Presidential dresses in the Forum
Presidential dresses in the Forum
The Elections are over and I have been elected Keenspace's second president of General Discussion. However, due to ongoing subversive elements in our neighboring state, Off Topic Junk, I thought it necessary for myself to have some means of addressing the people, lest they be swayed by fallacious propaganda.
My fellow Spacers,
I have been in office now, for a near full summation of 24 hours. It distresses me that though I did indeed win fairly and justly through neutral arbitration, there remain some individuals that still persist in contesting my victory, right to the edge of treason.
I
My fellow Spacers,
I have been in office now, for a near full summation of 24 hours. It distresses me that though I did indeed win fairly and justly through neutral arbitration, there remain some individuals that still persist in contesting my victory, right to the edge of treason.
I
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Bugger me...didn't even realise this was happening...
Anyway, means nothing more than a bucket of horse apples to me. I'm Australian. We generally don't give two coots what those who think they are in charge are doing. We just take the piss out of them and go on with our own lives and try to fix the mistakes of those who think they are in charge.
So from me and anyone who thinks likewise, Mr Bob, consider yourself piss-taken!
Now...where's that beer...
Anyway, means nothing more than a bucket of horse apples to me. I'm Australian. We generally don't give two coots what those who think they are in charge are doing. We just take the piss out of them and go on with our own lives and try to fix the mistakes of those who think they are in charge.
So from me and anyone who thinks likewise, Mr Bob, consider yourself piss-taken!
Now...where's that beer...
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Awesome! Not only will I not be a slave due to my age (born November 19, 1985) buy I also control drugs AND liquor!
Bob bless keenspace!
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Someday, someday I'll finish Confabulation. That day is not today, however.
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I have to be honest Bob, I voted Capital Space. It was a tough call, but the promise of War's rampant SpaceChan porn moved me. I wanted to vote for you Bob, I really did, but at the time it looked like Anarchy Space was building a lead (this was when it was early early teens), and Capital Space was the closest to catching them.
Now with that heartfelt confession out of the way, I'd like to submit my application for the Minsister of Homoerotic Affairs, Yaoi division. Now, while I have yet to submit any hardcore male on male homoerotic art, my count for softcore yaoi is up there, not to mention one's my avatar's fragile person has been directly involved in.
Now with that heartfelt confession out of the way, I'd like to submit my application for the Minsister of Homoerotic Affairs, Yaoi division. Now, while I have yet to submit any hardcore male on male homoerotic art, my count for softcore yaoi is up there, not to mention one's my avatar's fragile person has been directly involved in.
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As my first Official action as The Minister of Pixels., it will be the task Minipixel to seek out and destroy any and all subversive sprite comics in the state. If you have created a subversive sprite comic you will be found. If you know of someone who is or ever has been working n a subversive sprite comic you must report them, or you will be deemed an acomplice. It is the responsibility of all children (especially members of the youth organization "Children of Bob") to watch their parents and neighbors for any signs of hidden spriting activity.
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Is there room for a Czar of Drinking? I can fulfill that one for you!
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Whee! I love Communism now!
I would like to submit my services to the Party as Minister of Spam, to ensure that all advertising or trolling topics are dutifully hijacked and subjects thoroughly changed, for the benefit of all.
Also, someone should get in touch w/ CJ about the office of Minsister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yuri).
I would like to submit my services to the Party as Minister of Spam, to ensure that all advertising or trolling topics are dutifully hijacked and subjects thoroughly changed, for the benefit of all.
Also, someone should get in touch w/ CJ about the office of Minsister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yuri).
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First the foxgirls, then he'll go after the catgirls! Then dogboys! None are safe! You don't honestly think he has the self-control to keep those with which he currently pleges allegiance in his good favor forever, do you? You kowtows may be sitting pretty now, but your day of comeuppance will soon arrive.Sortelli wrote:That said, though, do we HAVE to ELIMINATE the fox girls? Couldn't, you know, we just not do that?
Have you not noticed that Bob is an 85 himself?! You think he wants to share that number with the others? No! He'll string you 85s along, sending you into suicide mission after suicide mission until he's the only one left.
This man was brought into power on a whim but it will take far more manpower to rid him of his position. An open invite still exists for those who wish to fight for the right thing.
Now, I leave you with these images for images always speak louder than words:
*dashes back to Off Topic*
The class of 85 might have numbers on there side, but with age brings wisdom. Like the knowledge of how to build pipe bombs.
For example.
For example.
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I PLEADGE to personally set a Cat Girl preservation area in my castle for any Cat Girl who might have been spooked by Mecury Hat's insane claims.Mercury Hat wrote:First the foxgirls, then he'll go after the catgirls!Sortelli wrote:That said, though, do we HAVE to ELIMINATE the fox girls? Couldn't, you know, we just not do that?
Someday, someday I'll finish Confabulation. That day is not today, however.
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You don't get it. No one can promise anyone will be safe! Replace Foxgirl with Catgirl in his address and you'll see he looks down upon all the animal-eared/tailed people.cat42 wrote:I PLEADGE to personally set a Cat Girl preservation area in my castle for any Cat Girl who might have been spooked by Mecury Hat's insane claims.Mercury Hat wrote:First the foxgirls, then he'll go after the catgirls!Sortelli wrote:That said, though, do we HAVE to ELIMINATE the fox girls? Couldn't, you know, we just not do that?
Don't you see? First your ears are too fuzzy. Then your hair's too long. Then your eyes are the wrong color. It will just continue until everyone has ridiculously pointed ears and a bad wig on their heads!
FREESPACE.
Lies! All lies I tell you! That photo was taken during the mardi gras carnival! And that poll was rigged!Mercury Hat wrote:First the foxgirls, then he'll go after the catgirls! Then dogboys! None are safe! You don't honestly think he has the self-control to keep those with which he currently pleges allegiance in his good favor forever, do you? You kowtows may be sitting pretty now, but your day of comeuppance will soon arrive.Sortelli wrote:That said, though, do we HAVE to ELIMINATE the fox girls? Couldn't, you know, we just not do that?
Have you not noticed that Bob is an 85 himself?! You think he wants to share that number with the others? No! He'll string you 85s along, sending you into suicide mission after suicide mission until he's the only one left.
This man was brought into power on a whim but it will take far more manpower to rid him of his position. An open invite still exists for those who wish to fight for the right thing.
Now, I leave you with these images for images always speak louder than words:
*dashes back to Off Topic*
See Sortelli? This is what we must deal with! I was willing to consider your proposition for a moment but after this outrageous exhibition on her part, work on my "Anti-Fox Girl Bill" will continue to take place. We will put a stop to your libellous meddling, Hat!!!!
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