It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."ManyWorlds wrote:PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.Toxic wrote: What did you plan to do with a wooden dildo?
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I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.
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I liked Police Academy when I was a kid. At least first and third part.
I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.
I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.
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You didn't understand it yet, but I swear, that very night, pantystealing became your inevitable destiny.mcDuffies wrote:I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.
I managed to watch "Poltergeist" when I was, like, six years old, and life would never be the same. (I'd never watch that sort of movie now that I'm grown up.)
I.... I used to watch "Qunicy M.E."
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Wouldn't the splinters be a bitch to deal with?PieceOfSkunk wrote:It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."ManyWorlds wrote:PeppermintAfterlife wrote: I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.
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I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.
...so it's for ex-es.
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I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
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There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...DarkMagician wrote:I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
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Maybe to a medieval torture chamber.rkolter wrote:There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...DarkMagician wrote:I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
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