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Post by Halo299 »

ok, long story short.

lately it seems like i have spent a lot of time doing my GF in the butt.

at first she was against the very idea, but is starting to change her mind W00t

but the thing is. she says that afterward she has really bad cramps in her belly, sometimes she says they will last for days.

she is not the first girl that has told me about this and a couple of my friends have mentioned the same thing with thier GFs.

but this isn't something i've ever found any information about.

is there any reason that all these girls are saying the same thing?
if so, what is causing it?

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You could ask at Tristan Taormino's site Pucker Up. She is one of the foremost gurus of sex oop shitter.
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in my experience, the presence/absence of cramps post-pooper is primarily an angle of entry issue. try some different positions, ones that arch the back are a real doozy for fucking over any length of time.
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Maybe your dick is too big/wide? :-?
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Post by Halo299 »

Unholy wrote:Maybe your dick is too big/wide? :-?
i thought that at first too :D

but no, it isn't that her butt is hurting afterwords, it is her stomach.

that angle of entry thing sounds like it might be helpful though

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I would be tempted to say gas, but I have no evidence for that.
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Well it could be something in her intestines.
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xnapalmxmorningx wrote:Well it could be something in her intestines.
In which case your penis is definatly too long, take shorter strokes. :lol:
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Post by Honor »

outside bet... but could be cryptosporidiosis...? Particularly if she blows you first. But I would expect some incubation time in that case.

What is your length and her height and weight? And how vigorous is your... activity? Could be just plain old physical trauma.
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Honor wrote:outside bet... but could be cryptosporidiosis...? Particularly if she blows you first. But I would expect some incubation time in that case.
The fact that several partners have had the same complaint and that it happens so soon afterwards argues against. If it persists a visit to the doctor might be in order. Don't worry. They've seem it all before. And by "it" I mean shit you wouldn't dream of in your wildest flights of fancy.
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Make sure she uses the bathroom about an hour prior, that should help a bit.
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firstly, I'd like to express my jealousy.

secondly, it sounds like you're pushing air into her (along the lines of squiddie's thing)

also, vigorousness/angle, does make a difference
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Yeah I'd say it's either not emptying out beforehand or pushing the air into her. Or a combination of both. Though I've never done anal (yet ;) ) I've used my vibe for assturbation and it does cause discomfort if the bathroom hasn't been visited recently. Just make sure she shits before and then report back to us to see if that helps.
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Could very well be a full stomach.

Not that I'm claiming experience in this area....just that ummm... if I were to get plowed from behind in the manner you are discribing, on a full stomach, it would umm.... theoretically cause the ab pains exactly as you're discribing. [full stomach, or having just drank a bunch of water of something else]

Okay, in all honesty, in my experience, thats exactly whats causing it, though of course discomfort can be caused by other things. The feeling is roughly similar to drinking a huge cup of water, and then doing situps. Its most intense in the center down at about right around the belly button, and goes out to the sides slightly up right around where the rib cage ends, and its a tense discomfort [not really a 'pain' so to speak].

If its that, then its having recently eaten/drank something.

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Yaaaaay! Newcomer who likes to take it up the butt!! <3!!!! *welcome rapes!!!*
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awkwardschoolgirl wrote:*welcome rapes!!!*
Oh, but you can’t rape the willing, but don’t let something like that discourage you from trying. Thanks for the welcoming though (pretty sure thats a welcoming).

Suppose I could pretend to resist if thats what does it for ya, but pretty sure the giggling would give it away.

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Drigovas wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:*welcome rapes!!!*
Oh, but you can’t rape the willing, but don’t let something like that discourage you from trying. Thanks for the welcoming though (pretty sure thats a welcoming).

Suppose I could pretend to resist if thats what does it for ya, but pretty sure the giggling would give it away.
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Speak for yourself! Sex without giggling, for me at least, is like Squiddy without cephalopods.
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awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Speak for yourself! Sex without giggling, for me at least, is like Squiddy without cephalopods.
Horrifying!
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Yay for giggling buttsex! :D
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