Alter Egos V

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Postby PieceOfSkunk on Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:08 am

Nutcracker wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Ask him why he fall asleep then. Image

*smacks PieceOfSkunk* Now we have to go to the lingerie store.


If we must... :)
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Postby CaptainClaude on Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:24 am

Nutcracker wrote:I'm just defending him.
*puts ryclaude on the desk* now my new room looks a bit better

*removes ryclaude's clothes* now it's artistic! I'll bring other girls and show them.


RA wrote:*snarls at nutcracker*

*takes claude back to her room*

quit stealin him outta my room. You can't have him.


such a cutee claudey!~


Oh yes.
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Postby Nutcracker on Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:47 am

Too big ego for me.
*walks away with PieceOfSkunk*
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Postby CaptainClaude on Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:06 am

Nutcracker wrote:Too big ego for me.


yep. I once got trapped under my ego.

Took a week before they found me. by that point I got so hungry I had to eat whatever I could reach to stay alive.

And THAT is why i have no nipples.
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Postby Pimpette on Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:13 pm

ManyWorlds wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:...

You know, I have girls fighting over me all the time too.


I think they're fighting over who gets to hurt you for all the panty-thefts.


No, we fight over him because we've all seen him through Humbug's eyes...

Plus he's a kitty, panty-stealer or no!
*steals McDuffies*
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Postby McDuffies on Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:08 pm

Finally someone to steal me too! I was getting worried!
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Postby Mo on Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:14 pm

McDuffies wrote:Image

:o *GLOAT* :o

*steals McDuffies from Pimpette*
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Postby McDuffies on Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:20 pm

Now they're even stealing each other from me!

Btw, I am not left-handed, despite what that smiley says.

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Postby Pimpette on Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:20 am

Gah!

*sneaks into Cookie's home in the middle of the night and steals McDuffies again*

mcDuffies wrote:Image

Best. Smiley. EVAR.
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Postby Warren on Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:26 am

*steals McDuffies tv*

Damn... it won't work in the US.
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Postby McDuffies on Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:51 am

You need a transformator.

*...were the last words he managed to say before being carried away by misterious stealer*
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Postby Mo on Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:43 am

Pimpette wrote:*sneaks into Cookie's home in the middle of the night and steals McDuffies again*

This is going nowhere. How about we share? You can have him in your timezone, I have him in mine.

Oh wait. Haha.

Just remembered that timezones don't apply to insomniacs. Silly me!

*steals McDuffies from Pimpette and replaces with giant plushy cat*
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Postby Nutcracker on Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:44 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:*steals McDuffies from Pimpette and replaces with giant plushy cat*

that's even better than mcDuffies.
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Postby Corpse Fiend on Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:48 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:Just remembered that timezones don't apply to insomniacs. Silly me!

You don't have any idea how confusing it becomes over time!

Nutcracker wrote:that's even better than mcDuffies.

Ditto
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Postby Mo on Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:58 am

Nutcracker wrote:
Cookie Reinforcement wrote:*steals McDuffies from Pimpette and replaces with giant plushy cat*

that's even better than mcDuffies.

Want one? I've got the basement full of those things! And the garage. And the kitchen closet. And my bedroom.
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Postby McDuffies on Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:44 pm

Why?
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Postby Corpse Fiend on Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:21 am

For money, that's why! Ever heard of kidnappers?
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Postby Noise Monkey on Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:23 am

SLACKER!!!

I may be chasing you.

Also, kidnapping McDuffies is tricky. As he's proven in multiple jams, he's capable of being in MANY places at once. He could probably rescue himself.
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Postby Corpse Fiend on Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:49 am

Noise Monkey wrote:he's capable of being in MANY places at once.

and:
Cookie Reinforcement wrote:I've got the basement full of those things! And the garage. And the kitchen closet. And my bedroom.


Aren't these two connected? She's catching all mcDuffies' incarnations, one by one.
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Postby Noise Monkey on Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:55 am

I'm pretty sure that if it were possible, some sort of vortex to a hellish dimension would open up and swallow the earth.


or the fabled Barnes and Noble with a small Starbucks with a small Barnes and Noble with a tiny Starbucks with a tiny Barnes and Noble with a miniscule Starbucks... would open.


I'm not sure if that's different.
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