Tales of Yore

Rychon · Post by **Rychon** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:25 am

snowy wrote:not ALL fish are stupid...i think...

Yeh, and one of those falls under "Scary Fish." Her name's Humpy (The store had a weird owner) and she's a 1 ft. humphead wrasse, which in the wild can grow over 6 feet long. If you go scuba diving where one lives, they'll remember you, especially if you feed 'em something. Well, Humpy knows me very well because I fed her, and so whenever I cleaned her tank or a tank near her she'd follow me around. I, on the other hand, was scared to death of her! Remember the arowana? well, she's got rocks in there, but when the fish doesn't fit in her mouth she goes to the rocks and bashes the fish into pieces until it goes down. If you count the rock as a tool, that's one smart fish. She'll let you pet her though if she's in a good mood, but if not she'll bite your hand off, or think it's food. The store almost got sued once because she bit some kid.

Oh, and she poses for cameras. I'm pretty sure she knows exactly what it's for. It's really very strange to see. o.O

*waits patiently for other story.*

Fanguy · Post by **Fanguy** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:00 am

he he....

my friend was in U.S. histery class, and they were talking 'bout how the u.s. gained Hawaii and my friend wrote this dumb (and VERY funny) line that said "All Your Hawaii Are Belong 2 US"

Ebility Deranged · Post by **Ebility Deranged** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 3:43 pm

That's not funny. Hawaii was thriving before the US got to it. Now the main island is all city and no culture. Pfft. And the sand smells like dog crap. The other ones that just have a little city, they're wonderful. But it would be better if it was still a continent in itself.

SupaGraw · Post by **SupaGraw** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:28 pm

Okay. Gather round children. While we were all under the tyrannical rule of our EVIL drama teacher none of us had the highest of spirits. We all wanted to destroy our teacher. Anyway, so one day, Kat was drawing while we were stuck in a horrendous rehersal. What came from it was "My Own Worse Critic". It was a picture of a hand, and there was a cut in the hand, and crawling from out of the hand was a group of little people that were like together from patches of skin. Anyway, the little people were crowded around the center of the hand where one of the little people was laying on the ground. The other little people were tearing apart the one laying on the ground and throwing random bits of internal organs through the air. I don't know if I gave it enough justice, but it was freaky. Cool though too. By the way, I don't have disco ball duty any more thank you very much!

Ebility Deranged · Post by **Ebility Deranged** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:20 pm

HEE! Wow.

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:07 pm

hehe, now that's a smart fish!

moss, if you still have that picture, can we see it please??!!!

Catlegend · Post by **Catlegend** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:10 am

I do... but no. ^^

Ebility Deranged · Post by **Ebility Deranged** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:32 am

O.O WHY?

Catlegend · Post by **Catlegend** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:15 am

because!

Ebility Deranged · Post by **Ebility Deranged** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:31 am

... I swear, were there a nasty, squinty-eyed smiley, it would be here...

Catlegend · Post by **Catlegend** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 5:34 am

Humma Kavula!!

Kelll · Post by **Kelll** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:06 am

humming kawala?

DeeLover · Post by **DeeLover** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:05 am

I gotta say. After a day with Moss, I kinda got the feeling that if she don't wanna, she won't. Not much pleading could change that. Oh, except for getting her on the Tower of Terror. Somehow her brother knows how to do it. I can't imagine SupaGraw finding a group of people to match Moss and Thatguy as friends. Well, not the same type that would encourage such mischief!

Catlegend · Post by **Catlegend** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:18 am

He gets me on to things becuase there's this idiot part of me that believes him when he promises things aren't scarey. And thanks Dee, it WAS fun ^^

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:54 pm

hehe, maybe it's cuz he's your brother^^ sometimes, they're evil like that

Voyd · Post by **Voyd** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:58 am

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

*pout*

any more stories?

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:16 am

yes, more stories please!

Rychon · Post by **Rychon** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:33 am

I have stories. Lots of them.

Anyone wanna hear about how deadly cymbals are? That one's rather...vivid though. If no one complains of squimishness, I'll type it up tomorrow. It's actually kind of funny, in a strange, and twisted way.

Ebility Deranged · Post by **Ebility Deranged** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:24 pm

... aren't cymbals musical instruments?

Fanguy · Post by **Fanguy** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:54 pm

BLOODY GORY, HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!11