MAKE THEM THE SEXY (For teh ladies)

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I MAEK TEH SEXY FOR THE LADIES. IT IS KEY TO WINNINGS.
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Beautiful men are pointless. Unless there's mansex involved.


*hint hint* 8)
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ONLY FO DA LADIES!

...I'll do a real one soon. :D
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That was made fo' da ladies months ago...am I a genkus or what?
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Sortelli: My initial reaction was to just stare at it. Then I fell out of my chair and broke a rib laughing my ass off.

Anywherebuthere: Creepiest. Ever. Holy fuck, dude. Don't... don't ever do that again. :o
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I don't know what's so creapy about it...

I mean I'm sure people were more emotinaly disturbed when Labarenth came out.
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anywherebuthere wrote:I don't know what's so creapy about it...

I mean I'm sure people were more emotinaly disturbed when Labarenth came out.
No, no, see, the difference is, David Bowie hid his hairy legs with pants.

Also, I think he's the only man in existence who is capable of looking hot in a mullet.

The laws of nature do not apply to David Bowie. Do not use David Bowie's sexiness to justify your creepiness. :o
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In my experience, most girls...even straight ones...don't particularly like ogling beefcake guys or anything.

What girls do like is cute fluffy animals. And my comic has lots of those.
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Beefcake is yuck. I like thin wiry guys with goatees and maniacal laughs.

Ohhh, and wit! There must always be wit.

Also, I require my menfolk to be a minimum of five feet ten inches tall. I have issues with short guys.

You have now been given the key to decoding my signals. If you are or have any of these things and I am flirting with you, it means I think you are hot and you should ask me out.

No girl will ever give you such a comprehensive codebook ever again. Treasure this moment.
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anywherebuthere wrote:
That was made fo' da ladies months ago...am I a genkus or what?
Lol that's great- I love the little patches of hair!
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FOR TEH LADIES
Sortelli, You DA MAN! :lol:
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Jackhass wrote:In my experience, most girls...even straight ones...don't particularly like ogling beefcake guys or anything.

What girls do like is cute fluffy animals. And my comic has lots of those.
Isn't that a bit of an overgeneralisation? Not all girls like 'cute animals'. I mean sometimes I like them, but HAET them when they're there just to be "cute".

I think the thing that turns me off beefcake guys is that they're WAAAY too muscly and unrealistic... almost grotesque. I'm with Leko, thin (or at least, reasonably built) wiry guys more attractive than big brawny guys.

Which is why Geoph = :)
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Sortelli wrote:Image

FOR TEH LADIES
I APPROVE.
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Myself, I am delighted to know that body hair does not mean I can't wear a tasty little thong.
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Komiyan wrote:
Sortelli wrote:Image

FOR TEH LADIES
I APPROVE.
looks good at first, but...
IS THAT A MONOBROW??????????????????????????????' :-? :-? :-?

And..why are some of you doubting about your sexuality when drawing hot guys? Remember, it is just marketing, you don't enjoy watching them :P
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Ayup. Geoph is the Drow with a unibrow.

Little individual imperfections make people more hawt, in my opinion. Nothing bugs me more than when artists draw sexy female characters that all look exactly the same in the face and figure.
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anywherebuthere wrote:
Dutch! wrote:There's just something that's plain wrong about drawing my male characters extra sexy...they're eleven...
Awe, come on Dutch, think of all the extra NAMBLA readers you could pick up.
What's NAMBLA?
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longer than it was, and tomorrow was always another game away?
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Dutch! wrote:What's NAMBLA?
North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.

(unless that's a serious question, in which case it's the North American Man-Boy Love Association or some such sick madness.)
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