Crazy Controller Stories

Turboshark · Post by **Turboshark** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:29 am

I would roll around on the floor like Mel Gibson when I played Duck Hunt with the Light Gun. And I remember my uncle got so mad while playing Contra on the NES he flung the system across the room! And of course there's always the requisite banging the controller on the ground repeatedly. I don't do that anymore. They have pills for that.

Shinmyk · Post by **Shinmyk** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:43 am

i took care of my games and accessories... if it broke, it would most likely never be replaced. My mom did not care much for video games back then or even now.

Also, I have yet to play Ninja Gaiden for the XB. I wonder if I should

Burk · Post by **Burk** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:47 am

If you are a gamer and you believe you gots mad skillz, you have to play Ninja Gaiden. It will put you in your place. We've gone through lots of controllers over the years and not all from rampaging anger, but also just from wear of use.

Jimmy Bones · Post by **Jimmy Bones** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:49 pm

The sad thing about taking out your anger on the controller or console is that whatever you're hitting doesn't feel pain. Nevertheless, I would still punch my controller as if it did.

Burk · Post by **Burk** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:56 pm

I see. So to fully resolve my anger I must take it out on something that feels pain. I see.

Turboshark · Post by **Turboshark** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 10:41 pm

They should make a talking controller. One that says, "No! Stop! You were right! You made that jump, I was being stupid. Forgive me!"

Burk · Post by **Burk** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:19 pm

I would definitely buy one of those.

Shinmyk · Post by **Shinmyk** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:08 am

you should patent that idea ;]

"Patent Pending!" -Homer

Greengoblin · Post by **Greengoblin** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:36 pm

Mine would make fun of me. Then it would beat me up and steal my lunch money.

Note on Pizza sandwhich: use pizza-bagels as the sandwhich, then wrap it in a pizza, pizza in a pizza, deliciously evil.

Turboshark · Post by **Turboshark** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:44 pm

What about using bagel pizzas as the TOPPINGS for a pizza?

Jimmy Bones · Post by **Jimmy Bones** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:11 pm

That's just preposterous. Everyone knows you should use those mini pizza pockets for the toppings.

Burk · Post by **Burk** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:26 pm

Any of the aformentioned ideas are all great. Anything pizza related on top of a pizza that results in some sort of health condition is okay in my cook book.

Shinmyk · Post by **Shinmyk** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:48 pm

and don't forget to butter your pizza!

Turboshark · Post by **Turboshark** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:36 pm

and dip it in the fryer. Mmmmmm