Presidential dresses in the Forum

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:17 am

Aha I have proof!

<K-Dawg> if Bob has his way, he'll kill me to demonstrate his awesome killing power to the masses
<RYClaude> maybe you cant
<MrBob> Yes I would
<Komiyan> dont kill dawg
<MrBob> But I wont today
<RYClaude> aww
<Komiyan> when i could instead charge him monkey tax
<K-Dawg> ...
<MrBob> !
<MrBob> What was I thinking?
<K-Dawg> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
<TLH> Monkey Tax!
<birdie> charge him monkey tax!

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:18 am

Is this cabinet willing to hire a Minister of Truth who's down on his luck?

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:20 am

Mr.Bob wrote:
ryclaude wrote:That wasn't too harsh, was it?
If he lives you're off the hook.

s'pose I should take him off the hook then...

Birdie · Post by **Birdie** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:21 am

The Anarchists suck
Bob and his crew will destroy
those lame Anarchists!

Monkey tax is good
better to pay for a tail
than to lose your neck!

Bob's awesome power
is meant for evil abuse
a fair Election!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:30 am

supernerdcore wrote:The Anarchists suck
Bob and his crew will destroy
those lame Anarchists!

Monkey tax is good
better to pay for a tail
than to lose your neck!

Bob's awesome power
is meant for evil abuse
a fair Election!!!!!!!!!!

I really like you. You pay is doubled. And here, have a knighthood.

Cope wrote:Is this cabinet willing to hire a Minister of Truth who's down on his luck?

Yes. Goobla may be the man drawing up the group rational and constructed mindset, but you shall be in charge broadcasting and propaganda in print and over all the major networks. You can start be discrediting K-dawg up there if you may.

War · Post by **War** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:35 am

Linked, in case you haven't seen episode 3 yet.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:43 am

An intruder!

I'm not actually going to fight him you know. Ryclaude! Crossfire! Beyonder! Lackies!

*makes a jab at War and runs away*

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:44 am

What's all this nonsense about other people applying for the Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yaoi) position?!

Besides, we actually voted for you, Bob! How can you, in good conscience, put one of those traitors in the position instead of us?

Sample pending... and it will be the sampliest sample of all of sampledom!!

EDIT: Sample! Hah!

Sput · Post by **Sput** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:50 am

War wrote:Linked, in case you haven't seen episode 3 yet.

ieeee sweet.

<3

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:51 am

"Pending"? Hah! Way ahead of ya, sister:

Rrrowr! I know I'm hot.

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:53 am

Mr.Bob wrote:An intruder!

I'm not actually going to fight him you know. Ryclaude! Crossfire! Beyonder! Lackies!

*makes a jab at War and runs away*

We would rush in, but, ya'know, you did draw War a trump card...

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:55 am

I'm not on there though! part of the reason I was appointed

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:56 am

K-Dawg wrote:Aha I have proof!

<K-Dawg> if Bob has his way, he'll kill me to demonstrate his awesome killing power to the masses
<RYClaude> maybe you cant
<MrBob> Yes I would
<Komiyan> dont kill dawg
<MrBob> But I wont today
<RYClaude> aww
<Komiyan> when i could instead charge him monkey tax
<K-Dawg> ...
<MrBob> !
<MrBob> What was I thinking?
<K-Dawg> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
<TLH> Monkey Tax!
<birdie> charge him monkey tax!

Proof? The only proof I see here is of a shameful attempt to divert attention away from the real issue; your brazen tax evasion. Why do you refuse to pay your monkey tax, Mr Dawg? Are you not a monkey? The people of GD have a right to know.

Rianeva · Post by **Rianeva** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:09 am

Spriteville, USA wrote:As my first Official action as The Minister of Pixels., it will be the task Minipixel to seek out and destroy any and all subversive sprite comics in the state. If you have created a subversive sprite comic you will be found. If you know of someone who is or ever has been working n a subversive sprite comic you must report them, or you will be deemed an acomplice. It is the responsibility of all children (especially members of the youth organization "Children of Bob") to watch their parents and neighbors for any signs of hidden spriting activity.

Long Live Bob!
Long Live 85!
Long Live The State!

Oho! So you wish all sprite comics to be at the same level, the Sonic recolors grouped with the scratched sprites? I cannot condone this! All sprite comics are not at the same level, nor shall they ever be, and I refuse to be the same as some eye-gougingly bright recolor resized at 150%! Revolution!

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:10 am

ryclaude wrote:I'm not on there though! part of the reason I was appointed

Ahah! Yes! Most astute. With enough newbies we're bound to overcome War, it's just a matter of time and good equipment. And maybe some nuclear capabilities...

Now where'd my defence budget go?

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:12 am

I funneled it into the war against K-Dawg

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:13 am

Rianeva wrote:
Spriteville, USA wrote:As my first Official action as The Minister of Pixels., it will be the task Minipixel to seek out and destroy any and all subversive sprite comics in the state. If you have created a subversive sprite comic you will be found. If you know of someone who is or ever has been working n a subversive sprite comic you must report them, or you will be deemed an acomplice. It is the responsibility of all children (especially members of the youth organization "Children of Bob") to watch their parents and neighbors for any signs of hidden spriting activity.

Long Live Bob!
Long Live 85!
Long Live The State!
Oho! So you wish all sprite comics to be at the same level, the Sonic recolors grouped with the scratched sprites? I cannot condone this! All sprite comics are not at the same level, nor shall they ever be, and I refuse to be the same as some eye-gougingly bright recolor resized at 150%! Revolution!

You could have joined me Rianeva. You could have worked for me. You could have been part of the glory of the state. I could have helped you, given you this gift. Yet you go and do something stupid like this.

You had so much promise, it'll be a shame to see it all go to waste!

Birdie · Post by **Birdie** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:20 am

If War beheads Bob
do not worry my people
he lives in our words!

Bob lives in our thoughts
and his reign is infiniite
in literature!!!

Pay your taxes Dawg!
Bob is not one to fuck with
after all, he's BOB!

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:20 am

on the Offence "to-do" list:

- (Hot) War on War (Action)
- Destroy K-Dawg
- Cripple StinkyWigFiddle

Beyonder_alpha · Post by **Beyonder_alpha** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:21 am

Mr.Bob wrote: Beyonder: Purification sounds a lot like termination. And we already got a guy for that. What would be the differences?

That I get paid more and already have the other guy in my dungeon thus am more effective.
I also take insane pride and joy in my work as an added bonus.

And bob, no worries, I've already published episode 4-6 where the dark side loses, but war hasn't realised it yet.
I've also set up a web of clones to divert the enemy, but they can't take over because I had to use the minds of monkeys to replace the original one.