam to change James Wilkes Booth's gun into a rubber pig so he couldn't kill Abraham Lincoln?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Abe would get beaten to death with the rubber pig, and history really wouldn't change.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 10:35 am

this year i'm a highschool juniormaking me one of the youngest people on keenspace. whoo. But I'll ask the questions here!------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Yamcha Hibiki · Post by **Yamcha Hibiki** » Tue Aug 28, 2001 11:33 am

My mom makes me eat breakfast cubes. I hate them. I HATE THEM SO MUCH!------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 1:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
 Um... how about if I changed the bullet that hit JFK into a rubber pig?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>If you changed all three bullets then he wouldn't have gotten killed, and right now Earth would be in a state of peace and love, untill Febuary 7th of 2873, when somebody spills punch on another man's wife, and a fight breaks loose that causes the end of the world, as we know it.

Yamcha Hibiki · Post by **Yamcha Hibiki** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 1:55 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
 If you changed all three bullets then he wouldn't have gotten killed, and right now Earth would be in a state of peace and love, untill Febuary 7th of 2873, when somebody spills punch on another man's wife, and a fight breaks loose that causes the end of the world, as we know it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow, how'd you become so wise, Joe?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 2:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
 Wow, how'd you become so wise, Joe?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I have a large brain, I guess.

Yamcha Hibiki · Post by **Yamcha Hibiki** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 5:37 am

If I used the temporal displacement beam to change Scott Kurtz's mother into a giant squid right before his conception, what would happen?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 10:13 am

Scott would be half squid of course.And he'd build an aquatic wonderland....but everything else would be the same.

Yamcha Hibiki · Post by **Yamcha Hibiki** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 11:25 am

Um... how about if I changed the bullet that hit JFK into a rubber pig?------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 1:13 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by frodoelf:
I have a question for Joe: So the guy that won the powerball jackpot is an ex-can. What do you think this says about our prison reform system? Do you think the prisoners will get big-headed and run out to buy lottery tickets once they get released? Do I look fat in these jeans?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I think if your reform system can turn cans into people, then it's pretty darn spiffy.
Prisoners are a superstitous, cowardly lot. So they would buy the tickets, unless somebody frightend them off with a fake spider or something.
And it's not the jeans that make you look fat. It's your head.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 3:58 am

if you're rolling down an ocean on a jetski and the wheel comes off, does it still take the same number of pancakes to cover a doghouse?------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 4:34 am

i was just about to ask if i look fat in these pants... there goes that question!dear joe, would canada explode if i visited it? is it safe?

Frodoelf · Post by **Frodoelf** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 5:46 am

I have a question for Joe: So the guy that won the powerball jackpot is an ex-can. What do you think this says about our prison reform system? Do you think the prisoners will get big-headed and run out to buy lottery tickets once they get released? Do I look fat in these jeans?------------------
----Frodo
<A HREF="http://www.thenecronomicon.net" TARGET=_blank>The Necronomicon</A>"It changes color when it dries! It never stays! I HAVE TO KEEP THE WALL WET!!!"

Rabidazell · Post by **Rabidazell** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 7:50 am

Joe: Why the platypus?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 9:47 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
if you're rolling down an ocean on a jetski and the wheel comes off, does it still take the same number of pancakes to cover a doghouse?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sure, but only if the fish sticks sit on top of the balloon animals without spilling dead gophers.