Ooh!
I vote you do some sort of classic EOI inn until you get normal updates flowing, Sortelli. Just get out your old clip avatars and write stuff! I would read that.
You could advertise: stiffs return! Or something like that.
By the way, I'm going to do a semi-parody of your comic at some point, but I'm not going to tell you until I've actually done it, because it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
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