Alter Egos V

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:08 am

Nutcracker wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:Ask him why he fall asleep then.
*smacks PieceOfSkunk* Now we have to go to the lingerie store.

If we must...

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:24 am

Nutcracker wrote:I'm just defending him.
*puts ryclaude on the desk* now my new room looks a bit better

*removes ryclaude's clothes* now it's artistic! I'll bring other girls and show them.

RA wrote:*snarls at nutcracker*

*takes claude back to her room*

quit stealin him outta my room. You can't have him.

such a cutee claudey!~

Oh yes.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:47 am

Too big ego for me.
*walks away with PieceOfSkunk*

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:06 am

Nutcracker wrote:Too big ego for me.

yep. I once got trapped under my ego.

Took a week before they found me. by that point I got so hungry I had to eat whatever I could reach to stay alive.

And THAT is why i have no nipples.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:13 pm

ManyWorlds wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:...

You know, I have girls fighting over me all the time too.
I think they're fighting over who gets to hurt you for all the panty-thefts.

No, we fight over him because we've all seen him through Humbug's eyes...

Plus he's a kitty, panty-stealer or no!
*steals McDuffies*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:08 pm

Finally someone to steal me too! I was getting worried!

Mo · Post by Mo » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:14 pm

McDuffies wrote:

*GLOAT*

*steals McDuffies from Pimpette*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:20 pm

Now they're even stealing each other from me!

Btw, I am not left-handed, despite what that smiley says.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:20 am

Gah!

*sneaks into Cookie's home in the middle of the night and steals McDuffies again*

mcDuffies wrote:

Best. Smiley. EVAR.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:26 am

*steals McDuffies tv*

Damn... it won't work in the US.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:51 am

You need a transformator.

*...were the last words he managed to say before being carried away by misterious stealer*

Mo · Post by Mo » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:43 am

Pimpette wrote:*sneaks into Cookie's home in the middle of the night and steals McDuffies again*

This is going nowhere. How about we share? You can have him in your timezone, I have him in mine.

Oh wait. Haha.

Just remembered that timezones don't apply to insomniacs. Silly me!

*steals McDuffies from Pimpette and replaces with giant plushy cat*

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:44 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote: *steals McDuffies from Pimpette and replaces with giant plushy cat*

that's even better than mcDuffies.

Corpse Fiend · Post by **Corpse Fiend** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:48 am

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:Just remembered that timezones don't apply to insomniacs. Silly me!

You don't have any idea how confusing it becomes over time!

Nutcracker wrote:that's even better than mcDuffies.

Ditto

Mo · Post by Mo » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:58 am

Nutcracker wrote:
Cookie Reinforcement wrote: *steals McDuffies from Pimpette and replaces with giant plushy cat*
that's even better than mcDuffies.

Want one? I've got the basement full of those things! And the garage. And the kitchen closet. And my bedroom.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:44 pm

Corpse Fiend · Post by **Corpse Fiend** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:21 am

For money, that's why! Ever heard of kidnappers?

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:23 am

SLACKER!!!

I may be chasing you.

Also, kidnapping McDuffies is tricky. As he's proven in multiple jams, he's capable of being in MANY places at once. He could probably rescue himself.

Corpse Fiend · Post by **Corpse Fiend** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:49 am

Noise Monkey wrote:he's capable of being in MANY places at once.

and:

Cookie Reinforcement wrote:I've got the basement full of those things! And the garage. And the kitchen closet. And my bedroom.

Aren't these two connected? She's catching all mcDuffies' incarnations, one by one.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:55 am

I'm pretty sure that if it were possible, some sort of vortex to a hellish dimension would open up and swallow the earth.

or the fabled Barnes and Noble with a small Starbucks with a small Barnes and Noble with a tiny Starbucks with a tiny Barnes and Noble with a miniscule Starbucks... would open.

I'm not sure if that's different.