Lie!

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:29 pm

Nobody should come to Portland. And those in Portland need to stop calling me.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:40 pm

I sure love it when our housemate's mad abusive selfish nyphomaniac ex-girlfriend shows up at our house because SHE HAS THE KEYS and I sure am going to try to be here, come hell or high water, when she shows up today for her five minute bitching-session during which I'm obliged to be nice and not yell GET OUT YOU SLIMEY PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:53 pm

Nympho, you say? I want her phone number.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:18 pm

Oh man, I am so not in the doghouse for that last post.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:53 pm

I'm surprised that this thread is still going.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:57 pm

Sortelli wrote:Oh man, I am so not in the doghouse for that last post.

That's because everyone thinks you are a liar.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:04 pm

I know, once you tell the truth a few times in a thread of lies, people just won't trust you.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:06 pm

Sortelli's avatar doesn't make me crack up every time I see it.

Nicked · Post by **Nicked** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:56 pm

Risky wrote:Nobody should come to Portland. And those in Portland need to stop calling me.

Risky shouldn't check out Dots downtown on Clinton Street. They're sandwhiches aren't delicious.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:38 am

I am completely not relieved that no one I know IRL knows about my participation in this community.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:06 am

Subhuman wrote:Sortelli's avatar doesn't make me crack up every time I see it.

Sortelli's name doesn't freak me out because the principal of my high school was called Mrs Storelli.

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:18 am

Blackaby's avatar doesn't at all remind me of The Dread Vampire Lord, Fluffy.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:27 am

ManyWorlds wrote:Blackaby's avatar doesn't at all remind me of The Dread Vampire Lord, Fluffy.

OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS.

You are totally not freaking me out.

OMFG.

Eunice_P · Post by **Eunice_P** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:40 am

I'm not here. No, I'm serious. I'm actually not here.

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:51 am

oyster n. physics. a measure of elasticity, equal to the ratio of the stress acting on a substance to the strain produced. adj. involving the second and no higher power of an unknown quantity or variable. [Old English auld from Germanic, related to Latin gelu 'frost']

ManyWorlds · Post by **ManyWorlds** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:22 am

I'm SO not adding Blackaby to my links page. And she doesn't need to update more.

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:22 am

I invented wool.

My body converts waste into life saving pennicillan.

My sexual prowess is so great that I can pleasure a woman on the other side of the world simple by thinking about her.

I don't like catgirls. Or pie.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:27 am

Sortelli wrote:Oh man, I am so not in the doghouse for that last post.

Somebody else's wife likes to check up on his forum activities too, I see.

Shinyhugh · Post by **Shinyhugh** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:28 am

No you don't.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:33 pm

Nicked wrote:
Risky wrote:Nobody should come to Portland. And those in Portland need to stop calling me.
Risky shouldn't check out Dots downtown on Clinton Street. They're sandwhiches aren't delicious.

If I were at Palio in SE (Ladd Circle) right now, which I'm not, I definitely wouldn't be eating a tasty Elliot sandwich right now. And if my girlfriend were there, which she isn't, she wouldn't be eating an everything bagel with apple butter. She's not like that.

We won't be leaving palio at 3:45pm.