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ManyWorlds wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Toxic wrote: What did you plan to do with a wooden dildo?
I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.

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I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.
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I liked Police Academy when I was a kid. At least first and third part.

I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.

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mcDuffies wrote:I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.
You didn't understand it yet, but I swear, that very night, pantystealing became your inevitable destiny. :wink:

I managed to watch "Poltergeist" when I was, like, six years old, and life would never be the same. :( (I'd never watch that sort of movie now that I'm grown up.)

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I.... I used to watch "Qunicy M.E."
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Jack Klugman!

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PieceOfSkunk wrote:
ManyWorlds wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote: I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.

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I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.
It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."
Wouldn't the splinters be a bitch to deal with?
...so it's for ex-es.
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Or the especially kinky!
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Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.
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DarkMagician wrote:
Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.
There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...
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rkolter wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:
Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.
There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...
Maybe to a medieval torture chamber.
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I drew Full Metal Alchemist porn. This is for the newbies, everyone else already knows.

Just have a look in the folder labeled "naked" in my photobucket account.

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War wrote:I drew Full Metal Alchemist porn. This is for the newbies, everyone else already knows.

Just have a look in the folder labeled "naked" in my photobucket account.
Actually, I didn't know that. But it sounds familiar now, so I must've blocked it from my memory.
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yeah, I think he drew Soap on Ed porn
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