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Guinea Pig Porn (sfw)

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Here's a newsstory about a very happy guinea pig.

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MALE CHAUVINIST PIG!

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Sounds like the poor lil' guy got more than he bargained for.
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Bwahahahaha! I love how he slept for two days afterawrds.
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Rock on brotha'... Rock on.

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Guinea pigs have it good.. ;)
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Crossfire wrote:Rock on brotha'... Rock on.

I'm sore just thinking about 24 women in one night. :o
That pig has stamina all right.
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That child support is gonna be a killer...
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the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.
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Repeat after me... "That ain't my baby!"
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faub wrote:
the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.
I hate to say it, but I've beaten ten times in a day. And I could still walk.

...barely...
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rkolter wrote:
faub wrote:
the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.
I hate to say it, but I've beaten ten times in a day. And I could still walk.

...barely...
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That's one satisfied guinea pig.
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rkolter wrote:
faub wrote:
the article wrote:He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days.
:o You know, I never thought sex was compulsory. It was like eating. If you ate too much you couldn't look at food again for a while. I remember a human couple mentioned they wanted to see how long they could go. They couldn't walk after ten times.
I hate to say it, but I've beaten ten times in a day. And I could still walk.

...barely...
Yes, I also ate ten times a day and I could still walk.
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Post by Eunice_P »

Poor lil' fella. The owner must've fed him viagra.
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*hump*hump*
When...
*hump*gasp*hump*
...will it...
*hump*wheeze*
...end?!?!?!
*hump*hump*hump*
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Man, sounds like you got a werelion problem there RKolter.
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[futurama]DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!![/futurama]
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grabmygoblin wrote:[futurama]DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!![/futurama]
:D :o :D :o :D :o
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grabmygoblin wrote:[futurama]DEATH BY SNOOSNOO!![/futurama]
*chuckles* I'm paraphasing here but...

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I have a new hero...his name is Sooty the guinea pig.
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