But he only gives out presents to those he deems worthy. A communist santa would give them out to everyone. Not only that, Santa employs the lowly elves to do his work for him, while he just gets fatter!Cope wrote:And all this time his choice of attire made me think Santa was a Red...
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But if it's capitalism, and driven by a market economy, wouldn't you have to pay even a small amount for the turkey?War wrote:*image with "vote capital$pace, get a free turkey"*
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That assumes that we allow the voting to be offical. Now finish this pitiful exercise and get back to work!Mercury Hat wrote:I thought you'd momentarily stepped down? We don't want a president who will abdicate the presidential position! At least not one who will publically announce they will!STrRedWolf wrote:Vote for your dictators, Kelly and Kisai, and we won't send the secret police.
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And all this time his choice of attire made me think Santa was a Red...
Santa is a commie! just like Orwell's Big Brother, He's Wacthing You! and god is a dictator, while satan is a caplitalist that lead a revollution for freedom. so the choice is simple, Vote for commie space as god intendid, or throw your vote away.
This message has been aproved by the freinds of Bob, who would like to remind all that don't vote for commie space shall be executed, i mean investigate for possible conection to terrorist organization. Relax, only those that are guilty will be convicted. The people need protection from themselves. They need Bob! Vote commie Space, it's the only right choice.
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And all this time his choice of attire made me think Santa was a Red...
Santa is a commie! just like Orwell's Big Brother, He's Wacthing You! and god is a dictator, while satan is a caplitalist that lead a revollution for freedom. so the choice is simple, Vote for commie space as god intendid, or throw your vote away.
This message has been aproved by the freinds of Bob, who would like to remind all that don't vote for commie space shall be executed, i mean investigate for possible conection to terrorist organization. Relax, only those that are guilty will be convicted. The people need protection from themselves. They need Bob! Vote commie Space, it's the only right choice.
Visit Joey FUTURE Rocket Scientist at <a href="http://jfrs.keenspace.com"> http://jfrs.keenspace.com </a> Joey will try for the impossible dream.
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I don't suppose anyone would want to join the Lego party...
I didn't think so.
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I didn't think so.
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... I haven't been swayed by boobs.Sortelli wrote:A vote for commies is a vote for STARVATION.
Capitalist space will provide you with GIANT HAMBURGERS.
It's your call. Giant hamburgers, or starvation soup.
... I haven't been moved by the promise of free money.
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... but free Giant Burgers? Ok, now I'm starting to sway capitalistic...
Might even bring me back from the moon...

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You want hamburgers?! Well, no problem! That anarchist of anarchists Deadpool is a master hamburger chef!

He can also make a wide range of other tasty dishes. And what he can't make, he'll steal for you for the right price!

He can also make a wide range of other tasty dishes. And what he can't make, he'll steal for you for the right price!
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If you are elected, which of the following views will you support the most?
A) A working-class made up of good, honest Spacers who get paid what they deserve.
B) Every one is the same as every one else! There will be one class of Spacers who all receive the same salary.
C) Spacers need not work themselves. Each Spacer will recieve atleast one (1) Chinese Midget to do their bidding and work for them.
D) Every one who can work will work, and those who can't are sent to the public showers*.
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