The official Lindsay Lohan gossip thread

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:13 pm

Lindsay's boobs have disappeared.

This is urgent, very urgent.

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:15 pm

I think the biggest difference is that she looks like a human being in the old photos...

Pillywiggin · Post by **Pillywiggin** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:16 pm

Am I supposed to know who this person is???

Noxmeansxno · Post by **Noxmeansxno** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:16 pm

Ida wrote:I think the biggest difference is that she looks like a human being in the old photos...

Agreed. She seems to be missing her stomach in the more recent ones.

Specterz · Post by **Specterz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:16 pm

Yeah. It's because she's hanging out with skinny-ass white trash Hiltons, right?
She needs to get off that anorexic diet and eat some real food! Someone feed her some taco's!

Such a waste....

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:18 pm

Pillywiggin wrote:Am I supposed to know who this person is???

This is your punishment for being over 20.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:22 pm

*cries and brings Lohan to her boyfriend's neighbour's house*
(There you get fed whether you like it or not...)

So sad.

Noxmeansxno · Post by **Noxmeansxno** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:23 pm

Pillywiggin wrote:Am I supposed to know who this person is???

I wish I could say the same. Consider yourself lucky.

Corgan_dane · Post by **Corgan_dane** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:31 pm

It just looks to me like she's lost weight, and thus, boobage.

Hell, look at the difference in her hips. No one's saying she got hip-o-suction.

...and she was may more attractive in the older pics. Curvaceous. Screw the boobs, the girl had curves.

Now? Eh. Another no curve 13 year old boy lookin' scag.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:39 pm

corgan_dane wrote:It just looks to me like she's lost weight, and thus, boobage.

Hell, look at the difference in her hips. No one's saying she got hip-o-suction.

...and she was may more attractive in the older pics. Curvaceous. Screw the boobs, the girl had curves.

Now? Eh. Another no curve 13 year old boy lookin' scag.

I agree - she's lost weight, and is much less attractive overall now.

Specterz · Post by **Specterz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:43 pm

EVERYONE agrees on that! Come on men, we like our women curvy, am I right?
I wish women would get that into their heads too, instead of starving themselves to look like a skeleton.

TheBladeRoden2 · Post by **TheBladeRoden2** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:44 pm

*sniffle* whatever happened to 17 year old Lindsay Lohan? Before she went and F'ed herself up

Just another skinny implanted tan blonde now.

*searches for new teen idol to worship*

Specterz · Post by **Specterz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:45 pm

the Duff was always better than the Lohan...

*hey, they're only 2 or 3 years younger than me! It's legal in my country!*

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:46 pm

There's always Hillary Duff...

Noxmeansxno · Post by **Noxmeansxno** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:48 pm

Ida wrote:There's always Hillary Duff...

Who is, in my opinion, prettier and much more respectable. She doesn't put pictures of herself in nothing but a towel inside the CD booklets that little 9 year old girls are buying.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:04 pm

boobs can be created by weight...no weight can taketh boobs away....

it's a sad but true fate

at least they were real

and in female defense, though large and squichy they may be, they're a bitch to tote around

Anywherebuthere · Post by **Anywherebuthere** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:50 pm

A reliable source told me that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant with Michael Jacksons love child. What was even more interesting is that in order to have Jackson inseminate her, she wore a McCully Culkin mask.

Specterz · Post by **Specterz** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:53 pm

I think Culkin has bigger boobs...

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:11 pm

noxmeansxno wrote:She doesn't put pictures of herself in nothing but a towel inside the CD booklets that little 9 year old girls are buying.

You mean you bought the CD?

Noxmeansxno · Post by **Noxmeansxno** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:13 pm

Subhuman wrote:You mean you bought the CD?

Hah. I'd shoot myself first. xD

My little 9 year old sister got it as a gift for her birthday. I was mortified.